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    Stock has to reach $1500 a share?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Stock has to reach $1500 a share?

    its a deceptively complicated equation; if the stock hits $1500 at the execution date for the contract, he will actually lose about 89% of his investment.


    but if it hits $1500 tomorrow, he will pocket about $14m, or about 400% on his investment.


    on top of which we are excluding the influence volatility will have on the overall value of the contracts. the vega on the contract is about 3.5, which is... really big... and as VIX changes, it will scale against that number to generate a new contract price.


    hopefully someone with a better grasp of the math will contribute a brief breakdown of what that would look like, i dont trust myself to be accurate.
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    tine is legit poor why are we engaging in this line of talk

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    dont make me do it

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    DALY AUTOPLAY THIS SHIT

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    I used to have that same Motorola phone that 50 has in the vid.

    Whats your fascination with 50 though? He gave up rap about the same time Tine started wearing a bra.

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    https://www.visitwynn.com/documents/...ealth-Plan.pdf

    Wynn's plan.

    I mean all the power to them for creating plans, but I don't know how you open a casino with admitting you'll be spreading the virus. Maybe you get a free room and $50 in chips to be infected?

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    Unemployment crosses 20% and 26.5 million.

    Markets up 1.5%

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Unemployment crosses 20% and 26.5 million.

    Markets up 1.5%
    central planning at it's finest...the Chinese would still be proud...

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    Draft Kings going live tomorrow.

    Will it be a hot item or tank due to lack of sports?

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    tank me and tine havent even been betting on counterstrike

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    ITS CALLED CS FKN DORK

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    dont fucking sass me like that you east coast armo

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    im literally platinum in apex legends so literally how dare you

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Unemployment crosses 20% and 26.5 million.

    Markets up 1.5%

    google announces hiring freeze, advertiser id checks, and slashes ad budget by 50%.


    futures red.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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    is this gonna fuck up future burger situations

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Draft Kings going live tomorrow.

    Will it be a hot item or tank due to lack of sports?
    lets see if I can get this one right:

    hot item outta the gate because people stay at home and play online slots and bet on Russian table tennis (not that anybody here does that)...fast forward to Halloween and that thing falls like a fucking rock cause insiders dump the shit outta it...

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    tine is coming at our burger life and dont be ok with this

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Unemployment crosses 20% and 26.5 million.

    Markets up 1.5%

    google announces hiring freeze, advertiser id checks, and slashes ad budget by 50%.


    futures red.
    Friend of a friend at a major company was told to take Friday's off indefinitely. 20% pay cut.

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