Taylor Swift wants you to know that being a woman has held her back in life

[Dan Druff]

Taylor Swift is a failure. She doesn't have hundreds of millions of dollars, isn't one of the most famous modern musicians in the world, and doesn't have immense power and influence that she wields when something bothers her.

If only she could have been born male, things could have been different. Taylor Swift could have been somebody. That damn male privilege strikes again!




My favorite scene in the video is near the end when a pretty 20-something girl is marrying some old pervert, and it's implied that this is some form of abuse. I never realized that marriage was compulsory in the US, nor did I know that young gold diggers are actually the victims when they choose to marry a rich 75-year-old.

Just terrible.

Props on the makeup, though. Taylor makes a pretty convincing guy, though it doesn't hurt that she's already taller than the average male. She's unrecognizable while playing a dude throughout most of the video.

The irony here is that Taylor Swift's massive success was in part due to being an attractive young woman. If she were born a dude, it's highly unlikely she would be where she is today, even with the identical amount of talent. She's the absolute wrong one to put out this pseudo-woke message.

And lest you think I'm just a misogynistic jerk trying to find excuses to bash Taylor Swift, behold this thread from 2015, where I praise her for standing up to Apple and their exploitation of small artists.

[SPIT this]

Druff, I think we're both thinking the same thing

 

lesbian?

[Dan Druff]

Druff, I think we're both thinking the same thing

 

lesbian?

Actually, for once, I'm not posting about lesbians. If I had to guess, I'd say that Taylor is straight. But who the fuck knows these days?

[duped_samaritan]

Taylor wrote this one for you Druff:

[Sanlmar]

Rick Sanchez is in his basement plotting his revenge, Druff

[Dan Druff]

Rick Sanchez is in his basement plotting his revenge, Druff

Trust me, I feared this prior to making the post, and almost didn't hit Submit

[OSA]

Taylor Swift is amazing. Gorgeous, talented and she writes he own songs which is rare. She is tied with Ariana, imo.

Both are my queens and if you say otherwise, there will be hell to pay.

[Dan Druff]

Taylor Swift is amazing. Gorgeous, talented and she writes he own songs which is rare. She is tied with Ariana, imo.

Both are my queens and if you say otherwise, there will be hell to pay.

Let's say she was born a dude and grew up to be equivalently good looking, except on the male side.

And let's say she had the identical amount of talent (which I do agree she has).

Do you think she would have had the same chance for the massive success she achieved?

[SPIT this]

Taylor Swift is amazing. Gorgeous, talented and she writes he own songs which is rare. She is tied with Ariana, imo.

Both are my queens and if you say otherwise, there will be hell to pay.

Let's say she was born a dude and grew up to be equivalently good looking, except on the male side.

And let's say she had the identical amount of talent (which I do agree she has).

Do you think she would have had the same chance for the massive success she achieved?

Liberal Derangement Syndrom

[Dan Druff]

Let's say she was born a dude and grew up to be equivalently good looking, except on the male side.

And let's say she had the identical amount of talent (which I do agree she has).

Do you think she would have had the same chance for the massive success she achieved?

Liberal Derangement Syndrom

Sorry but I just can't take seriously a hot white chick, who became super rich and famous in part due to being a hot white chick, writing a song about how tough life has been because she wasn't born male.

[TheXFactor]

Plenty of others with more talent.

Taylor Swift started out in country music and if she stayed there she wouldn't have risen to shit. She's just another hot chick who switched from country music to pop.

Honestly, the big music labels don't care very much about talent. Are you marketable? Do guys want to fuck you? Sex appeal is more favorable than talent.

She claims as a lot of other "music artists" claim that they write all their own music.

Complete bullshit. If you made it big and were making millions of dollars, why wouldn't you hire some professionals to help you write new music?

[splitthis]

Rich peoples problems lolz.

[Forum Wars]

Another out of touch rich famous person: who cares.

Waiting for Druff to comment on Lilly Singh so I don't have to.

[donkdowndonedied]

Obnoxious but pandering to her base. I wouldn't reach so much into it outside of that ?

[duped_samaritan]

Taylor Swift is amazing. Gorgeous, talented and she writes he own songs which is rare. She is tied with Ariana, imo.

Both are my queens and if you say otherwise, there will be hell to pay.

Let's say she was born a dude and grew up to be equivalently good looking, except on the male side.

And let's say she had the identical amount of talent (which I do agree she has).

Do you think she would have had the same chance for the massive success she achieved?

The song was about sexist social double standards.

Male tennis pros get less criticism when they throw tantrums on the court.
A guy that's gets tons of hot girls is a baller. A girl in the same situation would be considered a slut.
It takes much less effort for a guy to seem like an incredible parent.

[Hockey Guy]

I'd still fuck her tbh.

[dwai]

Let's say she was born a dude and grew up to be equivalently good looking, except on the male side.

And let's say she had the identical amount of talent (which I do agree she has).

Do you think she would have had the same chance for the massive success she achieved?

The song was about sexist social double standards.

Male tennis pros get less criticism when they throw tantrums on the court.
A guy that's gets tons of hot girls is a baller. A girl in the same situation would be considered a slut.
It takes much less effort for a guy to seem like an incredible parent.

[limitles]

anything to get Dwai off the top rung.

Druff is a homosexual

[peter mcneil]

Let's say she was born a dude and grew up to be equivalently good looking, except on the male side.

And let's say she had the identical amount of talent (which I do agree she has).

Do you think she would have had the same chance for the massive success she achieved?

The song was about sexist social double standards.

Male tennis pros get less criticism when they throw tantrums on the court.
A guy that's gets tons of hot girls is a baller. A girl in the same situation would be considered a slut.
It takes much less effort for a guy to seem like an incredible parent.

Nonsense, men are sanctioned three times as much as women on tour, fined way more and ejected from matches way more.

I assume you're referring to Serena Williams tantrum at the US Open last year, the year prior Fabio Fognini was defaulted out of the tournament and fined 50k for less. Nobody has behaved worse on tour over the years than Serena yet she's still one of the most beloved and endorsed players to ever play the sport. In that recent event she threatened to ruin the chair umps career and all he did was implement the rules by the book, her coach even admitted he did in fact coach Serena during the match. Serena also physically intimidated a line judge and threatened to 'take this fucking ball and shove it down your fucking throat'. If anything Serena often gets a pass for her ridiculous behavior because she's a woman.

Nick Kyrgios is the gold standard on the men's tour for bad behaviour but he's never crossed the lines Serena has and he takes infinitely more criticism than Serena and he's only a fraction of the star she is.


Fines by Gender at Grand Slam Tournaments
Data from the Grand Slam tournaments shows that from 1998 to 2018.

All Fines, 1998-2018 Men Women
Racket Abuse 646 99
Audible Obscenity 344 140
Unsportsmanlike Conduct 287 67
Coaching 87 152
Ball Abuse 49 35
Verbal Abuse 62 16
Visible Obscenity 20 11
No Press 6 10
Time Violations 7 3
Best Effort 2. 0
Default 2 0
Doubles Attire 2 1
Late for Match 1 1
First-Round Retirement 2 0
Totals 1517 535

[gut]

I'd still fuck her tbh.

She's no Anna Kournikova, but yes, would :splash