So coronavirus is definitely going to kill a few of us.

[Dan Druff]

Thankfully the virus won't spread in North America due to the American's boycott.

In addition, 16 per cent of beer-drinkers in the United States were confused about whether Corona beer is related to the virus.

Hopefully Justin can get this message out to us here in Canada too.

Corona can't catch a break.

In the '80s, sales were hurt when false rumors went around that Mexicans were pissing in the beer at the bottling plant. The fact that the beer kinda looks like urine didn't help matters. The rumor was said to have been started by a competitor.

[Shizzmoney]

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WPT has basically cancelled all of their Asian tour events

I also now like the under for WSOP ME runner total

[MumblesBadly]

Thankfully the virus won't spread in North America due to the American's boycott.






Hopefully Justin can get this message out to us here in Canada too.

Corona can't catch a break.

In the '80s, sales were hurt when false rumors went around that Mexicans were pissing in the beer at the bottling plant. The fact that the beer kinda looks like urine didn't help matters. The rumor was said to have been started by a competitor.

It should probably be considered fair play counter-marketing given that Corona created the fake “Mexican Independence Day”, a.k.a. Cinco de Mayo, to push sales of its fare in the US.

[Dan Druff]

Just added to WSOP 2020 schedule:

May 29 11am $1000 Pot Limit Omaha + 500 Facemask Added
Description: Tournament plays as standard $1000 Pot Limit Omaha format, but WSOP is adding 500 complimentary, hard-to-find facemasks for top 500 finishers. Great asset to have as you play the rest of the series!

June 14 11am $1500 Corona Bounty NL Holdem
Description: Players will earn $500 bounty if seated to the direct left of any other player who is quarantined for coronavirus and cannot continue play. Great bankroll builder in case you need to stock up with survival supplies this summer!

June 30 3pm $1500 Make America Healthy Again NL Holdem
Description: Valid US-based photo ID or passport required to play. This NL Holdem event is geared towards those who want to play at the WSOP, but are afraid of foreign players infecting them with coronavirus. All dealers and floormen also guaranteed to hold American citizenship and have all signed an affadavit indicating they haven't been out of the country for at least 6 months. Stack others' chips with confidence!

[Shizzmoney]

And don't forget about the $2500 HazMat Suit NLHold'em. Everyone plays in a hazmat suit and the winner gets the money, the trophy, and a year's supply of nitrile gloves, N95 respiratory masks, and disinfectant wipes and hand sanitzer from the event's sponsor, Purell.

[TheXFactor]

Bill Gates calls coronavirus a 'once-in-a-century' pathogen and says it is 'more severe' than the 1957 influenza pandemic that killed more than 66,000 Americans

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-pathogen.html

[blake]

Bill Gates calls coronavirus a 'once-in-a-century' pathogen and says it is 'more severe' than the 1957 influenza pandemic that killed more than 66,000 Americans

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-pathogen.html

that many people die from the flu in the US every year. hardly once in a century

[TheXFactor]

So far, 16,000 people have died and 280,000 people have been hospitalized during the 2019-2020 flu season, according to preliminary estimates from the CDC.

The CDC predicts that at least 12,000 Americans will die from the flu in any given year. As many as 61,000 people died in the 2017-2018 flu season, and 45 million were infected.

Also about 50,000 Americans die from pneumonia every year.

However, this is how travel will be in the future.

[TheXFactor]

[duped_samaritan]

Trying not to die is annoying af

[Baron Von Strucker]

In before the run on Costco...

Wife was at Costco and said “lots of people buying survival supplies, you know shit tickets and beans”
She said they ran out of pasta and the Richmond store was closed ( very high concentration of Chinese citizens)
Not 100% sure on that but cashier mentioned to her they have no employees willing to work there??

Might be a good stock... or not down $11 lol

[limitles]

If one has any knowledge of human history one would expect a culling of the population by any source
even by it's own hand. It is inevitable. Have fun while you can

Or pray for survival

[JimmyG_415]

This guy is demented, and this should be proof every time he uses the 'hoax', its real.
Soccer moms ain't gonna like this.

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If given the chance I would do it

[sonatine]

its worth pointing out that bill gates has spent almost his entire adult life championing the cause of virology and has spent an astonishing amount of his own money to fund its research. because he cares.

when he describes covid-19 in extreme terms, it is not hyperbole. he is not prone to ginning shit up.

[gauchojake]

my cybertruck can't get here fast enough

[DonaldTrumpsHairPiece]

Word is Trump has a cure but saving it until November. I kid you not just heard this from a reputable source who hates Trump.

[sonatine]

https://www.scmp.com/news/china/soci...scientists-say

Coronavirus far more likely than Sars to bond to human cells due to HIV-like mutation, scientists say
Research by team from Nankai University shows new virus has mutated gene similar to those found in HIV and Ebola

will someone please wake up these idiot scientists and tell them that this is nothing but a democrat fraud please and thank you.

live laugh love,

tine

[sonatine]

also i spent the last year pricing houses in snohomish county and im straight fucking shook.

[sonatine]

also, how you lose an election, chapter 1.

say shit like this to your base, who have been stripping supermarkets bare in blind panic:

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