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    you make the call

    playing 1/2 live, very deep.

    angry asian guy who slowrolled me earlier raises to 20, i call in pos with 96c, everyone else folds.

    first time he's raised in 2 hours. flop 5d7d8s. he bets 80, i make it 180, he insta calls. turn Kc,.

    I bet 400, he tanks for about a minute and grudgingly calls. river Qc. i bet 1000, he thinks for a few seconds and shoves for like 1000 more, i call. he stands up, throws KK on the table, and says "eat it".

    what's my move?
    Last edited by mulva; 03-24-2020 at 07:52 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    table your hand and say flush

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    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    table your hand and say flush
    Huh?

    You say suck on deez nuts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avon Barksdale View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    table your hand and say flush
    Huh?

    You say suck on deez nuts!
    it's a two for one. first the dude laughs at your stupidity because look at this dumb motherfucker misreading his hand. Then as he looks at your cards and realizes that even though you "misread" your hand you still have the best hand. Then he realizes you troll rolled him.

     
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      Drawingdead: I got it right away...hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Avon Barksdale View Post

    Huh?

    You say suck on deez nuts!
    it's a two for one. first the dude laughs at your stupidity because look at this dumb motherfucker misreading his hand. Then as he looks at your cards and realizes that even though you "misread" your hand you still have the best hand. Then he realizes you troll rolled him.
    Ok, gotcha, I like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    table your hand and say flush
    i like this angle..it also gives him false hope before examination of my cards as well..

    i knew wut you were going for.

    i'm still amazed at all of the douchebags at a b&m poker table
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    playing 1/2 live, very deep.

    angry asian guy who slowrolled me earlier raises to 20, i call in pos with 96c, everyone else folds.

    first time he's raised in 2 hours. flop 5d7d8s. he bets 80, i make it 180, he insta calls. turn Kc,.

    I bet 400, he tanks for about a minute and grudgingly calls. river Qc. i bet 1000, he thinks for a few seconds and shoves for like 1000 more, i call. he stands up, throws KK on the table, and says "eat it".

    what's my move?
    You flip your cards over and stack your chips like a gentleman. If he whines at you for playing such trash you smile at him and say nothing.

    Cool story bro.

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    I go for dismissive in those spots. I kind of look at their hand and then say yeah that’s not good and just casually show my hand then just check out the score on the tv as if it’s of no interest to me as they push it to me and he loses his shit.
    Last edited by BCR; 03-24-2020 at 09:41 PM.

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    Table your hand, say "ok" and make om nom nom nom noises the entire time you're stacking his chips.

     
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    Go home and do something more meaningful with your life than playing low stakes live hold'em

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    Like every casino is closed so you've obviously been ruminating about this for several weeks now

     
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    If the dude bitches about your hand you just chuckle and say “I’d only call with that shit against you. These guys aren’t dumb enough to pay me off if I get there.”

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    I lmao and bring the hand up every time I play with him again ask him if hes ever been that ruined before

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    I lmao and bring the hand up every time I play with him again ask him if hes ever been that ruined before
    the last few times ive played live i've run into many douches and encountered lol hostility, that wasn't suppose to be lol.

    my last mtt near bubble..utg+1 shoves.....i 3bet all in wit AK..action goes down at the other end of the table and i didn't hear a thing they said and didn't even know anyone else was in the pot..lol..... he turns over QQ..initial raiser turns over AJ and i flip AK.....i did not improve..... left with small stack shortly thereafter some dude flushed me after i hit top pair in a pot he shouldn't have played.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by wrenchjockey View Post
    Table your hand, say "ok" and make om nom nom nom noises the entire time you're stacking his chips.
    i might actually start doing this subconsciously all the time now.

    part of me wanted to fist pump, slam the cards down and yell "that is how do it"......but i obv find tables with the most unstable peeps and i feared an ass kicking.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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