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Thread: So coronavirus is definitely going to kill a few of us.

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    This thread is approaching the hurricane thread level of epicness.

    Tine wants it to get so bad that Facebook and Google issue notices to their employees that they cannot take off days from work for funerals. The only exceptions are for their mother or father.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
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    I walked into a gangbang and literally just seen a jar about the same size in place of lube. He goes it works just as good and its organic.

    I almost threw up in my mouth.

    I mentally swallowed that thought and said well, theres a first for everything... and dived right into that twinks asshole
    I really wonder how many of these type of OSA stories are true.

    Part of me hopes they're all true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
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    I walked into a gangbang and literally just seen a jar about the same size in place of lube. He goes it works just as good and its organic.

    I almost threw up in my mouth.

    I mentally swallowed that thought and said well, theres a first for everything... and dived right into that twinks asshole
    I really wonder how many of these type of OSA stories are true.

    Part of me hopes they're all true.
    Does part of you also want to comp my stay in LV during May 13th-18th?

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    That patient in Sacramento hospital has at least two health care workers positive already now. If this thing hits us full go, it is going to just overwhelm our hospitals. For those with slacker kids in college, tell them to not sweat that C because they’ll be getting into med school with a 2.5 if this goes south.

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    Tine trading puts in full biohazard suit atm.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    Oil destroys condoms!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    Tine trading puts in full biohazard suit atm.

    An outbreak in Manhattan has to be the absolute worst scenario economy wise. If they have to shut down the subways the financial capital of the world will basically stop functioning.

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    fun fact: about 500 people have been actually tested for coronavirus in the united states so far.


    consider this when you marvel at our super low infection rates.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    If I was Druff I literally wouldn't leave the house for the next year given his compromised immune system.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    If I was Druff I literally wouldn't leave the house for the next year given his compromised immune system.
    I'm actually delaying radio tonight for at least one day because I have body aches and fatigue.


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
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    If I was Druff I literally wouldn't leave the house for the next year given his compromised immune system.
    I'm actually delaying radio tonight for at least one day because I have body aches and fatigue.

    I get that after I top a few days in a row.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    the alternative is we implement some sort of safety net that allows those people to get paid while staying at home to recover. like, imagine the cost there. this administration would sooner put them in concentration camps and plague islands.
    not the biggest fan of UBI....but if there was ever a time for it, this would be it.

    Stay the fuck home if your sick. But if you gotta make that paper...you have no choice. Extremely fucked up.

    I will also say another bad trend from this: was at Encore tonight, motherfuckers now wearing masks at the table. Not even N95 grade. People eating sandwiches with their hands and shit. If this thing ever hits a casino floor....gonna be a petrie dish of virus hell

     
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    http://www.miraclecovers.com

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    Second death in US in Seattle.

    Maybe hockeyguy will hold off on any 2020 road trips to Seattle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shizzmoney View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    the alternative is we implement some sort of safety net that allows those people to get paid while staying at home to recover. like, imagine the cost there. this administration would sooner put them in concentration camps and plague islands.
    not the biggest fan of UBI....but if there was ever a time for it, this would be it.

    Stay the fuck home if your sick. But if you gotta make that paper...you have no choice. Extremely fucked up.

    I will also say another bad trend from this: was at Encore tonight, motherfuckers now wearing masks at the table. Not even N95 grade. People eating sandwiches with their hands and shit. If this thing ever hits a casino floor....gonna be a petrie dish of virus hell
    If only there were a Presidential candidate at one point who wanted to give $1000 per month to every American.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
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    If I was Druff I literally wouldn't leave the house for the next year given his compromised immune system.
    I'm actually delaying radio tonight for at least one day because I have body aches and fatigue.

    Quarantine

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    March 20th we have a family trip planned to Mexico (standard all inclusive resort). Flying direct from Canada, would any of you consider cancelling?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by peter mcneil View Post
    March 20th we have a family trip planned to Mexico (standard all inclusive resort). Flying direct from Canada, would any of you consider cancelling?
    Probably little to no exposure to people who have been to China or South Korea recently.

    Mexico is just starting to see a few cases, just like the US. You'll be fine.

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    Master Scalir is worried they will cancel Coachella, which is in April.

    I told him that it's probably soon enough to where the show will go on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post


    honestly the only time i think this is going to be a huge nothingburger is when i see shit like this.

    the public is basically never right.
    They can be right on accident.

    The math on this makes an overwhelmed medical system an inevitability.

    Watching the slow motion train wreck with the eventual nightmare ending necessitated by a simple math problem any 10 year could solve is something else.

    Bernie Sanders +300 is live as a mofo based on the inevitable state of affairs when it's time to vote.

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