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    GARE YOU GOTTA BE KIDDEN ME

    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    She's got a lot of extra skin, she's lost a lot of weight. Diet and exercise, baby, I can't think of anything else that could cause somebody like this to lose a bunch of weight fast.

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    those arent gares preferred pronouns but id chalk it up to a pure heart and the power of prayer.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    I'm worried. Walmart obv but what is in that jug and what species is in that backpack?

     
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      MumblesBadly: (2) A goat; and (1) goat chow. (Duh!)

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    Its a therapy animal

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    you're a therapy animal
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Your mother is a therapy animal.

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    Todge I do not appreciate this slander from like the 8th best poster on ur website

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    Also while were still here I took some marinated flank steak sliced it up and tossed it in the air fryer for an hour to make kinda beef jerky marrrrrrrrronnnne people do this in your lives

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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    Also while were still here I took some marinated flank steak sliced it up and tossed it in the air fryer for an hour to make kinda beef jerky marrrrrrrrronnnne people do this in your lives
    "Kinda" would likely be an extreme understatement.

    No respectable meat eater expects to have decent beef jerky suddenly/magically pop out of any type of an appliance in an hour.

    And why the fuck are you using an air fryer for this anyway?!

    Just disgusting...

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    It's getting harder to get your emotional support animal on an airplane.



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