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    GFS model has pressure plummeting to 950 which means a potential Cat 4. The model is generally flaky on intensity, but we very well could see 125 MPH at landfall. The key is the storm is passing over western Cuba now which is generally flat, versus eastern Cuba which is high terrain.

    This is going to be a multi billion dollar catastrophe either way. Yeah, this is going to be a problem.

     
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    Laura will go through Rapid Intensification today. This potentially will be a Cat 4, the wind field is becoming massive. Going to impact multiple states.

     
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    NHC: LAURA NOW JUST BELOW HURRICANE STRENGTH, FORECAST TO BECOME A MAJOR HURRICANE OVER THE NORTHWESTERN GULF OF MEXICO ON WEDNESDAY
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    This thing is really going to thump Louisiana. They get it terribly with likely 125 mph winds on the front end. But then the storm leaves the state and drains millions of metric waters in Arkansas which floods Louisiana on the back end. Going to be a rough run for the Cajuns for sure. You know if Obama had put up a Hurricane Wall we are not talking about this.

     
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    louisiana will be fine if its heart is pure.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    She’s looking like she’s going to be a Cat 4 at landfall. Not good.

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    Also I’d be remiss if I didn’t thank Tgull and Sonatine for their dedicated and fantastic work in this thread. There literally saving hundreds of not thousands of lives by keeping everyone informed of what’s happening in the tropics.

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    Definite Cat 3/4 at landfall. Like I said, LA is going to get hammered twice. First by winds and storm surge, then through catastrophic flooding from Arkansas on the back end. All this in Covid-19 will create a humanitarian crisis. Covid-19 with no power = death. That Louisiana Governor needs to get off his fat ass and start doing something. NOW!

     
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    952 mb EXTRP on most recent pass.. Rapid deepening remains underway. This is going to be a catastrophe.

     
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    Glad Laura is hitting the border and not 50 miles west....we are about 130 miles from where it will hit.

    Prepping for decent wind here but shouldn’t do much damage....maybe knock out our power...clean side FTW.

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    WARNING TO PEOPLE IN LOUISIANA AND TEXAS/LA BORDER!!! A TGULL WARNING IN EFFECT!

    ...DEVASTATING DAMAGE EXPECTED... COVID-19 PATIENTS WILL BE IN PERIL DUE TO POWER OUTAGES! EXTREME HEAT AND MOSQUITO BORNE ILLNESSES TO FOLLOW.

    HURRICANE LAURA...A MOST POWERFUL HURRICANE WITH TREMENDOUS STRENGTH... RIVALING THE INTENSITY OF HURRICANE RITA 15 YEARS AGO TO THE SAME REGION.

    MOST OF THE AREA WILL BE UNINHABITABLE FOR WEEKS...PERHAPS LONGER. AT LEAST ONE HALF OF WELL CONSTRUCTED HOMES WILL HAVE ROOF AND WALL FAILURE. ALL GABLED ROOFS WILL FAIL...LEAVING THOSE HOMES SEVERELY DAMAGED OR DESTROYED.

    THE MAJORITY OF INDUSTRIAL BUILDINGS WILL BECOME NON FUNCTIONAL. PARTIAL TO COMPLETE WALL AND ROOF FAILURE IS EXPECTED. ALL WOOD FRAMED LOW RISING APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL BE DESTROYED. CONCRETE BLOCK LOW RISE APARTMENTS WILL SUSTAIN MAJOR DAMAGE...INCLUDING SOME WALL AND ROOF FAILURE.

    HIGH RISE OFFICE AND APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL SWAY DANGEROUSLY...A FEW TO THE POINT OF TOTAL COLLAPSE. ALL WINDOWS WILL BLOW OUT.

    AIRBORNE DEBRIS WILL BE WIDESPREAD...AND MAY INCLUDE HEAVY ITEMS SUCH AS HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES AND EVEN LIGHT VEHICLES. SPORT UTILITY VEHICLES AND LIGHT TRUCKS WILL BE MOVED. THE BLOWN DEBRIS WILL CREATE ADDITIONAL DESTRUCTION. PERSONS...PETS...AND LIVESTOCK EXPOSED TO THE WINDS WILL FACE CERTAIN DEATH IF STRUCK.

    POWER OUTAGES WILL LAST FOR WEEKS...AS MOST POWER POLES WILL BE DOWN AND TRANSFORMERS DESTROYED. WATER SHORTAGES WILL MAKE HUMAN SUFFERING INCREDIBLE BY MODERN STANDARDS.

    THE VAST MAJORITY OF NATIVE TREES WILL BE SNAPPED OR UPROOTED. ONLY THE HEARTIEST WILL REMAIN STANDING...BUT BE TOTALLY DEFOLIATED. FEW CROPS WILL REMAIN. LIVESTOCK LEFT EXPOSED TO THE WINDS WILL BE KILLED.

    ONCE TROPICAL STORM AND HURRICANE FORCE WINDS ONSET...DO NOT VENTURE
    OUTSIDE!

    GET OUT NOW AND SOCIAL DISTANCE WITH MASKS!!!! STAY 6 FEET APART IN EVACUATION CENTERS!

     
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    Exclamation

    FOLKS AN OFFICIAL TGULL WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED PLEASE OBSERVE SONATINE PROTOCOL 3 AND FLEE THE PREDICTED IMPACT AREA +20%. ONLY EAT / DRINK NON PERISHABLE ITEMS IN SEALED CONTAINERS, DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING AT ALL, DO NOT LOOK UP WITH UNCOVERED EYES OR OPEN MOUTH, EVERYTHING WILL BE TOTALLY INFECTED AND POSSIBLY RADIOACTIVE AND WITH THIS HUMIDITY THERE WILL BE CONDENSATION CARRYING INFECTIOUS / TOXIC PARTICULATE BACK TO THE GROUND.

    BEFORE ENTERING AN AREA OF SEMI PERMANENT SECURITY DISCARD CLOTHES SHAVE ALL BODY HAIR SCRUB EXPOSED SKIN AND AVOID TRACKING THE WASTE WATER INTO THE SECURE AREA.

    DO NOT INVITE OR ALLOW STRANGERS INTO THE SECURE AREA.

    DO NOT ASSUME POLICE CHECK POINTS ARE MANNED BY ACTUAL POLICE, DO NOT ASSUME MILITARY CHECKPOINTS ARE MANNED BY ACTUAL MILITARY. OBEY ORDERS BUT MAINTAIN RAPID EGRESS OPTIONS.

    PETS SHOULD BE CONSUMED BEFORE NON PERISHABLE GOODS. DO NOT CONSUME ABANDONED PETS / LIVESTOCK / ANIMALS EXPOSED TO ELEMENTS. THEY WILL LIKELY BE SATURATED BY HEAVY METALS AND / OR RADIOACTIVITY WITHIN HOURS OF HURRICANES LANDING.

    DRINK URINE INSTEAD OF RAIN WATER FOR 72 HOURS AFTER HURRICANES PASSING.

    BODIES OF HUMANS AND ANIMALS SHOULD BE WRAPPED IN PLASTIC AND TAPED SHUT AND KEPT IN AN AREA PHYSICALLY SEPARATED UNTIL THEY CAN BE BURIED OFF-SITE SAFELY.

    NEGATIVE AIR PRESSURE PROTOCOLS SHOULD BE OBSERVED.

     
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    141 kt winds between 925 and 950 mb inside the NE eye wall of Laura. It very well could be a Cat 5 at landfall. Either way, Lake Charles is going to get wiped out. Too bad, it is a nice city, I was there years nearly 15 years ago driving on I-10 to Florida. Stopped over at a Days Inn, only hotel that had availability.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    141 kt winds between 925 and 950 mb inside the NE eye wall of Laura. It very well could be a Cat 5 at landfall. Either way, Lake Charles is going to get wiped out. Too bad, it is a nice city, I was there years nearly 15 years ago driving on I-10 to Florida. Stopped over at a Days Inn, only hotel that had availability.

    im glad you got to experience it first hand. it will be a long time before that area is able to support/sustain human life again.
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    Current projections are for it to remain a depression inland over the lower midwest and then re-form as a tropical storm once it heads back out over the mid-Atlantic, then brush by New England/Atlantic Canada. That's fucked up. Has that ever happened before?

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    Lake Charles is a dump, refineries and mediocre casinos.

    I think Rita wipes out one of the riverboat casinos in Lake Charles. I used to go play LHE there when I was trying to learn the game, thanks Lee Jones...it was 1-4-8-12...Lee Jones didn’t write for that craziness

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    get used to the word 'unsurvivable' youll be hearing it a lot soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post



    get used to the word 'unsurvivable' youll be hearing it a lot soon.
    Good thing global climate change is all a hoax, or we might be hearing it even more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Current projections are for it to remain a depression inland over the lower midwest and then re-form as a tropical storm once it heads back out over the mid-Atlantic, then brush by New England/Atlantic Canada. That's fucked up. Has that ever happened before?
    Hurricane Donna.

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    The eye continues to warm and the eyewall continues to cool, both signs of further strengthening.

    Been really hesitant to say this, but it's time: this could be a Category 5. It really is rare to have a strengthening Hurricane at Cat 5 levels hitting a really populated area. Last one I can think of was Andrew. Lake Charles is 100,000 people. Might not sound like a lot, but it is densely populated and there is nowhere to go. Shreveport is also going to get clobbered. You could see power outages for a month or longer. Beaumont is also going to get spanked. Then the rain comes back down from Arkansas. Going to be a disaster.

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