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    Especially if you missed the 100% off discount sale last weeekend.

    Can't wait till they start reviewing the footage and tracking people down. After they get charged with a felony, they really going to have problems with employment, that's for sure.
    Unemployment numbers will get even better. Stonks up!

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    I did a SPY 320 SPY put for Monday, using the logic if Washington DC burns down this weekend it will affect the market.

    We shall see I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    I did a SPY 320 SPY put for Monday, using the logic if Washington DC burns down this weekend it will affect the market.

    We shall see I guess.
    Die SPY & Dow Die into close. I have 320 too


    Record # shorts last night. Didn’t know that til last few hours. Margin calls this morning no doubt.

    Ain’t nothin but a squeezeroo. Lol, the search for meaning (fundamentals) now and not 5 days ago. Games the game - ever so

    If we get under 27,000 Dow I’m a gonna be the happiest guy in ‘Merica
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    Rofl I sold oas at 85 I am the world's possibly universes biggest fish

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    I did a SPY 320 SPY put for Monday, using the logic if Washington DC burns down this weekend it will affect the market.

    We shall see I guess.
    Die SPY & Dow Die into close. I have 320 too


    Record # shorts last night. Didn’t know that til last few hours. Margin calls this morning no doubt.

    Ain’t nothin but a squeezeroo. Lol, the search for meaning (fundamentals) now and not 5 days ago. Games the game - ever so

    If we get under 27,000 Dow I’m a gonna be the happiest guy in ‘Merica
    Had a couple spots to sell it today with some pretty good profit, but decided to let it ride. This has burned me every time I have tried to do this, so not sure why today should be any different. But here we go.

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
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    Can't wait till they start reviewing the footage and tracking people down. After they get charged with a felony, they really going to have problems with employment, that's for sure.
    Unemployment numbers will get even better. Stonks up!
    No they won't.

    Trump fucking lied about unemployment numbers.

    Trump constantly lies about everything.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post
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    Unemployment numbers will get even better. Stonks up!
    No they won't.

    Trump fucking lied about unemployment numbers.

    Trump constantly lies about everything.

    I am more cynical than your average bear. I am carrying a short from Friday afternoon. However, I do not believe Trump & Kudlow’s crew massaged the numbers.

    Click on and actually read the Washington Post link you offered.

    If you are a stock gambler —- the market wanted to rinse out the record number of shorts as measured Thurs night. The resulting short squeeze would launch prices and give the opportunity for those who are long to sell at a beautiful price. This was going to happen anyway but the errant report was an unexpected gift.

    This is like target marketing. “How can we hurt the greatest number of people?” The theory of Max Pain. Well, we had a record number of ducks in the field and we were gifted an errant unemployment report. They all flew into the air and were shot with a Gatling gun.

    That’s not Trump conspiracy theory. That’s not improved fundamentals or similar nonsense. That’s just trading. Again, I love conspiracy theory. Proof? I’m deep into Hitler living in Columbia, South America in 1962. Deeply satisfying. I’m not a first level guy. Just enjoy the viciousness of trading for now. That should be enough entertainment.

    I suspect if you were on Interactive Brokers or another reputable firm they called your margin first thing Friday morning before your shit got packed in.

    Do I believe the unemployment numbers are even more inaccurate than just this issue? Yes, I do. I hold them in very nearly the same esteem as I do the corona numbers.

    I do believe Verm is gonna bink.

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    What Does the Shocking Unemployment Report Really Mean?

    https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/ar...y-mean/612769/

    “There is a suppression, and there is a recession.”
    The recession should last for years, many businesses will never return. Millions of new homeless on the streets. Tens of millions will remain unemployed. Real estate property values will plummet. Just wait until July, when second quarter revenue numbers are released. The stock market will crash again.

    Are you getting tired of winning yet?


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post

    I do believe Verm is gonna bink.

    dji up .5%

    500bn repo scheduled for tomorrow am


    brrrrr
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post

    I do believe Verm is gonna bink.

    dji up .5%

    500bn repo scheduled for tomorrow am


    brrrrr
    Oh Verm. Why?

    I’m gonna be manscaped ....

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    Well, we are establishing our ranges and I can and work with this.

    I still believe I’m right. Weren’t nothin but a squeezeroo.

    The quest for fresh trash is gonna lead to an auto pump, Daly. We will see

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    Someone on tiktok told me to buy Carrier and another one told me Reality Income.

    Also Nikola, but that's already out of the bag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Someone on tiktok told me to buy Carrier and another one told me Reality Income.

    Also Nikola, but that's already out of the bag.

    Bought 100 at market open. Delicious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
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    Someone on tiktok told me to buy Carrier and another one told me Reality Income.

    Also Nikola, but that's already out of the bag.

    Bought 100 at market open. Delicious.
    I sold my shit stocks Friday, oy ve. I even had some BA

    Go get em

    Shorts gonna get paid here though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
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    Bought 100 at market open. Delicious.
    I sold my shit stocks Friday, oy ve. I even had some BA

    Go get em

    Shorts gonna get paid here though
    BA still has upside. I sold Friday and re bought this morning. Analysts at Seaport Global set price target of $270 and that worst is already priced in.

    Nikola I got in at 44.30 this morning, and out at 48.11. Quick 4 bills. Beautiful

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
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    I sold my shit stocks Friday, oy ve. I even had some BA

    Go get em

    Shorts gonna get paid here though
    BA still has upside. I sold Friday and re bought this morning. Analysts at Seaport Global set price target of $270 and that worst is already priced in.

    Nikola I got in at 44.30 this morning, and out at 48.11. Quick 4 bills. Beautiful

    Holyshit up 70%

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    someone hacked honda this morning, every single honda factory is currently ransomeware'd.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    someone hacked honda this morning, every single honda factory is currently ransomeware'd.
    Why isnt the stock tanking

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    because the new hotness is buying the dip before the actual dip.


    look at PPC for a case study.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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