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    trump sounds like he hasnt slept in 3 days and i swear to god id take -600 that he has coronavirus right now.

    he's ranting about afghanistan and how great wounded warriors are.
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    true story tines outer body fat sort of melts around to his stomach so he doesnt have what you would call a traditional back per say

     
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      nightmarefish: You’re seriously the best I’ve ever seen.

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    Someone forgot to fill the presidents amphetamine script.

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    he just gave a shout to all americans who have spent blood, treasure, and treasury in afghanistan.
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    Slurring and babbling about the Afghanistan war for over 5 min.
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    its possible that he just saw 3 kings last night and is getting it confused

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    our man in the white house could be a david o russell completionist

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    If not for the teleprompter he might forget what this press conference was even about and just wrap it up and say god bless America with a bunch of disease doctors standing around

     
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    5 minutes in and we are talking about how great are warriors are at killing people and spinning the hilarious lie that we have eliminated 100% of the islamic caliphate in syria iran etc.

    oh and the taliban, who sheltered bin laden, are now are boots on the ground for the war in terror.

    #coronavirus
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    did you get to the root of bernies pin slash possibly lapel situation for me yet sonatine

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    cuz ya on the clock

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    the market is going to tear off its clothes, burst into flames, and die screaming in the streets on monday.
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    thats literally not what were focused on right now no back

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    like you can dance around it all you want but you have work to do guy who barely owns 1.2 acres

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
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    Just in time for the news conference. 50 year old woman according to reports.

    Edit-bad info. It was a 19 year old according to news. They had two cases yesterday. They must have assumed it was older person
    What’s different about this episode, say compared to SARS, is that we are blessed with fake news, sosh media, and shit awful journalism this time around.

    Fact checking is a premium service

    Not good for anyone’s health.

    They literally just said it was confirmed to be a 19 year old on nbc and now trump says late 50s woman again. At this point everything is fake news and I’m pretty sure elon musk and his whole we are living in a sim theory is feeling right

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    explain what was going on with bernies suit in that video where hes calling yall niggardly

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    this will start being a real problem if you dont figure it out

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    oh i swear to fucking god jace

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    pence is literally telling americans not to buy masks.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    im so confused, druff said this was all a democrat hoax.

    and right wingers are so scientifically literate, its so confusing yall.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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