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    Jesus Flippin Crust, sonatine!!! You been sleeping on the job??? Why weren’t you warning the good people in Louisiana about this flippin Hurricane Delta!!! You should be ashamed of yourself ignoring the safety of all those good folk there! Let go of your East Coast haughtiness, brotha! Do it now!





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    so you want me to make that new thread about the asteroid strike or nah?

    less than 3 weeks to go.
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    I considered warning those red states about Hurricane Zeta.


    Decided not to.


    They have to learn somehow.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    I can virtually snap call the under. I’m throwing 11K at hurricane shutters soon. No better way to guarantee we aren’t having a hurricane than me shelling out 11k.

    Worst season in forever

    Nothing hit Florida

    Wonder why?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
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    I can virtually snap call the under. I’m throwing 11K at hurricane shutters soon. No better way to guarantee we aren’t having a hurricane than me shelling out 11k.

    Worst season in forever

    Nothing hit Florida

    Wonder why?
    There's still time. The crazy 2005 season lasted into the next January, and Zeta was the last named storm. We're already on Zeta right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post


    Worst season in forever

    Nothing hit Florida

    Wonder why?
    There's still time. The crazy 2005 season lasted into the next January, and Zeta was the last named storm. We're already on Zeta right now.
    Sandy happened this week I think.

    Was really thinking a big one would be aimed at Miami right now, set to make landfall at 7am the morning of the election. Guess it will be another boring election.

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    Quote Originally Posted by duped_samaritan View Post
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    There's still time. The crazy 2005 season lasted into the next January, and Zeta was the last named storm. We're already on Zeta right now.
    Sandy happened this week I think.

    Was really thinking a big one would be aimed at Miami right now, set to make landfall at 7am the morning of the election. Guess it will be another boring election.
    I hope so.

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    Excuse me, but in the distraction over some silly hurricanes or whatnot ravaging parts of the Gulf coast...



    ...did anyone here warn the Aussies about a home-destroying hailstorm?

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    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.

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    Hurricane Eta making landfall as Category 4 in Nicaragua

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    FOLKS AN OFFICIAL TINEALERT(tm) WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED PLEASE OBSERVE SONATINE PROTOCOL 3 AND FLEE THE PREDICTED IMPACT AREA +20%. ONLY EAT / DRINK NON PERISHABLE ITEMS IN SEALED CONTAINERS, DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING AT ALL, DO NOT LOOK UP WITH UNCOVERED EYES OR OPEN MOUTH, EVERYTHING WILL BE TOTALLY INFECTED AND POSSIBLY RADIOACTIVE AND WITH THIS HUMIDITY THERE WILL BE CONDENSATION CARRYING INFECTIOUS / TOXIC PARTICULATE BACK TO THE GROUND.

    BEFORE ENTERING AN AREA OF SEMI PERMANENT SECURITY DISCARD CLOTHES SHAVE ALL BODY HAIR SCRUB EXPOSED SKIN AND AVOID TRACKING THE WASTE WATER INTO THE SECURE AREA.

    DO NOT INVITE OR ALLOW STRANGERS INTO THE SECURE AREA.

    DO NOT ASSUME POLICE CHECK POINTS ARE MANNED BY ACTUAL POLICE, DO NOT ASSUME MILITARY CHECKPOINTS ARE MANNED BY ACTUAL MILITARY. OBEY ORDERS BUT MAINTAIN RAPID EGRESS OPTIONS.

    PETS SHOULD BE CONSUMED BEFORE NON PERISHABLE GOODS. DO NOT CONSUME ABANDONED PETS / LIVESTOCK / ANIMALS EXPOSED TO ELEMENTS. THEY WILL LIKELY BE SATURATED BY HEAVY METALS AND / OR RADIOACTIVITY WITHIN HOURS OF HURRICANES LANDING.

    DRINK URINE INSTEAD OF RAIN WATER FOR 72 HOURS AFTER HURRICANES PASSING.

    BODIES OF HUMANS AND ANIMALS SHOULD BE WRAPPED IN PLASTIC AND TAPED SHUT AND KEPT IN AN AREA PHYSICALLY SEPARATED UNTIL THEY CAN BE BURIED OFF-SITE SAFELY.

    NEGATIVE AIR PRESSURE PROTOCOLS SHOULD BE OBSERVED.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Barely a wind storm in West Palm. Strange.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Barely a wind storm in West Palm. Strange.
    You’ll be completely untouched until the year after you sell the house with the expensive storm shutters.

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    Nov 8, Honduras, Hurricane Eta:

    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Barely a wind storm in West Palm. Strange.
    Didn’t I say earlier that by getting those storm shutters you’d be singlehandedly thwarting even the mere threat of high winds where you live? Because Mother Nature is cruel and likes to play practical jokes on people who try to prepare for the disasters she dishes out.
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    I actually hope this [second impeachment] succeeds, because I want Trump put down politically like a sick, 14-year-old dog. ... I don't want him complicating the 2024 primary season. I just want him done.
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    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.

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    Theta breaks record for most named storms.

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