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    So coronavirus is definitely going to kill a few of us.

    - Origin is a level 4 bio lab 20 miles from the seafood market where the first patients contracted it.

    - Lab studies SARS using live animals, which is incredibly dangerous and unpredictable on its best day, but in a culture where owning your fucking mistakes is frowned on its a one way ticket to the apocalypse.

    - 1200 infections, 300 'critically ill'.

    - People are dropping dead on the sidewalks in Wuhan and no one is picking them up because the people equipped to do so are busy dealing with other dead people.

    - It's already spread around the world.

    - 2 week incubation period and we arent even a week in.

    - 100% chance it mutates.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    I’m pumped

    Can you think of a more filthy environment - an environment most likely to transfer the contagion- than casinos?

    Personally, my play is Macau gets shut down but if Vegas is America’s Wuhan ....


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    Dammit, I forgot those tip-scamming cruise line companies today. Completely spaced

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    - Origin is a level 4 bio lab 20 miles from the seafood market where the first patients contracted it.

    - Lab studies SARS using live animals, which is incredibly dangerous and unpredictable on its best day, but in a culture where owning your fucking mistakes is frowned on its a one way ticket to the apocalypse.

    - 1200 infections, 300 'critically ill'.

    - People are dropping dead on the sidewalks in Wuhan and no one is picking them up because the people equipped to do so are busy dealing with other dead people.

    - It's already spread around the world.

    - 2 week incubation period and we arent even a week in.

    - 100% chance it mutates.

    WHERE ARE YOU COMING UP WITH THIS SHIT?

     
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    SARS infected 8 Americans back in the day....looks like this round will torch that record

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    - Origin is a level 4 bio lab 20 miles from the seafood market where the first patients contracted it.

    - Lab studies SARS using live animals, which is incredibly dangerous and unpredictable on its best day, but in a culture where owning your fucking mistakes is frowned on its a one way ticket to the apocalypse.

    - 1200 infections, 300 'critically ill'.

    - People are dropping dead on the sidewalks in Wuhan and no one is picking them up because the people equipped to do so are busy dealing with other dead people.

    - It's already spread around the world.

    - 2 week incubation period and we arent even a week in.

    - 100% chance it mutates.

    WHERE ARE YOU COMING UP WITH THIS SHIT?
    https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/24/us-wa...ntre-12114591/

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    H1N1 virus killed like 10,000 in the US and like 250,000 world wide in 2009

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    State-run China Global Television Network reported that a doctor at Hubei Xinhua Hospital who had been at the front line in battling the coronavirus outbreak in Wuhan, China has died from the virus at age 62
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    *Red Zone update in Thailand*
    - Train night market Ratchada
    - The Grand Palace
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    If you don’t think this is the start of the zombie apocalypse you need to wake up.

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    RIP Hongkonger

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Wuhan’s biggest employer is Tesla?

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    I'll take my chances.
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Damn Jews

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