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    Thank you *checks notes* Lindsey Graham

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    Lindsey Graham loves a lot of men.

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    no but really, this guy is really fucked up. this will actually have an effect on betting lines. it's like he had a stroke.

    i can't believe i'm saying this but i need dish, dwai, tgull and even splitthis to watch that video (super short) and tell me what is happening.
    Calm down bro, have some class, he's just making sure not to spill any on his 9 thousand dollar suit. And why does he have a glass of water anyway? Should be bottled!

    I take it you eat your candy bars with your hands?
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    Hmmm reminds me of someone... Can't quite put my finger on it tho...

     
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    can you imagine trump and biden at the debates and trump bring up all the riots and looting and trump saying to the american populous is this what you want? do you feel safe?...this is what the democrat's want...they want power so badly they will risk the lives of the people.

    he'll bring up biden and his crime bill wanted to stop people like this not to long ago....lol

    then the camera goes to biden and that's where the lulz will ensue

    biden is gonna get torched something awful
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    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    you realize that trump has created an ecosystem where no one ever says anything to his face that could upset him, yes?

    like literally everyone who has left the white house has said exactly that.

    its entirely possible that trump literally strokes out and dies the second biden asks him about his taxes. or he tries to pronounce Burisma and just ends up saying bulimia or baroque or barbecue. or he just uncorks a wild one about how he cant 'discipline the blacks' because then they wont vote for him, which he almost certainly thinks they will.


    point being, yeah bidens going to dotter around the stage and make a bunch of weird james cagney movie references and probably forget what year it is but trump going actually insane and pulling the single greatest implosion since edmund sixtus muskie isnt exactly a dark horse bet here.
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    trump goes to +115 and i win 11/1 nba2k parlay so it was time to make my move on sportsbook, getting real close to #DISH$TRUCK2 being a 5 figure score again


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    Donald Trump11/03/20 12:00 EST+115

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    trump goes to +115 and i win 11/1 nba2k parlay so it was time to make my move on sportsbook, getting real close to #DISH$TRUCK2 being a 5 figure score again


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    Donald Trump11/03/20 12:00 EST+115

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    trump goes to +115 and i win 11/1 nba2k parlay so it was time to make my move on sportsbook, getting real close to #DISH$TRUCK2 being a 5 figure score again


    Bet $ 1,500.00 to win $ 1,725.00Result: Pending
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    Donald Trump11/03/20 12:00 EST+115
    Ukraine busts $6M bribe scheme for gas company that hired Hunter Biden


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    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    so no one on the trump team will actually acknowledge and address the trump trying to drink water video?

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    The guy’s brain is clearly not working and you’re just going to laugh it off? not one single serious response

    at least the biden people admit their guy is plainly demented

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    Quote Originally Posted by blake View Post
    The guy’s brain is clearly not working and you’re just going to laugh it off? not one single serious response

    at least the biden people admit their guy is plainly demented
    What are you thinking? Seems like he has some kind of shoulder or neck problem.

    Here's a video from 2017 where he was also struggling.

    Dude is old as shit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by blake View Post
    The guy’s brain is clearly not working and you’re just going to laugh it off? not one single serious response

    at least the biden people admit their guy is plainly demented
    It certainly appears abnormal, but who knows? He’s old. Shit misfires. I was trying to see if it was possible if he had on some lightweight bullet proof vest or his shirt was too tight or something?

    It looked like his movement was constricted. It didn’t appear to be that.

    Maybe he has a shoulder problem? Maybe he pulled something on the golf course? He’s old and fat. When my shoulder is particularly bad after I’ve went to the gym, I’ve grabbed something like a bag of groceries and had to use other hand if it flared up. It’s just not conclusive that he has some severe neurological disorder or anything. If it was Hillary Fox would have ran it 24/7 and had quacks on saying she had MS, but those dudes are morons for a reason.

    Mentally. He’s always way out of sorts on a teleprompter. When he’s winging it, everything he says is gibberish, but he says it with energy. On a teleprompter, he sounds sedated and you notice the gibberish and his reading issues because he is speaking slower. We have two geriatric dementia cases running for president. It is what it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by blake View Post
    The guy’s brain is clearly not working and you’re just going to laugh it off? not one single serious response

    at least the biden people admit their guy is plainly demented
    It certainly appears abnormal, but who knows? He’s old. Shit misfires. I was trying to see if it was possible if he had on some lightweight bullet proof vest or his shirt was too tight or something?

    It looked like his movement was constricted. It didn’t appear to be that.

    Maybe he has a shoulder problem? Maybe he pulled something on the golf course? He’s old and fat. When my shoulder is particularly bad after I’ve went to the gym, I’ve grabbed something like a bag of groceries and had to use other hand if it flared up. It’s just not conclusive that he has some severe neurological disorder or anything. If it was Hillary Fox would have ran it 24/7 and had quacks on saying she had MS, but those dudes are morons for a reason.

    Mentally. He’s always way out of sorts on a teleprompter. When he’s winging it, everything he says is gibberish, but he says it with energy. On a teleprompter, he sounds sedated and you notice the gibberish and his reading issues because he is speaking slower. We have two geriatric dementia cases running for president. It is what it is.
    He is 74 years old, if putting a bottle water up to your face with effort is as bad as it gets then he is way ahead. Biden literally looks like he is 90 and speaks like he is 90. If it comes down to which candidate is senile Trump wins that one in a walk. You never hear any Trump dementia jokes from the left anymore, obviously because their candidate has major issues. Hard to believe Biden is even running. You know he knows he is not right, and he did it anyway. I think this is just a vanity deal where he can get in that Presidents exhibit at Disney World.

     
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    we are actually having a conversation about which candidate has less signs of dementia...

    let that one marinate a lil' bit...

     
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    wow blake having a complete meltdown over the way some guy drinks water, is this guy just insufferable or what my god

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by blake View Post
    The guy’s brain is clearly not working and you’re just going to laugh it off? not one single serious response

    at least the biden people admit their guy is plainly demented
    It certainly appears abnormal, but who knows? He’s old. Shit misfires. I was trying to see if it was possible if he had on some lightweight bullet proof vest or his shirt was too tight or something?

    It looked like his movement was constricted. It didn’t appear to be that.

    Maybe he has a shoulder problem? Maybe he pulled something on the golf course? He’s old and fat. When my shoulder is particularly bad after I’ve went to the gym, I’ve grabbed something like a bag of groceries and had to use other hand if it flared up. It’s just not conclusive that he has some severe neurological disorder or anything. If it was Hillary Fox would have ran it 24/7 and had quacks on saying she had MS, but those dudes are morons for a reason.

    Mentally. He’s always way out of sorts on a teleprompter. When he’s winging it, everything he says is gibberish, but he says it with energy. On a teleprompter, he sounds sedated and you notice the gibberish and his reading issues because he is speaking slower. We have two geriatric dementia cases running for president. It is what it is.


    not for nothing but actual licensed neurologists say that those two videos alone are more than ample grounds for an immediate brain scan.
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    also parscale just announced that they sold 800,000 tickets to a rally with room for 20k and if its anywhere close to true, we've crossed the line from sheer incompetence and are flirting with money laundering / wire fraud / rico charges.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    also parscale just announced that they sold 800,000 tickets to a rally with room for 20k and if its anywhere close to true, we've crossed the line from sheer incompetence and are flirting with money laundering / wire fraud / rico charges.
    If 800,000 people are buying tickets, Trump is ahead regardless of polls. I think you would even agree with that.

     
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    there are 400k people in the entire city that the event is taking place at.


    so yeah if every single man woman and child bought two tickets, this guys probably on a hell of a tear:


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