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    Jew tip of the day: Contacting Amazon rep during coronavirus phone center closure

    You can't call Amazon right now. Here's how to get help quickly.

    1) Log in to Amazon

    2) Go to Live Chat: https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/contact-us

    3) Start a chat with their bot (you'll see a giant button to do this)

    4) Type "representative" in the box, and then click that you want a live chat

    Don't try to chat with the bot itself, as it's useless.

    Edit: The chat reps suck (see posts below). If they don't help much, ask for a supervisor. They will have one call you, so that's one way to get phone support.

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    i have to say i see gas in my neck of the woods at around 1.75 a gallon..pretty incredible
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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    i have to say i see gas in my neck of the woods at around 1.75 a gallon..pretty incredible
    California prices have barely gone down. They always make sure to rip us off for gas prices in this state because they can get away with it.

    Also, the gas taxes in this state were already high, and the moron voters were tricked into voting in an additional gas tax in 2018.

    Sad!

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    Warning though, the chat system is staffed with monkeys who ignore what you write and give you generic answers.

    I'm chatting right now and feel like tearing my hair out. The problem with chat is that you can't immediately cut through the bullshit like you can on the phone.

     
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    SANTIAGO | Customer Service
    hello todd, how can i help you in regards of your order?

    5:06 PM
    TODD
    Hello. I need help regarding order # ***-********-*****
    The merchant, XXXX XXXX, sold me a used product as new
    It was missing 3 items from the package and not wrapped in any way

    5:07 PM
    SANTIAGO | Customer Service
    oh i see, i apologize todd. So basically it was used
    correct?

    5:07 PM
    TODD
    Used and returned to them, then sold to me as NEW
    It was MISSING three parts
    This was NOT a new item! That's why things were missing
    This is FULFULLMENT BY AMAZON and this merchant needs to be kicked off because they are scamming people

    5:08 PM
    SANTIAGO | Customer Service
    sure! no worries ill fix this for you ok?
    give me please like a couple mins to take a look

    5:09 PM
    TODD
    Okay

    5:09 PM
    SANTIAGO | Customer Service
    todd im completing this return/refund and that was a printing label for you to return it, that ok?

    5:13 PM
    TODD
    No, I need more than that.

    5:14 PM
    SANTIAGO | Customer Service
    like what?

    5:14 PM
    TODD
    First off, I need a complaint submitted about the merchant. This was a SCAM where they sold a new item as used
    I also need to REBUY this item but not from that merchant. I don't trust them, but the other merchants cost more.

    5:16 PM
    SANTIAGO | Customer Service
    well yea, you will be able to rebuy it
    once we receive the original back youll get your full refund

    5:17 PM
    TODD
    Can I have a supervisor please? It seems you are not reading my responses.
    Please connect me to a supervisor.


    He's been sitting here for 5 minutes now, refusing to answer that. Probably passive-aggressively punishing me for not accepting his expert "help".


     
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    Ohh... interesting. If you ask for a supervisor, they take your # and have one call you.

    Took about 15 minutes, and then I got a call and it auto put me on hold, but.... interesting. I wonder how long until someone gets on.

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    this nigga's still on hold

     
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