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    *** OFFICIAL *** 2020 HURRICANE ALERT: ITS GOING TO BE FUCKING HORRIBLE *** OFFICIAL ***

    GULF OF MEXICO TEMPS 3 DEGREES HOTTER THAN NORMAL ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH MODE ENABLED SHORT ALL INSURANCE AGENCIES AND AVOID THE MOSQUITOS WHEN YOUR HOUSE DISINTEGRATES BECAUSE THEY WILL ALL BE CARRYING BAT AIDS.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    GULF OF MEXICO TEMPS 3 DEGREES HOTTER THAN NORMAL ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH MODE ENABLED SHORT ALL INSURANCE AGENCIES AND AVOID THE MOSQUITOS WHEN YOUR HOUSE DISINTEGRATES BECAUSE THEY WILL ALL BE CARRYING BAT AIDS.
    One clue is the ALL CAPS. But I'm 50/50 right now if Sonatine is just seeing if we can handle this as an add-on as late 40's early 50's white guys and not die of heart attacks (aka April Fool's) or if real. Obv. part II is a chain yank...bat AIDS...lol. Ummmm...right?!

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    Die from a Hurricane or go to a shelter and die from Covid. Nice to have options.

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    Jesus fucking Christ, sonatine! Get your natural disaster seasons in order! We gotta worry about the upcoming apocalyptic tornado season this spring before some piddly ass 180mph hurricanes later this summer.

    Abnormally warm Gulf of Mexico could intensify the upcoming tornado and hurricane seasons
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.was...es-hurricanes/

    Hell! Nashville was already hit by a tornado last month. And the peak of the tornado season is still a good month away.
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    wow atine going for a doomsday gimmick in 2020, guy has no shame


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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    wow atine going for a doomsday gimmick in 2020, guy has no shame


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    so you want me to make that new thread about the asteroid strike or nah?

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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