GULF OF MEXICO TEMPS 3 DEGREES HOTTER THAN NORMAL ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH MODE ENABLED SHORT ALL INSURANCE AGENCIES AND AVOID THE MOSQUITOS WHEN YOUR HOUSE DISINTEGRATES BECAUSE THEY WILL ALL BE CARRYING BAT AIDS.
GULF OF MEXICO TEMPS 3 DEGREES HOTTER THAN NORMAL ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH MODE ENABLED SHORT ALL INSURANCE AGENCIES AND AVOID THE MOSQUITOS WHEN YOUR HOUSE DISINTEGRATES BECAUSE THEY WILL ALL BE CARRYING BAT AIDS.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
Die from a Hurricane or go to a shelter and die from Covid. Nice to have options.
Jesus fucking Christ, sonatine! Get your natural disaster seasons in order! We gotta worry about the upcoming apocalyptic tornado season this spring before some piddly ass 180mph hurricanes later this summer.
Abnormally warm Gulf of Mexico could intensify the upcoming tornado and hurricane seasons
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.was...es-hurricanes/
Hell! Nashville was already hit by a tornado last month. And the peak of the tornado season is still a good month away.
wow atine going for a doomsday gimmick in 2020, guy has no shame
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
If you want to take over this mantle that is fine, but its not as easy as just chucking up a Charlie Sheen or Coronavirus site. You have seen how things can get away from you. It can be exhausting, it damn near broke me with Sandy.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
I can virtually snap call the under. I’m throwing 11K at hurricane shutters soon. No better way to guarantee we aren’t having a hurricane than me shelling out 11k.
While everyone is distracted by that science-loving atheist Sonatine’s warning about some stupid hurricanes that won’t even show up for months, people are dying from deadly tornadoes, people! And on Easter Sunday, no less!
At least 6 dead after tornadoes, severe storms batter South
https://apple.news/Aimxaltx-Rya354ekpME3-Q
hurricane season starts June 1
almost 70% chance a major hurricane will make landfall in USA this year
predicted 140% normal activity for hurricanes this season
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...rm/5110828002/
Last edited by GrenadaRoger; 04-13-2020 at 05:28 AM.
(long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)
https://www.nj.com/weather/2020/04/l...nd-damage.html
BE SAFE PEOPLE, YOU WERE WARNED.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
Ya got some free time and cash flow isn’t great
Pro tip:
When looting during a power outage be aware that the security system is likely to be on a battery back up and the central station connection is probably cellular.
I’m not discouraging you necessarily just suggesting you play smart out there.
Walter Sobcheck can fill in the details
My lights are flickering and I don’t own a gun. Prayers
this is the perfect thread for sonatine and Mumbles to admit that Trump's idea to use nuclear weapons on hurricanes was great
Here we go again... More evidence that Sonatine doesn’t care about saving the lives of truckers from overheated Gulf of Mexico-spawned tornadoes.
Tornado topples tractor-trailer in Oklahoma
https://www.truckersnews.com/tornado...r-in-oklahoma/
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Now they are coming for our pets!!!
Deadly tornado in Polk County leaves a man without his best friend
https://apple.news/AknqqInLbQs-eguh4diwTUQ
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