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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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    Come on Tine, you have to stay on top of this shit. I really am too busy to start a competing thread, but please let's get it together.

    ZCZC MIATWOAT ALL
    TTAA00 KNHC DDHHMM

    Tropical Weather Outlook
    NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL
    800 PM EDT Sat Jul 25 2020

    For the North Atlantic...Caribbean Sea and the Gulf of Mexico:

    1. A broad area of low pressure associated with a tropical wave located
    several hundred miles west-southwest of the Cabo Verde Islands is
    producing a large area of cloudiness and disorganized showers and
    thunderstorms. Environmental conditions appear conducive for
    development, and a tropical depression is likely to form early next
    week while the wave moves westward at around 15 mph across the
    tropical Atlantic.
    * Formation chance through 48 hours...medium...50 percent.
    * Formation chance through 5 days...high...80 percent.


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    Double gut check. Hanna in Tx today and Douglas smacks Hawaii tomorrow which is very rare to begin with taking aim at Oahu where Honolulu is. The potential for major flooding there canít be discounted with the mountains just wringing out those storm clouds along with winds easily at Major Hurricane force at those elevations likely

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Come on Tine, you have to stay on top of this shit. I really am too busy to start a competing thread, but please let's get it together.

    ZCZC MIATWOAT ALL
    TTAA00 KNHC DDHHMM

    Tropical Weather Outlook
    NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL
    800 PM EDT Sat Jul 25 2020

    For the North Atlantic...Caribbean Sea and the Gulf of Mexico:

    1. A broad area of low pressure associated with a tropical wave located
    several hundred miles west-southwest of the Cabo Verde Islands is
    producing a large area of cloudiness and disorganized showers and
    thunderstorms. Environmental conditions appear conducive for
    development, and a tropical depression is likely to form early next
    week while the wave moves westward at around 15 mph across the
    tropical Atlantic.
    * Formation chance through 48 hours...medium...50 percent.
    * Formation chance through 5 days...high...80 percent.


    Forecaster Brennan
    I mean come on Sonatine. There is a potential hurricane heading for Miami and you are analyzing penny stocks. If you start a thread like this you have to keep it up. I told you this was not as easy as it looked. Wait until September, which is the peak season. You might just want to relinquish control of this thread to me.

     
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    OH SHIT WE ARE FIGHTING A WAR ON THREE FRONTS





    Absolutely unprecedented bloodbath incoming. Possibility of a perfect storm wiping out everything south of the Mason Dixon line if the Hawaii force gathers momentum and moves about 3950 miles northeast in the next few hours, which my projections indicate is 100% probable.

    Stock up on iodine because Trump will probably try to nuke it to dissipate the energy before Russia and China use advanced weather manipulation space based technology to guide the super hurricane directly to Washington, and remember to sterilize your iodine because by now the entire iodine manufacturing/supply chain is filthy with covid.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    OH SHIT WE ARE FIGHTING A WAR ON THREE FRONTS





    Absolutely unprecedented bloodbath incoming. Possibility of a perfect storm wiping out everything south of the Mason Dixon line if the Hawaii force gathers momentum and moves about 3950 miles northeast in the next few hours, which my projections indicate is 100% probable.

    Stock up on iodine because Trump will probably try to nuke it to dissipate the energy before Russia and China use advanced weather manipulation space based technology to guide the super hurricane directly to Washington, and remember to sterilize your iodine because by now the entire iodine manufacturing/supply chain is filthy with covid.
    I would not mind if Miami got clipped with a Cat 2.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    I can virtually snap call the under. Iím throwing 11K at hurricane shutters soon. No better way to guarantee we arenít having a hurricane than me shelling out 11k.

    July 29th a Category 1 is headed right at West Palm Beach

    July 30th Mr Daly your Shutters are done your $11K bill is now due

    Aug 1st Hurricane downgraded to TS, is turning west And will likely not touch ground in Florida


    Canít make this shit up if I tried

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    I can virtually snap call the under. Iím throwing 11K at hurricane shutters soon. No better way to guarantee we arenít having a hurricane than me shelling out 11k.

    July 29th a Category 1 is headed right at West Palm Beach

    July 30th Mr Daly your Shutters are done your $11K bill is now due

    Aug 1st Hurricane downgraded to TS, is turning west And will likely not touch ground in Florida


    Canít make this shit up if I tried
    living in Florida sucks, why do you put up with it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    I can virtually snap call the under. Iím throwing 11K at hurricane shutters soon. No better way to guarantee we arenít having a hurricane than me shelling out 11k.

    July 29th a Category 1 is headed right at West Palm Beach

    July 30th Mr Daly your Shutters are done your $11K bill is now due

    Aug 1st Hurricane downgraded to TS, is turning west And will likely not touch ground in Florida


    Canít make this shit up if I tried
    Are you in west palm, my deads condo is there

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    I can virtually snap call the under. Iím throwing 11K at hurricane shutters soon. No better way to guarantee we arenít having a hurricane than me shelling out 11k.

    July 29th a Category 1 is headed right at West Palm Beach

    July 30th Mr Daly your Shutters are done your $11K bill is now due

    Aug 1st Hurricane downgraded to TS, is turning west And will likely not touch ground in Florida


    Canít make this shit up if I tried
    Huh? 11 grand for boarding up a few windows? That's all you need.
    You've heard of quotes right?
    For 5 grand a month I can offer you personal advice and this won't happen again
    call out ignorance at every opportunity

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    I can virtually snap call the under. Iím throwing 11K at hurricane shutters soon. No better way to guarantee we arenít having a hurricane than me shelling out 11k.

    July 29th a Category 1 is headed right at West Palm Beach

    July 30th Mr Daly your Shutters are done your $11K bill is now due

    Aug 1st Hurricane downgraded to TS, is turning west And will likely not touch ground in Florida


    Canít make this shit up if I tried
    I am not suggesting you don't need storm shutters on the east coast of Florida. But you got them because of a Cat 1 storm? Seriously? A Cat 1?

     
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    11k for installation of accordion style hurricane shutters........ Not to ďboard upĒ using metal/plywood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post


    July 29th a Category 1 is headed right at West Palm Beach

    July 30th Mr Daly your Shutters are done your $11K bill is now due

    Aug 1st Hurricane downgraded to TS, is turning west And will likely not touch ground in Florida


    Canít make this shit up if I tried
    living in Florida sucks, why do you put up with it
    Couldnít be more wrong, but it does suck for 3 months a year. Thatís why you need a place to go north of the Mason Dixon line in the summer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
    living in Florida sucks, why do you put up with it
    Couldnít be more wrong, but it does suck for 3 months a year. Thatís why you need a place to go north of the Mason Dixon line in the summer.
    Ok. When it sucks in my neck of woods for that amount of time we just put on a coat.
    call out ignorance at every opportunity

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    THIS IS HOW DESPERATE PEOPLE ARE TO GET OUT OF THE STORMS PATH IN FLORDIA PEOPLE GET YOUR LOVED ONES SOMEPLACE LIKE SOUTH DAKODA OR FRANCE IMMED

    https://twitter.com/#!/x/status/1289647775441760256
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post


    July 29th a Category 1 is headed right at West Palm Beach

    July 30th Mr Daly your Shutters are done your $11K bill is now due

    Aug 1st Hurricane downgraded to TS, is turning west And will likely not touch ground in Florida


    Canít make this shit up if I tried
    Are you in west palm, my deads condo is there
    I always wanted to play poker at kennel club, dad wouldn't go for it wishing u all the best. Hes close to macarthur park i walked there from their condos beach took a couple of hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    11k for installation of accordion style hurricane shutters........ Not to “board up” using metal/plywood.
    Opening and closing those things was the biggest pain in the balls. You have to inch them along.


    Worth every penny though for the peace of mind.

    Do you have a brace on the inside of the garage doors?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    THIS IS HOW DESPERATE PEOPLE ARE TO GET OUT OF THE STORMS PATH IN FLORDIA PEOPLE GET YOUR LOVED ONES SOMEPLACE LIKE SOUTH DAKODA OR FRANCE IMMED

    https://twitter.com/#!/x/status/1289647775441760256
    That ABF driver should be fired immediately AND have his CDL suspended for endangering the life of that idiot on the hood of his truck. But I digress...


    ‘Cause the Storm is comin’ for ya, Tinemind. Be sure to have your floaties on.

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    We have a horrible choice between a super-shady, self-serving, lying criminal (Hillary Clinton) and an emotionally-unbalanced, shoot-from-the-hip authoritarian who lacks the intellectual curiosity to even want to learn the complexities that come with running a major nation like the US (Donald Trump).

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    guys its hard enough to keep you all safe without tgull's help, dont make it harder by ignoring good advice.

    pack up whatever you love and flee to whatever northern states will have you.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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