So coronavirus is definitely going to kill a few of us.

[JoeD]

Pics from the LAPC confirming that there is absolutely nothing to worry about at the Commerce:

[sonatine]

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/new...ectid=12304547

Coronavirus: China accused of 'burning bodies in secret'

listen, lets not jump to conclusions.

[nightmarefish]

R.I.P Devidee

Initially it seemed to be a safe bet he was trampled at Soleimani’s funeral but now it’s painfully obvious Corona is responsible for his demise.

Gone too soon / later fag

[BCR]

There is no corona virus in the ethno state.

[MumblesBadly]

Texting while driving kills 6,000 annually in the U.S.

Hippos kill 2,900 people annually in Africa

Autoerotic Asphyxiation Kills 600 people annually

Falling out of bed kills 450 people annually in the U.S.

Icicles kill 100 people per year in Russia

Jellyfish kill 20-40 people per year in the Philippines alone

Dogs kill 34 people per year in the U.S.

Vending machines kill 13 people per year

Roller Coasters kill 4 people per year

Sars part 2 - 200

[TheXFactor]

[MumblesBadly]

Gotta love the Google Machine!

Here Are the First Images of How Coronavirus Replicates in Cells
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...cates-in-cells

[sonatine]

so yeah they trotted out the coronavirus white house team at (not joking) 3:30pm on a friday after the dow was down 600 points and the market is not taking it well.


#airlineputs

[sonatine]

- we implement a mandatory quarantine of anyone coming in from the hot zone starting sunday at 5pm (!!!???)

- every international airport with flights/staff from china is an infection vector, so technically they are all fucking hot zones.

- but we arent going to shut down flights? fuck outta here.

[sonatine]

honestly what the fuck this is legitimately terrifying

[sonatine]

BREAKING: China virus death toll rises to 258 with 45 new fatalities, government says

[Daly]

BREAKING: China virus death toll rises to 258 with 45 new fatalities, government says

[TheXFactor]

Bill Gates predicted this shit...a pandemic that would wide out mankind or something like the Spanish flu that could kill millions of people.

[MrTickle]

Bro I get 100% off in the cafeteria at Commerce

Sometimes even free giant plates of food isn't enough to get me there

I just listened to radio. Comparing it in any way to the flu is dumb - a far lower % of people who get the flu end up in hospital than coronavirus. Also we know far better how to treat the flu than we do Coronavirus.

[BCR]

Where is our daily tine death update? Do these commies take the weekend off? I see Massachusetts has their first confirmed case.

[DonaldTrumpsHairPiece]

Where is our daily tine death update? Do these commies take the weekend off? I see Massachusetts has their first confirmed case.

You are implying he works.

[BCR]

Where is our daily tine death update? Do these commies take the weekend off? I see Massachusetts has their first confirmed case.

You are implying he works.

I get the joke. Tine is now full time capitalist studying charts as we speak, but chicoms might still take the weekend off

[Sheesfaced]

lol at dwai for having never heard of tamiflu.

[BCR]

13,781 & 304 deaths

Found latest numbers. Feels like roughly 50/day for past few days

[Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe]

I ain't dying because I VAPE all day everyday

https://www.electroniccigarettesrevi...lls-flu-virus/