GET ON THE LOVE BOAT AND CHANGE YOU LIFE< REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENS ON THE BOAT STAYS ON THE BOAT
GET ON THE LOVE BOAT AND CHANGE YOU LIFE< REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENS ON THE BOAT STAYS ON THE BOAT
You have to know when to hold them and know when to fold them. BUT YOU NEVER COUNT YOUR MONEY TILL THE BOAT IS DOCKED
All I want for Christmas is to see what our resident photoshop experts do with this.
Chrissy is Live Streaming from the bunker NOW!
Kyle looking like a fat cow in headlights and rambling to get the run time up.
He says such gems as;
1) “I have so much money I don’t need it all” Hahahahaha, yeaaaaa sure!
2) I took an IQ Test and it was off the charts. It was on the same level as Albert Einstein(roll the clip Drone!)
3) Some dope donates 70 ZAR which is South African Rand. Chrissy being the Einstein level genius he is proclaims, “someone just donated 70 dollars, that’s huge!” Wait until he actually Sees the conversion rate to USD. Bahahahaha!
More to come folks…
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 12-23-2022 at 01:23 PM.
Another thing he could do is consistently gamble on live stream. I would even watch that live stream. Of course that happens very very very rarely.
I wonder what the wife thinks when he sits in front of that computer and tells his lies over and over and over and over again. What literally goes through her head...haha
An hour of nonsense for a live stream?
I havent watched it yet, but here's some thoughts based on the comment he claimed genius level IQ.
Interesting he mentions IQ and off the charts given I posted a chart the other day.
We really can make him dance by pulling the strings.
More than likely he took an online IQ test which tells you exactly what you need to know.
The other observation is, lets pretend for a second he indeed has an IQ over 130 which most but not all charts consider superior (Current Wechsler (WAIS–IV, WPPSI–IV) IQ from wikipedia).
What exactly is he doing with this great IQ?
Curing the cancer that killed his sainted mother?
Developing renewable energy sources?
Or, let us give him credit for being a mathematician, with a genius level IQ: Has he developed a cryptographic algorithm? Has he published a proof solving any of the famous equations?
No, he's sitting at home playing Baacky and Spinny and making videos about it, and then go to B&M casinos to play Baacky and Spinny.
Granted, not all people with a 130 IQ are what we might consider geniuses, however Chrissy seems to have claimed he's rocking a 180+
To put that into context, it would be like trying to explain differential equations to NVB before NVB even has the concept of basic arithmetic
If he is as smart as he claims, he has literally wasted his life to the benefit of no one (except maybe truck drivers).
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Yea I can’t re-watch the shit show of nonsense that was his live stream. He could have proven he actually won the $1000 challenge by you know live streaming his account balance and letting viewers request what they want to see. But he was to buys drooling over dumb shits like Wardisan, Mike and bird Brain giving him $5 tips!
Yep they’re getting REAL rich off his tips. He even thought the 70 ZAR was in US dollars and didn’t realize it’s the lowest amount tipped of the entire stream when converted to US currency!
Rockasilly: " Little Johnny P is in the chat, the idiot filmed himself failing at his bankroll challenge modeled after his hero CM yet here he is still following along! "
anyone got a link to Little Johnny P YT channel ?
Until I watched some of this video today I didn’t know that the country of Peru was pronounced pay-roo. I mean…surely the guy with the Einstein level IQ can’t be wrong about that.
I also didn’t know that you can use the three greens on the 000 Roulette table to your advantage because all three are next to each other on the wheel. Nerermind the fact that on these tables a red/black, odd/even, or high/low bets now only give you an 18/39 chance of winning…you should still play these tables and take advantage of that extra house edge according to Einstein.
Online IQ tests tend to be inaccurate but not super wildly inaccurate. That is, a dumbo like Chrissy is unlikely to score high on it.
Might a person with a 125 IQ show up with something like 148? Yes. But you're not going to have stupid Chrissy show up with a high score.
Either he's flat out lying about it (possible), or he took it twice and corrected his wrong answers.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Looks like our old buddy OG Hancho is back to begging for help from Chrissy!
You’d think losing “30 bands” would help him figure he can’t
And speaking of old buddies, Uncle Zachy the Lackey is Backy!
This time on his personal IG with some telling revelations!
Apparently, Zach had a “problem” with Porn… Maybe THAT is why his wife told him to stop loitering around casinos with the Colt Reject? I mean the gambling was the main factor, but you’d think that Chrissy would at least hang out with his former Boy Toy, until he realized his Porn addiction might return if he hangs out with Kyle!
So his solution was to hang out with Weatherford in these homo erotic short shorts and talk about their Porn addictions together??
so a high IQ makes it possible to beat roulette? Interesting.
Well duh it came high so I bet high next
New system
Well duh it came high so I bet low next
New system
Well duh it came red so I bet red next
New system
Well duh it came red so I bet black next
New system
Well duh it came even so I bet even next
New system
Well duh it came even so I bet odd next..
And let's not forget to win you need multiple 100 percent winning systems in order to win 100 percent of time.
True genius at work. Then his gem of BOL wheel is very predictable, but can't make flat bets and make a fortune still needs guess after guess after guess to just hope you guess right once. The definition of predictable.
Zach's list of 2022 accomplishments are hilarious.
"Best year of intimate love" (out of 3 years)
What does that mean? His wife had sex with him more often than last year?
But how do we explain this? If you ask any married man -- or any straight dude in a long-term relationship -- you will hear that the best year of sex is the first one, and it's followed by a decline. Comedians have been making jokes about this since before I was born. This is also the #1 reason married dudes end up cheating, whereas women tend to cheat for emotional reasons (husband is ignoring her, husband doesn't treat her well, husband is workaholic, etc).
I agree with BWB that Zachy's "porn addiction" was probably pushing him away from having actual sex with his wife, so that's probably why he had the "best year of intimate love". His marriage counselor probably told him 2 years ago that he had to drop the porn, or it was going to kill the marriage, and now he has more of an urge to bang his wife because he isn't jerking it as often.
Hilarious that the dude was already a porn addict and needed a marriage counselor, just one year into the marriage.
And then who does he spend all that time hanging out with alone? A 13-year-long gay porn star. You can't make this shit up.
Guarenteed Keithy has a pud pullers club or some other help group that Chrissy stumbled onto and literally came in his pants.
A nice room full of addicts that he can brag to about his "Kirk" days and he can tell them "This will replace your addiction with making money, your wives will love you for it (and dont worry, you can still pull your pud too)".
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Aaaaand Chrissy has a rant on FB including he thinks people retire at 75.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
I never watch his live streams as they are happening. But I was at the gym today and decided to listen while I worked out.
The desperation is for real. He couldn’t have plugged the tipping more times if he tried. Only three people actually did it. Yes you’re helping provide food this holiday season…for him and his family.
He still thinks that the martingale was invented by a guy with that name
He now defines a “sucker side bet” as any bet that doesn’t pay even money. So…remember this folks..the next time Chrissy plays the dozens or the columns he’s making a sucker side bet. Also sports betting is rarely even money.
It’s the same rambling he does all the time…have a big bankroll and place small bets…martingale the bets…never walk into an actual casino if you don’t have at least 5-10K…don’t be greedy.
Also talks about his bank account as having over 400K. Didn’t it have 300K about a year ago? What happened to the 100K per month and all those 30K+ casino wins he touted?
Live streams on back to back days and all the pushing for tips definitely smells of a guy who could be on his last legs.
Last edited by TheRivers; 12-24-2022 at 09:17 AM.
Odds Stacey has said no, Chrissy cant spend more than half a day away from the house since the inlaws are visiting, so like the child that he is, he makes vdeos and livestreams instead?
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
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