PLOL, under the laughable username " micon" attempted to get me to give him admin powers, claiming his "account must have gotten split in two". I checked the real micon account, and it was fine.
I figured at this point (I mean how fucking stupid must you be to claim an account "got split in two") it was an idiot, so I told him to call me. When he claimed his phone was broken, I called micon.
Needless to say, micon and " micon" are two different people, and PLOL's account and IP are in the shitter for the foreseeable future.
If anyone has a problem with this banning, talk to my superiors.
eachcobbler