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    S&p finally down 5% so I’m up 10% on HSD.to double bear.

    HOdLING for the blood bath Monday.


    San I’m outta my league but sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
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    Every idiot (me) sees the same thing on the log scale

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    19,200 & 19,678 valid.

    19,200 held.

    This is THE chart until it isn’t
    Old chart. Rosetta Stone


    Finished right at Weds lows. 19,200. Sounds soooooo stupid but I think we have seen a low set in. World markets all seem to have bottomed.


    I bought a little as a degen, opposite, trust the chart pick. Government action is usually late and a sign of a bottom too.

    What could go wrong?


    Ridicule me on Monday
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    The best kink would be a gap up on Monday after everyone stripped themselves bare at the close.

    I have a unique gift for imagining the sickest scenes.

     
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      BCR: But Brad Gilbert told me 12500 bottom and he’s coached multiple grand slam champions. That’s who CNBC gives me. Brad Gilbert

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    I write the algos that make the young men cry.

    -Barry ManiLOW




    Brad Gilbert I missed. That’s entertainment

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    tell me if youve heard this one before....


    two housing market tranches walk into a bar.



    https://www.moodys.com/research/Mood...0320_PR_420549

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    tell me if you’ve heard this one before

    "guys who can't get a job on Wall Street get a job at Moody's”


    Scrambling to clean up some potential criminal behavior...... again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    S&p finally down 5% so I’m up 10% on HSD.to double bear.

    HOdLING for the blood bath Monday.


    San I’m outta my league but sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good.



    you gave them the playbook but they didn't pick it up. I did. traded this 3x today and held in the last 15 min.


    SPXU PROSHARES TRUST PROSHARES ULTRAPRO SHORT S&P500

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    San you were asking about google searches. Try this on.

    https://trends.google.com/trends/exp...%20benefits%22

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    IBM


    It's like investing for octogenarians

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    IBM


    It's like investing for octogenarians
    Lol, it’s a free country.

    I have a relative who was a Korean War vet. Aircraft maintenance. Learned some skills. Just a guy.

    He gets a gig as a machinist for IBM in Armonk NY. The only employer he ever had.

    He was one of the last to get a full IBM pension. The last of the great generation of Americans. The pension and all its benefits were spectacular.

    He never did much investing. He had a family of 5. College, braces.

    He and I hit it off. We both loved airplanes. I was very curious about WWII and Korea. The greatest generation shit. These guys BELIEVED in shit. Zero cynicism. So pure was life in the 50’s & 60’s. Fascinated me to no end. Made me feel good. It was like some Disney choreographed pretend life.

    He lived like a prince in retirement. Travel. The most care-free and happy guy. He passes away at an old age. Military group traveled out to do their thing with the bugles and flag. Nice.

    His elderly wife has since gone to an assisted living retirement community. Still on IBM’s dime. I visit occasionally. Beautiful facility.

    My IBM and octogenarians story.

    How’s that 401k doing?

     
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    the 401k - It's looking like 2008 with more at stake

    I was looking at old school dividend stocks today. The wife wants to start throwing more money into the market and wants a good pick. I said what about IBM? That's like old school cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    the 401k - It's looking like 2008 with more at stake

    I was looking at old school dividend stocks today. The wife wants to start throwing more money into the market and wants a good pick. I said what about IBM? That's like old school cool.
    Consumer staples

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    the 401k - It's looking like 2008 with more at stake

    I was looking at old school dividend stocks today. The wife wants to start throwing more money into the market and wants a good pick. I said what about IBM? That's like old school cool.
    Johnson & Johnson, Proctor and Gamble, Realty Income Corporation, 3m is steal at current prices, Coca Cola, Pepsico, Southern Company

    Starbucks and Costco are two of my newer dividend favs. I'd start with these, you'd have pretty good sector diversification as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    The best kink would be a gap up on Monday after everyone stripped themselves bare [sic] at the close.
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    Ridicule me on Monday
    Get your mind right ‘tine. The train is gonna leave the station tonight. Be on it

    It’s a forward looking animal. It may be wrong but that doesn’t matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Ridicule me on Monday
    Get your mind right ‘tine. The train is gonna leave the station tonight. Be on it

    It’s a forward looking animal. It may be wrong but that doesn’t matter.

    of course there will be a bull trap on monday.

    and then trump will start freestyling about the 'deep state department' and we will close red. again.

    my spy puts expire on april 13 and are already 40% up as of friday night. if i can dump them before we lose the weekends gains and parlay them while dji is green while vega hedging vix, all the better.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    lol sike rand paul just tested positive for coronavirus spy 190 by sundown.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    lol sike rand paul just tested positive for coronavirus spy 190 by sundown.
    This is a level else I’m playing chess with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    lol sike rand paul just tested positive for coronavirus spy 190 by sundown.
    This is a level else I’m playing chess with you.

    https://www.axios.com/rand-paul-coro...d16f3ee3f.html
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    to be clear i hear you on the 4trill fed rollout bump but honestly all it does for me is make me want to refi my puts at a better IV.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Monday will be a down day imo. -1100.

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