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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
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    That's one thing I did do to prepare. Got one for both Ben and myself in early Feb.
    Early Feb? I get a haircut like every three weeks.
    Yes, but not everyone can afford to go to Perth regularly. The rest of us have to live with less frequent haircuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post

    Early Feb? I get a haircut like every three weeks.
    Yes, but not everyone can afford to go to Perth regularly. The rest of us have to live with less frequent haircuts.
    If you are getting haircuts once every 7-8 weeks, you have issues. Not sure what Perth has to do with personal hygiene but nice ad-hominem attack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Wow, Feinstein did it too?

    She's a million years old and super rich. Guess she felt she needed more.

    I'd like to see anyone who did this shit voted out of office, regardless of political party.
    should be arrested

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    Saw this one coming a mile away - and it’s a good idea.

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    I wonder if they will delay filing of taxes deadline. If you owe I know they pushed it back where you have until July 15th to pay but you currently still have to file before then.

    The Bravo Poker App right now is tough to look at. It shows a few rooms in Florida, California, and England have a few tables going but nothing else due to shutdowns everywhere. Of course this is expected it's just crazy to see.

    Bovada also down tonight too which I'm sure they aren't happy about. Poker was never their primary source of income but it has become a big part now that sports betting is basically rip.

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    Awesome so landlords can defer their mortgage payments well raking in their rent!

    Eh Druff?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Awesome so landlords can defer their mortgage payments well raking in their rent!

    Eh Druff?

    Well to be fair it’s “only” BOA so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blake View Post
    question -- what are you all doing for haircuts? just saying fuck it and go? my hair is already looking a mess
    I started wearing a full goatee about 6 months ago. I just found out about the new law requiring guys my age to have one. I bought the Wahl grooming kit. I just suck at trimming it and if I screw it up I gotta shave it off.

    Thus, I have gone almost weekly to a little hole-in-the-wall barbershop run by a woman. $10 she tightens it up. I throw her a $3 tip cause I’m a baller. It’s one of my favorite personal treats. Hard to explain.

    I look like one of the guys from ZZ Top now.


    I wonder if lol wow still maintains his Brazilian waxes

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    Amazing read about how to properly deal with a pandemic.


    TLDR:
    Guy going back home to China reports on measures they have taken.

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    Friend in Goleta California, Home close to UCSB said Tanks are staging! Is this more serious than they are letting us know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Saw this one coming a mile away - and it’s a good idea.

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    I think you can take a forebearance on your student loan debt.

    They will never liven up student loan payment again. You watch.

    I truly believe Bernie is feeling self satisfied with his life while he sits next to his wood stove on VT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Wow, Feinstein did it too?

    She's a million years old and super rich. Guess she felt she needed more.

    I'd like to see anyone who did this shit voted out of office, regardless of political party.
    Went to school with Richard Burr's sons - two of the nicest guys you'll ever meet. Similarly I think pretty highly of Richard Burr as well, despite disagreeing with all of his politics. This being true would obv change that.

    One of his sons introduced me to fuzzy Cinemax softcore porn. Will never forget Poison Ivy 3; the blonde starlet was Jaime Pressly who actually moved onto a mainstream career. Dropped a filthy load in his toilet.

    That house later became a good party spot in high school as the parents were also never home.

    Later fag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Wow, Feinstein did it too?

    She's a million years old and super rich. Guess she felt she needed more.

    I'd like to see anyone who did this shit voted out of office, regardless of political party.
    Went to school with Richard Burr's sons - two of the nicest guys you'll ever meet. Similarly I think pretty highly of Richard Burr as well, despite disagreeing with all of his politics. This being true would obv change that.

    One of his sons introduced me to fuzzy Cinemax softcore porn. Will never forget Poison Ivy 3; the blonde starlet was Jaime Pressly who actually moved onto a mainstream career. Dropped a filthy load in his toilet.

    That house later became a good party spot in high school as the parents were also never home.

    Later fag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Awesome so landlords can defer their mortgage payments well raking in their rent!

    Eh Druff?
    Not awesome, for reasons I explained earlier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowtracks View Post
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    Friend in Goleta California, Home close to UCSB said Tanks are staging! Is this more serious than they are letting us know?
    California is fucked.

    Tonight's disaster movie is 1995's "Outbreak".



     


    In order to make sure the virus doesn't leave a California town the President decides to nuke it.




     
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      Baron Von Strucker: didn't they want to use a nuke or moab to solve the speeding of the virus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shizzmoney View Post


    All of this not illegal BTW; Congress is exempt from insider trading laws LOL
    I guarantee all those mother fuckers friends and family got a call and then they called there friends and family.
    as usual the corruption of government is alive and profiting from the demise of the country they are sworn to protect and serve. of course after they are done serving them selves.
    all hail Hydra



    Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.

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    you know they did

     
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