Astros Sign Stealing

[Jayjami]

If my employees did something illegal behind my back, there would be hell to pay. If I owned the Astros, I would designate them all for assignment. Make them play A ball and travel around on a bus all year, sleeping in Motel 6s.

[DonaldTrumpsHairPiece]

I like how Stanton said he'd hit 80 homers if he knew what was coming.