So coronavirus is definitely going to kill a few of us.

[splitthis]

Can you get the corona for fucking twinks in the ass?


Asking for a friend.

No, but you can get aids, hepatitis, herpes, warts, and on and on.

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[splitthis]

If there is one thing this world needs is a thinning out of the crowds, go corona.

[Forum Wars]

Hey Guys!



Look at the flattening of the cumalative cases line. It looks like entire nations working hard at isolating the infected has so far worked real swell. Remember, that line can never go down...just up or flatline (the cumalative cases recover or die). And it *has* flattened dramatically. Oh and don't worry about the blip, that only indicates the rise before this apparent flatlining was worse. But it is getting better.

Nearly "Great Success!"


Point is, this won't be in the top 10 threads on PFA in April.

[lol wow]

this dude said cum

[sonatine]

gares literally dying of marrrronavirus.

[BCR]

Hey Guys!



Look at the flattening of the cumalative cases line. It looks like entire nations working hard at isolating the infected has so far worked real swell. Remember, that line can never go down...just up or flatline (the cumalative cases recover or die). And it *has* flattened dramatically. Oh and don't worry about the blip, that only indicates the rise before this apparent flatlining was worse. But it is getting better.

Nearly "Great Success!"


Point is, this won't be in the top 10 threads on PFA in April.

That chart is China centric, which will be the lesser story soon. Rest of world is the story. South Korea added almost another 200 cases in last 24 hours . Blew right past the cruise ship as largest concentration. In a week they went from 1/1000 of Chinese new cases to adding almost a 1/3rd as many new cases just today. It’s possible they contain it, but it’s trending poorly as far as being a world problem v China problem


Cases
79,561

Deaths:
2,619

[sonatine]

also its predicated on the chinese data not being fiction.

good luck with that.

[lol wow]

rofl dont throw marronavirus out that casually

[sonatine]

rofl dont throw marronavirus out that casually

[MumblesBadly]

Woke up this morning in with a runny nose and scratchy throat. Feel free to start a pool on when the coronavirus makes blocking me on this forum to avoid seeing my new posts irrelevant.

[sonatine]

WHO just said they no longer have a viable system for declaring a pandemic, the old 6 phase system is no longer being used.

In short they said they want to declare a pandemic but lack the process to do so.

[TheXFactor]

I think I will cancel all trips to China this year.

[ErickAA]

I hadn't played any poker in a few months and in a moment of weakness a week ago I went to the Bike. Everyone was sneezing and coughing it up of course.

Predictably, I got sick. Had a mild fever and was feeling run down for a couple days, but fever broke and feel fine today. I actually hope it was the coronavirus, just to get it over with. I have a couple kids, so seems like a lock it will run through the school and we will get it at some point anyways. I researched, and it appears the disease is super mild in small children (although with China you never know how truthful any information is), so that is good news.

My dad and my father in law are both in their 70s, and both have COPD from decades of smoking. So they are right in the sweet spot to really get hit hard. And my dad goes to Indian casinos to play poker a couple days a week, as he is retired and doesn't really have anything else to do. Hoping for the best.

[Walter Sobchak]

I think I will cancel all trips to China this year.

How many did you have planned?

[blake]

I think I will cancel all trips to China this year.

How many did you have planned?

i think the words he posts are random, he just needs an excuse to post a picture

[zealanddonk]

I hadn't played any poker in a few months and in a moment of weakness a week ago I went to the Bike. Everyone was sneezing and coughing it up of course.

Predictably, I got sick. Had a mild fever and was feeling run down for a couple days, but fever broke and feel fine today. I actually hope it was the coronavirus, just to get it over with. I have a couple kids, so seems like a lock it will run through the school and we will get it at some point anyways. I researched, and it appears the disease is super mild in small children (although with China you never know how truthful any information is), so that is good news.

My dad and my father in law are both in their 70s, and both have COPD from decades of smoking. So they are right in the sweet spot to really get hit hard. And my dad goes to Indian casinos to play poker a couple days a week, as he is retired and doesn't really have anything else to do. Hoping for the best.

As long as it doesnt get into his bones, he should be ok.

[sonatine]

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Presidential Medal of Honor winner folks.

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