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    San, your wife and her girlfriends might just extend their trip. You might be a bachelor for a month. Time to download tinder and find yourself a girlfriend already residing in the plague zone.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    San, your wife and her girlfriends might just extend their trip. You might be a bachelor for a month. Time to download tinder and find yourself a girlfriend already residing in the plague zone.

    Son and his 2 friends (25 yr olds) stopped by last night and they unanimously thought it was all stupid. Prolly their exact words. “Much to do about nothing” - although they have prolly never heard that expression. They didn’t even want to entertain a discussion.


    They were much more interested in talking interest rates than the virus.

     
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    National guard containment zone In new rochelle few villages from me schools closed. I need my costcos. Prohabition on large gatherings. Trump has come in contact with infected person and shook their hand. Says feels terrific and not getting tested.
    Last edited by FRANKRIZZO; 03-10-2020 at 01:08 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
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    San, your wife and her girlfriends might just extend their trip. You might be a bachelor for a month. Time to download tinder and find yourself a girlfriend already residing in the plague zone.

    Son and his 2 friends (25 yr olds) stopped by last night and they unanimously thought it was all stupid. Prolly their exact words. “Much to do about nothing” - although they have prolly never heard that expression. They didn’t even want to entertain a discussion.


    They were much more interested in talking interest rates than the virus.
    Good kids. For 25 year olds it’s much ado about nothing. For us it’s much ado about almost nothing, but maybe a little something. Let’s hope in a few weeks they aren’t following druff on twitter for inheritance tax info.

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    Going to Africa to... *checks notes* increase my personal safety

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post

    Son and his 2 friends (25 yr olds) stopped by last night and they unanimously thought it was all stupid. Prolly their exact words. “Much to do about nothing” - although they have prolly never heard that expression. They didn’t even want to entertain a discussion.


    They were much more interested in talking interest rates than the virus.
    Good kids. For 25 year olds it’s much ado about nothing. For us it’s much ado about almost nothing, but maybe a little something. Let’s hope in a few weeks they aren’t following druff on twitter for inheritance tax info.
    I’ve seen Donnie & Marie in Vegas

     
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    Iran releasing 70,000 non violent prisoners to stop the spreading.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Iran releasing 70,000 non violent prisoners to stop the spreading.
    I heard a story that lawyers somewhere in the US were asked to not visit prisons.

    Add virus to list of lawyer jokes

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    no more live audiances Dr Phil, jeopardy and wheel of fortune. Just found out pat sajek 73 thought he was 80.

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    Amazing from Italy. They’ve cancelled all bills and mortgage payments for their citizens.
    http://www.miraclecovers.com

    "Donk down, that’s what you say to someone after they have lost 28K straight?" - Phil Hellmuth, online

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    How long after their dead, will they start walking?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Shizzmoney View Post
    Amazing from Italy. They’ve cancelled all bills and mortgage payments for their citizens.
    Going to be really interesting to hear the details on this one. Suposedly the 10B they are pledgeing will also cover utilities and other bills.

    I could see directing all banks to “push back” any structured mortgage payments back a month and “skip” the March payment.

    I bet trump would love to print up 100B and and it out for a one month vacation for the masses

     
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    This guy has some good nuggets about this shit:

    http://www.miraclecovers.com

    "Donk down, that’s what you say to someone after they have lost 28K straight?" - Phil Hellmuth, online

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    No more buffets at MGM properties:

    https://www.8newsnow.com/news/local-...irus-concerns/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    “First they came for the buffet, and I did not speak out…”

    Buckle up, sport

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    So Druff (if he even has a mortgage) gets a free month off.

    Master Scalir who is living month to month still has to pay rent.

     
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    Interesting story going around work today. Apparently the head of all our operations in India has been pounding the table to get 3,000 lap tops into the hands of employees for better business continuity planning. Well last week our management council gave him the go ahead to spend 10m USD and to do so quickly.

    Word is he’s called every major computer maker waving the $10M in front of them - and everyone is saying India is effectively “sold out” of laptops and will be for the foreseeable future: the realminteresting thing is the $10m wasn’t enough to get any attention as there are larger outfits that are in front of the line.

    Crazy stuff if 100% true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Interesting story going around work today. Apparently the head of all our operations in India has been pounding the table to get 3,000 lap tops into the hands of employees for better business continuity planning. Well last week our management council gave him the go ahead to spend 10m USD and to do so quickly.

    Word is he’s called every major computer maker waving the $10M in front of them - and everyone is saying India is effectively “sold out” of laptops and will be for the foreseeable future: the realminteresting thing is the $10m wasn’t enough to get any attention as there are larger outfits that are in front of the line.

    Crazy stuff if 100% true.
    this is where the price in oil drop comes in: since China has such a hold on manufacturing and supply chain, essentially a wide range of products are held up, even if its one widget, because its made there and no where else, usually with some form of a petroleum product

    From a video gaming perspective, supply chains are already taking a hit and causing ripple effects. The Turbo Grafx 16 Mini is delayed until further notice. The PS5 and new XBOX will be pushed back until 2021, and not drop during XMas season. This will effect fail retailers like GameStop (whose on the verge of bankruptcy due to mismanagement and the fact most consumers buy their games online now), but also Best Buys and such.
    http://www.miraclecovers.com

    "Donk down, that’s what you say to someone after they have lost 28K straight?" - Phil Hellmuth, online

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    Just in time & supply chain sadness

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Just in time & supply chain sadness
    Remember the days when you ordered something online and it took 2-3 weeks?

    RIP Millennials when they can't order stuff online and get it 2-4 hours later.

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