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    interesting; suddenly my supermarket has tons of delivery slots available.

    punch line they are constantly out of shit like half and half so lets maybe not celebrate too hard yet.
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    I wonder how long it will take for team tinfoil to emerge from hiding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    interesting; suddenly my supermarket has tons of delivery slots available.

    punch line they are constantly out of shit like half and half so lets maybe not celebrate too hard yet.
    What are you not getting? Outside a ribeye yesterday and a Tombstone pizza, I have not missed on anything (delivery) since this whole thing started. What I have noticed is I get extra stuff all the time. I ordered one bottle of ranch dressing and for whatever reason I got three even though I was not charged for them. Being honorable I made a $15 donation to a nurse charity via my phone.

    As far as my steak, they texted me and asked if a sirloin was ok. I agreed and after two bites it was in the trash. I even loaded it a Heinz 57 and still could not get through a 1/4 of it. Absolutely the worst cut of meat in the glorious cow. Almost as bad as eating a chicken breast versus a leg or thigh.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    south korea, which has 300 deaths:


    - Everyone wears masks indoors. The government provides 2 free per week - they just scan your card at the pharmacy
    - Elevator buttons replaced w/hand sensors
    - Every cab cupholder has hand sanitizer
    - Temperature checks in large buildings
    This also happened in S Korea

    https://nypost.com/2020/05/20/workou...avirus-spread/

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    south korea, which has 300 deaths:


    - Everyone wears masks indoors. The government provides 2 free per week - they just scan your card at the pharmacy
    - Elevator buttons replaced w/hand sensors
    - Every cab cupholder has hand sanitizer
    - Temperature checks in large buildings
    This also happened in S Korea

    https://nypost.com/2020/05/20/workou...avirus-spread/
    Yeah I was talking about that a few days ago. You better hunt for twinks in yoga classes and Pilates. Get your sweat on cardio outside. They found no transmission in less intense classes and all the transmission in high intensity classes. That’s a recurring theme. Breathing heavy, singing, yelling, watch out if indoors. You’re pretty young. And those you’re chasing are barely legal. Maybe it eliminates your competition of older guys with money for the twinks. Possibly an advantage

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Yeah I was talking about that a few days ago. You better hunt for twinks in yoga classes and Pilates. Get your sweat on cardio outside. They found no transmission in less intense classes and all the transmission in high intensity classes. That’s a recurring theme. Breathing heavy, singing, yelling, watch out if indoors. You’re pretty young. And those you’re chasing are barely legal. Maybe it eliminates your competition of older guys with money for the twinks. Possibly an advantage
    I like where your heads at. Im signing up for spin classes the minute they are available. Thats the only cardio I can do routinely with max results im 45min or so, aside from sex. If I get it, ill get over it. Im more terrified to step on a scale to see what I need to get back into shape than I am of getting this

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    south korea, which has 300 deaths:
    - Everyone wears masks indoors. The government provides 2 free per week - they just scan your card at the pharmacy
    - Elevator buttons replaced w/hand sensors
    - Every cab cupholder has hand sanitizer
    - Temperature checks in large buildings
    - No Fox "news"
    - A Leader that believe in science.

    It always cracks me up when the low IQ individuals who watch fox, tell us we are being manipulated by "the media"
    No, I'm not taking medical advice from Rachel Maddow, or Joe Scarborough, or Nicole Wallace, like you guys are from Laura Ingriham,
    we are hearing from doctors and scientists (W/out Trump breathing down their shoulders) THROUGH MSNBC.

    And as opposed to SK we have the " The Flat Earth Four",
    what do these 4 have in common? They are world leaders that don’t believe in science and have 4 of the world’s worst outbreaks.
    I’m sure it is just a coincidence, though.
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    The USSR isn’t officially in the top, number wise, but w/at least 3 doctors falling out of windows & dying; I’m sure those numbers are accurate af.

    Three Russian doctors fall from hospital windows, raising questions amid coronavirus pandemic
    https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/04/europ...ntl/index.html

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post

    Yeah I was talking about that a few days ago. You better hunt for twinks in yoga classes and Pilates. Get your sweat on cardio outside. They found no transmission in less intense classes and all the transmission in high intensity classes. That’s a recurring theme. Breathing heavy, singing, yelling, watch out if indoors. You’re pretty young. And those you’re chasing are barely legal. Maybe it eliminates your competition of older guys with money for the twinks. Possibly an advantage
    I like where your heads at. Im signing up for spin classes the minute they are available. Thats the only cardio I can do routinely with max results im 45min or so, aside from sex. If I get it, ill get over it. Im more terrified to step on a scale to see what I need to get back into shape than I am of getting this
    The scale will be a nightmare but you’ll be strong with the weight. When I crept up close to 200lbs at the end of march I was throwing up almost 3 plates like it was a warmup set at my dads with my old Olympic barbell sets. I usually stick to dumbbells for shoulder at the gym, surprised even me. Soon as I dropped down 20lbs, the strength went with it. Better to be light, but it reminded me why NFL lineman weigh 340.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyG_415 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    south korea, which has 300 deaths:
    - Everyone wears masks indoors. The government provides 2 free per week - they just scan your card at the pharmacy
    - Elevator buttons replaced w/hand sensors
    - Every cab cupholder has hand sanitizer
    - Temperature checks in large buildings
    - No Fox "news"
    - A Leader that believe in science.

    It always cracks me up when the low IQ individuals who watch fox, tell us we are being manipulated by "the media"
    No, I'm not taking medical advice from Rachel Maddow, or Joe Scarborough, or Nicole Wallace, like you guys are from Laura Ingriham,
    we are hearing from doctors and scientists (W/out Trump breathing down their shoulders) THROUGH MSNBC.

    And as opposed to SK we have the " The Flat Earth Four",
    what do these 4 have in common? They are world leaders that don’t believe in science and have 4 of the world’s worst outbreaks.
    I’m sure it is just a coincidence, though.
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    The USSR isn’t officially in the top, number wise, but w/at least 3 doctors falling out of windows & dying; I’m sure those numbers are accurate af.

    Three Russian doctors fall from hospital windows, raising questions amid coronavirus pandemic
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyG_415 View Post
    - No Fox "news"
    - A Leader that believe in science.

    It always cracks me up when the low IQ individuals who watch fox, tell us we are being manipulated by "the media"
    No, I'm not taking medical advice from Rachel Maddow, or Joe Scarborough, or Nicole Wallace, like you guys are from Laura Ingriham,
    we are hearing from doctors and scientists (W/out Trump breathing down their shoulders) THROUGH MSNBC.

    And as opposed to SK we have the " The Flat Earth Four",
    what do these 4 have in common? They are world leaders that don’t believe in science and have 4 of the world’s worst outbreaks.
    I’m sure it is just a coincidence, though.
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    The USSR isn’t officially in the top, number wise, but w/at least 3 doctors falling out of windows & dying; I’m sure those numbers are accurate af.

    Three Russian doctors fall from hospital windows, raising questions amid coronavirus pandemic
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    When people criticized W they called it BDS, now they call it TDS. It's a way of trivializing and attacking people rather than responding to the substance of the criticism. Pretty weak to do nothing but post TDS alarm memes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
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    When people criticized W they called it BDS, now they call it TDS. It's a way of trivializing and attacking people rather than responding to the substance of the criticism. Pretty weak to do nothing but post TDS alarm memes.
    look ill respond to you, but Jimmyg literally has TDS, every post, no matter what subject

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
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    Yeah I was talking about that a few days ago. You better hunt for twinks in yoga classes and Pilates. Get your sweat on cardio outside. They found no transmission in less intense classes and all the transmission in high intensity classes. That’s a recurring theme. Breathing heavy, singing, yelling, watch out if indoors. You’re pretty young. And those you’re chasing are barely legal. Maybe it eliminates your competition of older guys with money for the twinks. Possibly an advantage
    I like where your heads at. Im signing up for spin classes the minute they are available. Thats the only cardio I can do routinely with max results im 45min or so, aside from sex. If I get it, ill get over it. Im more terrified to step on a scale to see what I need to get back into shape than I am of getting this
    I joined a new gym (friend got me in) since mine isn’t open yet, I will still have a month or so left at old gym when it opens so will pop in to see if my old guy hottie is there. Step, you fell victim to excuses in this pandemic, as many others have. The new term is pandemic 15, but will probably be more than 15 for many.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post

    I like where your heads at. Im signing up for spin classes the minute they are available. Thats the only cardio I can do routinely with max results im 45min or so, aside from sex. If I get it, ill get over it. Im more terrified to step on a scale to see what I need to get back into shape than I am of getting this
    I joined a new gym (friend got me in) since mine isn’t open yet, I will still have a month or so left at old gym when it opens so will pop in to see if my old guy hottie is there. Step, you fell victim to excuses in this pandemic, as many others have. The new term is pandemic 15, but will probably be more than 15 for many.
    Its ok. I got to the top once, Ill do it again. Ive controlled my diet for past few weeks which is most of the battle. Ill need 3 months or so to get back to my lifting peak i feel.

    Not going to be going into the city anymore since my company will most likely work from home for remainder of year so I can hit up the gym(20 min train ride) anytime I want. Also another option is joining blink thats 2 blocks away just to lift and still hit up Equinox for cardio and spin.

    Better q is if they expect ppl to pay full price if they limiting my amount i can visit a week

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post

    I joined a new gym (friend got me in) since mine isn’t open yet, I will still have a month or so left at old gym when it opens so will pop in to see if my old guy hottie is there. Step, you fell victim to excuses in this pandemic, as many others have. The new term is pandemic 15, but will probably be more than 15 for many.
    Its ok. I got to the top once, Ill do it again. Ive controlled my diet for past few weeks which is most of the battle. Ill need 3 months or so to get back to my lifting peak i feel.

    Not going to be going into the city anymore since my company will most likely work from home for remainder of year so I can hit up the gym(20 min train ride) anytime I want. Also another option is joining blink thats 2 blocks away just to lift and still hit up Equinox for cardio and spin.

    Better q is if they expect ppl to pay full price if they limiting my amount i can visit a week
    I will give you gay men credit. You are generally always physically fit and always take care of your lawns. A guy that lives down the street from me is a flamer, and always has the most spectacular lawn and landscaping. There were a couple dandelions in his yard this weekend when I walked by, and 20 minutes later they were gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post

    Its ok. I got to the top once, Ill do it again. Ive controlled my diet for past few weeks which is most of the battle. Ill need 3 months or so to get back to my lifting peak i feel.

    Not going to be going into the city anymore since my company will most likely work from home for remainder of year so I can hit up the gym(20 min train ride) anytime I want. Also another option is joining blink thats 2 blocks away just to lift and still hit up Equinox for cardio and spin.

    Better q is if they expect ppl to pay full price if they limiting my amount i can visit a week
    I will give you gay men credit. You are generally always physically fit and always take care of your lawns. A guy that lives down the street from me is a flamer, and always has the most spectacular lawn and landscaping. There were a couple dandelions in his yard this weekend when I walked by, and 20 minutes later they were gone.
    We generally have better style, much higher AGI/CGI, more philathropic, and better cooks. If straight men would have more gay friends they would be able to make their women alot happier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
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    interesting; suddenly my supermarket has tons of delivery slots available.

    punch line they are constantly out of shit like half and half so lets maybe not celebrate too hard yet.
    What are you not getting? Outside a ribeye yesterday and a Tombstone pizza, I have not missed on anything (delivery) since this whole thing started. What I have noticed is I get extra stuff all the time. I ordered one bottle of ranch dressing and for whatever reason I got three even though I was not charged for them. Being honorable I made a $15 donation to a nurse charity via my phone.

    As far as my steak, they texted me and asked if a sirloin was ok. I agreed and after two bites it was in the trash. I even loaded it a Heinz 57 and still could not get through a 1/4 of it. Absolutely the worst cut of meat in the glorious cow. Almost as bad as eating a chicken breast versus a leg or thigh.
    Of course this loser eats the steak that is by far the most fatty and unhealthy steak money can buy. Stick with the sirloins dummy

    And a tombstone... If i had your genetics I'd be oh so careful about what I put into my body

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    we are the first nation on earth to reach 100k fatalities.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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