So coronavirus is definitely going to kill a few of us.

[OSA]

question -- what are you all doing for haircuts? just saying fuck it and go? my hair is already looking a mess

That's one thing I did do to prepare. Got one for both Ben and myself in early Feb.

Dont most Asians have really long hair anyway?

[blake]

question -- what are you all doing for haircuts? just saying fuck it and go? my hair is already looking a mess

That's one thing I did do to prepare. Got one for both Ben and myself in early Feb.

i'm literally looking into flowbees. apparently they're still a thing.

[SPIT this]

question -- what are you all doing for haircuts? just saying fuck it and go? my hair is already looking a mess

I would but barber shops were forced to close in my state. I'm not cutting my hair or shaving. Fuck it.

[blake]

i look ridiculous and cannot take one more week of this, much less two or three months

[Gordman]

So, let me get this straight. Even though you have 2 million + or whatever it is you claim you have in the bank (which you keep bragging about like a monumental douchebag), you're somehow pissed because you're going to miss out on a measly 12 fun-coupons??

GTFO with that bullshit.


I'd much rather see that money going to someone who clearly needs it and deserves it.

I've been paying a disproportionate amount of income into the system even when I did not have the disposable cash say in 2009. Now its time to get paid and I want mine.

No way you are a real legit person.

Nobody thinks like this.

Ok, who's dupe is this?

[Daly]

Bookie friend of mine and I had the when is business restarting conversation today. Best we came up with was Golf, NASCAR and UFC coming back by mid May. MLB/NBA June 1.

I’m not sure if I’m the one who is going to be wrong in the conversation or not. My take was all the measures we are taking at the minute are to “flatten the curve” and not the flat out “beat” corona. There is no beating corona until such time that there is a cure. I don’t think we will want to lock everyone in for long enough to “beat” this.

Maybe we do, I don’t think we have the resolve

My book has the line at NBA restarting on July 14th. I kinda like the under

Interesting..... I mean who knows. We are in uncharted territory.

In 60 days we are going to be begging for some normalcy. There will be a lot of pressure to start the process of getting back to whatever our new normal is going to look like.

[SPIT this]

i look ridiculous and cannot take one more week of this, much less two or three months

If you're practicing social distancing then what does it matter?

[Baron Von Strucker]

question -- what are you all doing for haircuts? just saying fuck it and go? my hair is already looking a mess

I would but barber shops were forced to close in my state. I'm not cutting my hair or shaving. Fuck it.

Dam i was thinking today i need a hair cut pretty bad, course i basically get a #3 on the top and #2 on the sides, nothing fancy. I feel the barber shop in my area would be closed. and picked up a clipper a few days ago, hope it goes well.

on another note a private golf course in Vancouver closed completely as one member didn't head the mandatory two weeks isolation when returning from another country and decided he was ok and went to the club house and had lunch and a round of golf.
what a dumb selfish cunt.

[TheXFactor]

So long as you are a citizen I can’t imagine you not being eligible.

No way they gonna give people money who owe old tax debts

I'm talking about old family members who just get social security and deadbeat family members who have no income.

I would guess everyone is eligible who has a valid social security number?

In order to claim money, you would have to apply online through some U.S. government website?

[MumblesBadly]

Another corrupt GOPer, this time in the Senate taking advantage of his privileged access to information.

Senator Dumped Up to $1.7 Million of Stock After Reassuring Public About Coronavirus Preparedness
Intelligence Chair Richard Burr’s selloff came around the time he was receiving daily briefings on the health threat.
https://www.propublica.org/article/s...s-preparedness

[BCR]

I’m starting to think we have more worries in middle aged than we’ve been told. Girl I graduated with shared that her husband is one of the local cases and is fighting for his life and on a ventilator in critical condition.


I didn’t, nor did anyone else ask about pre-existing conditions. She said he’s a non-smoker. I’ve met the dude once. He’s roughly her/my age. Late 40s to 50. I don’t know his health history but he isn’t disabled or anything. She was always heavy, and I guess he was really very heavy at one point before they both lost a lot of weight, so maybe he might have diabetes or high blood pressure. Still a big guy. Probably 6’3 240ish and not a gym guy or anything. Still, it starts hitting Just pudgy dudes in that demo it will kill a whole lot of people.

Heard the details on the other guy I linked yesterday. Supposedly a nice guy and not some partier. Little league coach and someone showed me a photo and he’s just a normal dude.

[MumblesBadly]

That's one thing I did do to prepare. Got one for both Ben and myself in early Feb.

i'm literally looking into flowbees. apparently they're still a thing.

If in a crunch and only expect to need it a few times, they will work okay. But the blades dull very quickly, making it pretty much useless after only a few times being used.

[Salty_Aus]

We're losing control of the virus here in Australia.

To start with we did really well trying to limit people bringing it into the country but now it's spiking big time.

Country of origin for the most cases is the US. We were so busy screening from China, Iran, Italy and Europe appears we forgot about the US or didn't think it was a huge source of infections.

I think we bought maybe a week or two with out early efforts... nothing more.

[sonatine]

I’m starting to think we have more worries in middle aged than we’ve been told. Girl I graduated with shared that her husband is one of the local cases and is fighting for his life and on a ventilator in critical condition.


I didn’t, nor did anyone else ask about pre-existing conditions. She said he’s a non-smoker. I’ve met the dude once. He’s roughly her/my age. Late 40s to 50. I don’t know his health history but he isn’t disabled or anything. She was always heavy, and I guess he was really very heavy at one point before they both lost a lot of weight, so maybe he might have diabetes or high blood pressure. Still a big guy. Probably 6’3 240ish and not a gym guy or anything. Still, it starts hitting Just pudgy dudes in that demo it will kill a whole lot of people.

Heard the details on the other guy I linked yesterday. Supposedly a nice guy and not some partier. Little league coach and someone showed me a photo and he’s just a normal dude.

i wouldnt worry about age/health equity honestly. a 17 year old healthy male in south korea just died of it after testing negative 7 times. they had him on an iron fucking lung and it didnt even buy him a few days.

2021 is going to be... different.

[blake]

and...... i'm taking grooming tips from mumbles

we are officially at threat level midnight

[SPIT this]

We're losing control of the virus here in Australia.

To start with we did really well trying to limit people bringing it into the country but now it's spiking big time.

Country of origin for the most cases is the US. We were so busy screening from China, Iran, Italy and Europe appears we forgot about the US or didn't think it was a huge source of infections.

I think we bought maybe a week or two with out early efforts... nothing more.

Did your fires ever go away, or...

Because Americans definitely lost interest regardless

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

weirdly what burr did isnt apparently illegal.

another chick did the same thing too...

it's scumminess to the highest degree, but when I heard about it didn't think it was illegal either...thought they'd be able to squeeze their slimy asses out of this if they sold everything and not just one stock...

I believe the legal definition of insider trading refers to specific company knowledge, not "one-off events" (or whatever you want to call this) affecting the prices of stocks...EIDT: or not...

[Shizzmoney]

Embedded Tweet

https://twitter.com/twt/status/1240827417087770624

All of this not illegal BTW; Congress is exempt from insider trading laws LOL

[tgull]

question -- what are you all doing for haircuts? just saying fuck it and go? my hair is already looking a mess

That's one thing I did do to prepare. Got one for both Ben and myself in early Feb.

Early Feb? I get a haircut like every three weeks.

[Dan Druff]

Wow, Feinstein did it too?

She's a million years old and super rich. Guess she felt she needed more.

I'd like to see anyone who did this shit voted out of office, regardless of political party.