So coronavirus is definitely going to kill a few of us.

[Shizzmoney]

curfew now in Hoboken

http://nixle.us/BPERW

In furtherance of this policy, and to continue enacting measures to protect the health and safety of residents by limiting clusters of people, the Office of Emergency Management (OEM) has directed certain restrictions upon all restaurants and bars in Hoboken. Specifically, all bars and restaurant establishments, with and without a liquor license, are no longer permitted to serve food within the restaurant or bar. If a bar does not currently offer food, they will no longer be permitted to operate and are no longer permitted to serve alcohol, effective March 15th at 11 am. According to OEM, any bar or restaurant establishment that currently offers food service will be permitted to conduct food takeout and food delivery service only.

Additionally, OEM is implementing a city-wide daily curfew will in effect from 10 pm through 5 am, effective Monday, March 16th until further notice. During this curfew, all residents will be required to remain in their homes except for emergencies, or if you are required to work by your employer.

[Dan Druff]

Commerce Casino employee tested positive for coronavirus.

https://www.latimes.com/california/s...se-coronavirus

This is why I quit going there 6 weeks ago.

[TheXFactor]

28 Days Later A Survivor Finally Leaves Quarantine

[SPIT this]

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[Walter Sobchak]

If the RIO goes through with the WSOP Seniors event, I hope they get sued.

Fertile ground for last longer bets.

[Sanlmar]

curfew now in Hoboken

http://nixle.us/BPERW

In furtherance of this policy, and to continue enacting measures to protect the health and safety of residents by limiting clusters of people, the Office of Emergency Management (OEM) has directed certain restrictions upon all restaurants and bars in Hoboken. Specifically, all bars and restaurant establishments, with and without a liquor license, are no longer permitted to serve food within the restaurant or bar. If a bar does not currently offer food, they will no longer be permitted to operate and are no longer permitted to serve alcohol, effective March 15th at 11 am. According to OEM, any bar or restaurant establishment that currently offers food service will be permitted to conduct food takeout and food delivery service only.

Additionally, OEM is implementing a city-wide daily curfew will in effect from 10 pm through 5 am, effective Monday, March 16th until further notice. During this curfew, all residents will be required to remain in their homes except for emergencies, or if you are required to work by your employer.

That sound you hear?

Thats the sound of bankruptcy

Scary

[Baron Von Strucker]

Still hanging out at JW Marriott palm desert Staying in a great villa 1 we had paid for it until the end of next week but we intended to leave tomorrow the 15th untill we found out when we arrive back to Canada we are expected to self hibernate at our house for up to two weeks, bummer.
so we decided to change our flights and extend our rental car and parking at Vancouver air port.

I tried to call the airline (West Jet) couldn't get through rang busy for almost hour... finally i caught a line and eventually some one answered, I immediately gave her my number incase we got cut off, she assured me we were not going to get cut off. I explained that we wanted to extend our visit (fully expecting to have to pay 5 or 6 hundred to do this) she told me $400. I was like ok i guess that's ok, she laughed and said she would rebook our tickets and refund us four hundred... WTF ?? really? yup. she said do you want to think about it for a bit? me: um no book it thanks.
oddly enough there was a very big rain storme and the roof on our villa was leaking in the living room so I called the front desk and ended up wasting 3 or four hours and they decided to move us to a different villa. me:well as long as it is closer to the tennis court and western aspect ill agree. got a perfect room better than our other one a bit (corner suit) We have a Chairman status with Marriott I believe the highest available to public.
normally i am pretty grumpy when things like this happen, they offered me $100 room credit for my troubles i indicated that it should be much more we settled on $350. also refund for canceled pitbull concert 4 tickets $125 each. $90 more for vehicle rental.
almost every thing has closed down here including a golf course while we were on the 16th hole Jesus

Hope we didn't fuck up by extending our trip but its so nice here and hope to retire partly here in 7 or 8 years.



LoL OSA... to funny i guess i have learned some tricks from druff over the years.

[sonatine]

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this is perhaps the single worst thing he could have possibly done.

by funneling everyone through 13 airports, hes turned them into massive incubators basically.

this is going to have a body count.

[TheXFactor]

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[OSA]

Odds I can get my Jewish landlord to give me a break on the rent next month after I fake getting fired from my job?

[zealanddonk]

Odds I can get my Jewish landlords to give me a break on the rent next month after I fake getting fired from my job?

Zero point zero.

[lol wow]

Step referring to his mom as his Jewish landlord is wildly out of line

[OSA]

Step referring to his mom as his Jewish landlord is wildly out of line

Its about time you made a funny joke. Your like 1 for your past 30.

[lol wow]

Real talk you've seen what u look like in the mirror right

[lol wow]

Also were betting on counter strike now dignitas-265 its like getting a good price on Mayweather

[OSA]

Real talk you've seen what u look like in the mirror right

Real talk, I can make your son into a power bottom. Right? K


I bench 2 plates, spin 4 times a week.


I can make YOU into my power bottom if I wanted to.


Oh wait, Chaps already did.

[Krypt]

is that a balenciaga polo? terribly ugly; wearing designer clothes at this point is niggardly

[Krypt]

Also were betting on counter strike now dignitas-265 its like getting a good price on Mayweather

this looks like a winner to me, but max risk is only 1k at my book.

[Wiganer]

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this is perhaps the single worst thing he could have possibly done.

by funneling everyone through 13 airports, hes turned them into massive incubators basically.

this is going to have a body count.

4D Chess y’all.

[thesidedish]

this is perhaps the single worst thing he could have possibly done.

by funneling everyone through 13 airports, hes turned them into massive incubators basically.

this is going to have a body count.

4D Chess y’all.

4D chess play is leave bag obv