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    I am over $2M in cash and investments

    Fuck, its nice to be rich. I just bought some Hugo Boss luggage. One bag cost me $387. Gosh it's nice to be rich. Keep shopping at JC Penney on Sundays you shitbags.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Fuck, its nice to be rich. I just bought some Hugo Boss luggage. One bag cost me $387. Gosh it's nice to be rich. Keep shopping at JC Penney on Sundays you shitbags.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    so liquid

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    BE SAFE PEOPLE. BE PREPARED.
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    what kind of capes do y'all wear in British Poker Circles

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    When is the next trip to Perth?

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    TIME TO CELEBRATE WITH SOME GRASS FED FISH

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    Thought of you a couple of weeks back when I had a work lunch at Morton's in Portland.

    Little heavier than I like for a lunch but felt your energy as I worked through a shrimp scampi-esque dish while shaking my head at the homeless outside begging for money.

    Fox News is actually right to basically laugh at the issue in cities like Portland, SF etc. It's disgusting.

    Anyway, I digress. Congrats on the massive success.
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    amazing you can save that much eating at such expensive steakhouses like Smith and Wollensky

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    I just bought some Hugo Boss luggage. One bag cost me $387.

    Hugo Boss used to sell you luggage and throw in a trip to Florida, a bottle of champagne, and food stamps, all
    for 387 bucks.

    With his savings he bought five entrees

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Fuck, its nice to be rich. I just bought some Hugo Boss luggage. One bag cost me $387.
    Is that pre-tax?

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    I would guess that at least half your money is invested in real estate and the other half is in some online brokerage accounts like Robinhood, Etrade, etc.


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    And let’s hear about the rest of your life.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Fuck, its nice to be rich. I just bought some Hugo Boss luggage. One bag cost me $387. Gosh it's nice to be rich. Keep shopping at JC Penney on Sundays you shitbags.


    Hugo Boss for $387. Lullz. Time to step up your game, get some Tumi and be somebody.

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    honestly tho i still own some hugo boss shoes i got back in 2012 and they are quite literally the nicest fucking shoes ive ever worn.
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    Not to be a smartass here but does $2M qualify as rich now?

    I had it in my mind that $3.5+ was the new “have enough not to work” amount..... but I guess that’s age dependent.

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    2m is like, middle class retirement money. and there is nothing wrong with that at all.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Fuck, its nice to be rich. I just bought some Hugo Boss luggage. One bag cost me $387. Gosh it's nice to be rich. Keep shopping at JC Penney on Sundays you shitbags.


    Hugo Boss for $387. Lullz. Time to step up your game, get some Tumi and be somebody.

    this is always the thing that unintentionally ruins the joke. whenever bottomset talks about buying something "expensive," it's always the brands that only poor people would think is super high-end.

    he does the same thing when he talks about eating out, when all he mentions is chain restaurants.

     
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