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    Your lord emperor is spending his last days trying to bring back firing squads, Trumptards

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    Ugh msnbc is an infomercial for Joe's dumb Truman book. At least Mika is easy on the eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    Your lord emperor is spending his last days trying to bring back firing squads, Trumptards
    Good. More productive use of his time than stupid election lawsuits.

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    After President Biden agrees to pardon Trump for crimes against humanity.

    Trump leaves the Earth for his new home on Uranus.



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    honestly i know how crazy this sounds but i think trump is somehow going to litigate himself a 2nd term still.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    tl;dr no ones really tried to do it before, so there are probably gaps in the legal process that he can exploit.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    tl;dr no ones really tried to do it before, so there are probably gaps in the legal process that he can exploit.
    I was apprehensive about this, but I saw a few different constitutional lawyers go through every worst case legal scenario possible, and the craziest series of improbable wins on the right still left us with a President Pelosi worst case. So I slept better knowing they’d never be about that life and would stop short if it ever got there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    tl;dr no ones really tried to do it before, so there are probably gaps in the legal process that he can exploit.
    I was apprehensive about this, but I saw a few different constitutional lawyers go through every worst case legal scenario possible, and the craziest series of improbable wins on the right still left us with a President Pelosi worst case. So I slept better knowing they’d never be about that life and would stop short if it ever got there.

    you know... bush/cheney just kept on digging until they found one constitutional scholar who argued that anything the president does is, by definition, legal.

    a few months later they were trotting out doctored evidence to congress to justify a war in iraq.

    and they got their war, and no one faced charges.

    not saying trump is a favorite on the books or anything but you know, i for one wont be surprised at all if he ends up getting sworn in again this winter.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post

    I was apprehensive about this, but I saw a few different constitutional lawyers go through every worst case legal scenario possible, and the craziest series of improbable wins on the right still left us with a President Pelosi worst case. So I slept better knowing they’d never be about that life and would stop short if it ever got there.

    you know... bush/cheney just kept on digging until they found one constitutional scholar who argued that anything the president does is, by definition, legal.

    a few months later they were trotting out doctored evidence to congress to justify a war in iraq.

    and they got their war, and no one faced charges.

    not saying trump is a favorite on the books or anything but you know, i for one wont be surprised at all if he ends up getting sworn in again this winter.
    The difference is that Bush had the country's best rightwing constitutional lawyers. So much so that 3 of them are on the Supreme Court.

    Trump is going with lawyers that are special in other ways.

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    Lame Duck Pardons Turkey


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    Bush/Cheney also had establishment Right and donors batting for them.

    Right now Trump is getting fucked over by the GOP by small, less visible ways, all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gimmick View Post
    Bush/Cheney also had establishment Right and donors batting for them.

    Right now Trump is getting fucked over by the GOP by small, less visible ways, all the time.
    Trumpalos need to understand that a moderate Democratic president and a Republican senate is fabulous for ridiculously wealthy people. The donors are done with Trump.

     
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    all good points.


    but consider; odds of hitting a 1 outer on the river is what, like 41 to 1?


    ive seen my share of one outers on the river.


    if someone was offering me 41-1, id dip my beak here.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    all good points.


    but consider; odds of hitting a 1 outer on the river is what, like 41 to 1?


    ive seen my share of one outers on the river.


    if someone was offering me 41-1, id dip my beak here.

    You're what's called a pumper on PI. Keep up the good work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    all good points.


    but consider; odds of hitting a 1 outer on the river is what, like 41 to 1?


    ive seen my share of one outers on the river.


    if someone was offering me 41-1, id dip my beak here.


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    Lol

    "One proposal has raced through the process with little notice but unusual speed — and deadly consequences. This rule could reintroduce firing squads and electrocutions for federal executions, giving the government more options for administering capital punishment as drugs used in lethal injections become unavailable. The Justice Department surfaced the proposal in August and accepted public comments for only 30 days, instead of the usual 60. The rule cleared White House review on Nov. 6, meaning it could be finalized any day. The Justice Department didn’t respond to a request for comment."


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    Biden will undo it just as he will undo everything Trump did. It will be hilarious.

    He might not tear down the wall though. He can just wait for it to blow over.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post


    you know... bush/cheney just kept on digging until they found one constitutional scholar who argued that anything the president does is, by definition, legal.

    a few months later they were trotting out doctored evidence to congress to justify a war in iraq.

    and they got their war, and no one faced charges.

    not saying trump is a favorite on the books or anything but you know, i for one wont be surprised at all if he ends up getting sworn in again this winter.
    The difference is that Bush had the country's best rightwing constitutional lawyers. So much so that 3 of them are on the Supreme Court.

    Trump is going with lawyers that are special in other ways.
    Doesn't matter who his lawyers are. He's drawing dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    all good points.


    but consider; odds of hitting a 1 outer on the river is what, like 41 to 1?


    ive seen my share of one outers on the river.


    if someone was offering me 41-1, id dip my beak here.

    You're what's called a pumper on PI. Keep up the good work.
    I'd bet you've been called a pumper before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    all good points.


    but consider; odds of hitting a 1 outer on the river is what, like 41 to 1?


    ive seen my share of one outers on the river.


    if someone was offering me 41-1, id dip my beak here.


     
    LOL Team Druff
    Lot of talking, means nothing. What a LOSER Trump is.

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