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    *** OFFICIAL *** 2020 HURRICANE ALERT: ITS GOING TO BE FUCKING HORRIBLE *** OFFICIAL ***

    GULF OF MEXICO TEMPS 3 DEGREES HOTTER THAN NORMAL ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH MODE ENABLED SHORT ALL INSURANCE AGENCIES AND AVOID THE MOSQUITOS WHEN YOUR HOUSE DISINTEGRATES BECAUSE THEY WILL ALL BE CARRYING BAT AIDS.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs



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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    GULF OF MEXICO TEMPS 3 DEGREES HOTTER THAN NORMAL ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH MODE ENABLED SHORT ALL INSURANCE AGENCIES AND AVOID THE MOSQUITOS WHEN YOUR HOUSE DISINTEGRATES BECAUSE THEY WILL ALL BE CARRYING BAT AIDS.
    One clue is the ALL CAPS. But I'm 50/50 right now if Sonatine is just seeing if we can handle this as an add-on as late 40's early 50's white guys and not die of heart attacks (aka April Fool's) or if real. Obv. part II is a chain yank...bat AIDS...lol. Ummmm...right?!

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    Die from a Hurricane or go to a shelter and die from Covid. Nice to have options.
    Signature has been deleted by Dan Druff for not following proper font regulations (Sons of bitches)

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    Jesus fucking Christ, sonatine! Get your natural disaster seasons in order! We gotta worry about the upcoming apocalyptic tornado season this spring before some piddly ass 180mph hurricanes later this summer.

    Abnormally warm Gulf of Mexico could intensify the upcoming tornado and hurricane seasons
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.was...es-hurricanes/

    Hell! Nashville was already hit by a tornado last month. And the peak of the tornado season is still a good month away.
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    We have a horrible choice between a super-shady, self-serving, lying criminal (Hillary Clinton) and an emotionally-unbalanced, shoot-from-the-hip authoritarian who lacks the intellectual curiosity to even want to learn the complexities that come with running a major nation like the US (Donald Trump).

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    wow atine going for a doomsday gimmick in 2020, guy has no shame


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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    wow atine going for a doomsday gimmick in 2020, guy has no shame


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    so you want me to make that new thread about the asteroid strike or nah?

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs



    http://www.lolstockaments.com/

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    If you want to take over this mantle that is fine, but its not as easy as just chucking up a Charlie Sheen or Coronavirus site. You have seen how things can get away from you. It can be exhausting, it damn near broke me with Sandy.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    If you want to take over this mantle that is fine, but its not as easy as just chucking up a Charlie Sheen or Coronavirus site. You have seen how things can get away from you. It can be exhausting, it damn near broke me with Sandy.

    im only trying to SAVE LIVES, obviously i cant do it without your assistance.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs



    http://www.lolstockaments.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    If you want to take over this mantle that is fine, but its not as easy as just chucking up a Charlie Sheen or Coronavirus site. You have seen how things can get away from you. It can be exhausting, it damn near broke me with Sandy.

    im only trying to SAVE LIVES, obviously i cant do it without your guidance.
    FYP

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    If you want to take over this mantle that is fine, but its not as easy as just chucking up a Charlie Sheen or Coronavirus site. You have seen how things can get away from you. It can be exhausting, it damn near broke me with Sandy.

    im only trying to SAVE LIVES, obviously i cant do it without your assistance.
    Then why did you ignore the more timely threat of a stronger than normal tornado season, which is already upon us?

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    We have a horrible choice between a super-shady, self-serving, lying criminal (Hillary Clinton) and an emotionally-unbalanced, shoot-from-the-hip authoritarian who lacks the intellectual curiosity to even want to learn the complexities that come with running a major nation like the US (Donald Trump).

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    I can virtually snap call the under. Iím throwing 11K at hurricane shutters soon. No better way to guarantee we arenít having a hurricane than me shelling out 11k.

     
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    While everyone is distracted by that science-loving atheist Sonatineís warning about some stupid hurricanes that wonít even show up for months, people are dying from deadly tornadoes, people! And on Easter Sunday, no less!

    At least 6 dead after tornadoes, severe storms batter South
    https://apple.news/Aimxaltx-Rya354ekpME3-Q
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    We have a horrible choice between a super-shady, self-serving, lying criminal (Hillary Clinton) and an emotionally-unbalanced, shoot-from-the-hip authoritarian who lacks the intellectual curiosity to even want to learn the complexities that come with running a major nation like the US (Donald Trump).

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    hurricane season starts June 1

    almost 70% chance a major hurricane will make landfall in USA this year

    predicted 140% normal activity for hurricanes this season

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...rm/5110828002/
    Last edited by GrenadaRoger; 04-13-2020 at 06:28 AM.
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger View Post
    hurricane season starts June 1

    almost 70% chance a major hurricane will make landfall in USA this year

    predicted 140% normal activity for hurricanes this season

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...rm/5110828002/
    Thatís almost a month and half away. Meanwhile, people are dying now because TineGod didnít bother to warn them of killer tornadoes caused by the super hot Gulf of Mexico waters.

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    We have a horrible choice between a super-shady, self-serving, lying criminal (Hillary Clinton) and an emotionally-unbalanced, shoot-from-the-hip authoritarian who lacks the intellectual curiosity to even want to learn the complexities that come with running a major nation like the US (Donald Trump).

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs



    http://www.lolstockaments.com/

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    Ya got some free time and cash flow isn’t great

    Pro tip:
    When looting during a power outage be aware that the security system is likely to be on a battery back up and the central station connection is probably cellular.

    I’m not discouraging you necessarily just suggesting you play smart out there.

    Walter Sobcheck can fill in the details



    My lights are flickering and I don’t own a gun. Prayers

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    this is the perfect thread for sonatine and Mumbles to admit that Trump's idea to use nuclear weapons on hurricanes was great

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    Here we go again... More evidence that Sonatine doesnít care about saving the lives of truckers from overheated Gulf of Mexico-spawned tornadoes.

    Tornado topples tractor-trailer in Oklahoma
    https://www.truckersnews.com/tornado...r-in-oklahoma/

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    We have a horrible choice between a super-shady, self-serving, lying criminal (Hillary Clinton) and an emotionally-unbalanced, shoot-from-the-hip authoritarian who lacks the intellectual curiosity to even want to learn the complexities that come with running a major nation like the US (Donald Trump).

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    we in the building

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    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Now they are coming for our pets!!!

    Deadly tornado in Polk County leaves a man without his best friend
    https://apple.news/AknqqInLbQs-eguh4diwTUQ
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    We have a horrible choice between a super-shady, self-serving, lying criminal (Hillary Clinton) and an emotionally-unbalanced, shoot-from-the-hip authoritarian who lacks the intellectual curiosity to even want to learn the complexities that come with running a major nation like the US (Donald Trump).

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