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    The Fiscal Bill the clowns are working on. Remember this one:

    The fine print will become the bold print later.

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    Sharing some tea leaves

    Log chart back to 1929.

    Same angle of trend line as the chart I keep bumping and bumping.

    I feel violated

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post

    This was a scalp play for sickos before.

    Look at ticker ZOOM.

    MIllemial noobs bought wrong stock while eating fake hamburgers —-> $60. —-> $20


    They say the platform runs smooth as silk.

    Jumped back in at 161, cause why not?
    Sell at 157. Buy back at 161. Sell at 155. The OSA system. Coming soon.

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    If CNBC invited Ackman back on air now the FCC would pull their license

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    23 Mar - 04:05:42 PM [RTRS] - WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS ASSOCIATION SAYS IT HAS BEEN INFORMED OF A SUSPECTED CORONAVIRUS CASE AMONG WHITE HOUSE PRESS CORPS


    this was not priced into the market.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    23 Mar - 04:05:42 PM [RTRS] - WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS ASSOCIATION SAYS IT HAS BEEN INFORMED OF A SUSPECTED CORONAVIRUS CASE AMONG WHITE HOUSE PRESS CORPS


    this was not priced into the market.
    Rally?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    23 Mar - 04:05:42 PM [RTRS] - WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS ASSOCIATION SAYS IT HAS BEEN INFORMED OF A SUSPECTED CORONAVIRUS CASE AMONG WHITE HOUSE PRESS CORPS


    this was not priced into the market.
    Rally?
    democrat plant obv,

    plot to assassinate to prez? surprised he is not in a bubble suit.
    all hail Hydra



    Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Micon got a gig as a shill for a Robinhood clone. Well played

    I’m not Twitter .... somebody else can post

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    WH Economic Adviser Larry Kudlow says the Senate coronavirus stimulus package will total about $6 trillion:

    *$2 trillion in direct cash payments
    *$4 trillion in Federal Reserve lending power
    *Reiterates it could lead to U.S. economic rebound in second half of 2020
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    WH Economic Adviser Larry Kudlow says the Senate coronavirus stimulus package will total about $6 trillion:

    *$2 trillion in direct cash payments
    *$4 trillion in Federal Reserve lending power
    *Reiterates it could lead to U.S. economic rebound in second half of 2020
    a bowling ball will bounce.

    Kudlow is shameless and evil.

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    can anyone give me a roundabout explanation of why one would roll options instead of selling to close then just spending the money on a new option position?

    i feel like this is a huge hole in my game.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    and this, people, is why you shouldnt try to rig markets.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    please be advised i have no idea whats going on.

    my one (1) winning play in like 3 days was a borderline ironic spy call hedge i placed this morning.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    I can teach you how to lose money on margin. lmk

     
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    I got out of my HSD at a loss today.

    Since I need action I did a $1k YOLO on 250 puts for Monday. I have given up trying to figure out wtf is going on.

    Short term the money printer is fired up preventing us from SPY $200. But in the medium 3-6 month term things have to be grim.

    But I'm a blind monkey playing roulette here.

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    i was meditating on san's train comment in the shower earlier, as one does.

    and something occurred to me.

    the fed can stop the market from bending, but it cant stop it from breaking.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    i was meditating on san's train comment in the shower earlier, as one does.

    and something occurred to me.

    the fed can stop the market from bending, but it cant stop it from breaking.

    so this brings me to an interesting place...

    *** the external influences smashing our economy are already being referred to in the context of war-time response, so no solutions are off the table to stabilize the market. ***

    we are on an established and reliable upwards trajectory where we are hitting predictable peaks before violent retracement.

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    so my plan is to bang spy calls, close them within 5% of the resistance line drawn here, and probably scalp the pullbacks.

    obviously this assumes we close green on monday. if we drop down into the 240s it may mean the market has gone from bent to broken and its spy 160 time.

    what i like about this is that it keeps me in action but makes sure i dont get wiped out if this is a dead cat bounce and we just hit the slope.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    i was meditating on san's train comment in the shower earlier, as one does.

    and something occurred to me.

    the fed can stop the market from bending, but it cant stop it from breaking.

    so this brings me to an interesting place...

    *** the external influences smashing our economy are already being referred to in the context of war-time response, so no solutions are off the table to stabilize the market. ***

    we are on an established and reliable upwards trajectory where we are hitting predictable peaks before violent retracement.

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    so my plan is to bang spy calls, close them within 5% of the resistance line drawn here, and probably scalp the pullbacks.

    obviously this assumes we close green on monday. if we drop down into the 240s it may mean the market has gone from bent to broken and its spy 160 time.

    what i like about this is that it keeps me in action but makes sure i dont get wiped out if this is a dead cat bounce and we just hit the slope.
    War time response, oh yeah.

    Using normal tools in abnormal times. I might be out of my element. That bizarre bond activity late Friday. Obv the whole stimulus is open purchase bonds. Incomprehensible magnitude. Even the threat of the entire world hitting the Fed’s bid with their crap must have kicked in with the 4pm Trump signature news

    I can see almost anything happening in the short term. I need to not blow myself up.


    Two things I want to run past you for general comment:

    A couple weeks back I was referencing the Bloomberg terminal physical security device - the B-Unit. I called Krypt “B-Unit” cause he once used Bloomberg.

    Talk to me about Zero Trust Networks. Is this a huge shift? Is this going to be more universal beyond just work from home? Kinda snoozed on this. I saw Citrix smash but obv was distracted.

    Gimme a disaster scenario with regard to overtaxed carriers/networks. Talk to me about complete network failure or point me to a doomsday piece. I’d enjoy that a lot

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    so the thing about network saturation, generally speaking we see a huge percent of traffic going to a handful of networks. eg youtube / netflix / gaming orgs.

    scaling up throughput is a lot more expensive than throttling traffic to specific networks. so i think we have a lot of short term solutions that can be rolled out before we get to a crisis point.

    and all those clients do have SLAs that mandate a certain performance metric be adhered to, but the language in those contracts generally includes something allowing for 'act of god' emergency measures, so im not sure an executive order would be required or anything like that.

    whats more, networks hosting telecommuting bandwidth would likely be paying a lot more out of pocket, so at some point we may simply see this situation reaching a profit tipping point where bigger pipes get rolled out to deal with saturation concerns.

    so im not super concerned with the internet 'falling over' or anything, providing king retard + friends dont start making mandates on how to deal with problems that dont exist.

    which lets be honest is very much their brand, so yeah, theres that i suppose..
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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