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    If you are Catholic, we're raised Catholic or identify with you値l have to report here

    Yeah we're Catholic by birth, what ya going to do and we're as messed up as any group
    you can think of. Nope, Boy Scouts are not immune

    So haters can register as well

    It's an IQ test basically

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Yeah we're Catholic by birth, what ya going to do and we're as messed up as any group
    you can think of. Nope, Boy Scouts are not immune

    So haters can register as well

    It's an IQ test basically
    Technically, one needs to be baptized before being considered officially Catholic. That痴 why newborn babies that die before being baptized have to be baptized post mortem (if allowed by the Church hierarchy) in order to be buried in a Catholic cemetery. At least, that痴 what I taught back in the days of my indoctrination into that cult.

     
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    Baptized, did penance, ate the bread, and got confirmed. Now, I dedicate my life to blasphemy.


     
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      limitles: unmolested alter boy, do I have you beat?

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    Sixtoe is a BC alumn so he痴 got ya beat Crowe

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    "limitles: unmolested alter boy, do I have you beat?"

    No sir, we are equals. Probably 3 years of altar boy-ing. Diddle free. Also, 6 years of Catholic elementary school.

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    Sixtoe is a BC alumn so he’s got ya beat Crowe
    He's also a dirtbag with no redeeming value, so I'll let him have this win.

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    Another unmolested altar boy here. AMind you, that was before the gay communist infiltration of the priesthood got real bad.
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    I stay to myself and keep out of trouble and/or potentially problematic scenarios

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiganer View Post
    Another unmolested altar boy here. AMind you, that was before the gay communist infiltration of the priesthood got real bad.
    Brother, ain't nobody old enough in the world to have been an altar boy before the priesthood was already real, real bad. Obv not all at all times, but fuckin A, there's been monsters in the priesthood since there was a priesthood.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Wiganer View Post
    Another unmolested altar boy here. AMind you, that was before the gay communist infiltration of the priesthood got real bad.
    Brother, ain't nobody old enough in the world to have been an altar boy before the priesthood was already real, real bad. Obv not all at all times, but fuckin A, there's been monsters in the priesthood since there was a priesthood.
    True, but things got worse.
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    I stay to myself and keep out of trouble and/or potentially problematic scenarios

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    The most wicked religion out there. Groom pedophile priests to ruin little boys lives. Greedy evil cunts too. The devil sits on the popes shoulder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    The most wicked religion out there. Groom pedophile priests to ruin little boys lives. Greedy evil cunts too. The devil sits on the popes shoulder.
    Really? I'd say it's a tie amongst all. The whole purpose of these ancient wisdoms passed down is to keep you fuckers in line. And you're in line afaik

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    The most wicked religion out there. Groom pedophile priests to ruin little boys lives. Greedy evil cunts too. The devil sits on the popes shoulder.
    Really? I'd say it's a tie amongst all. The whole purpose of these ancient wisdoms passed down is to keep you fuckers in line. And you're in line afaik
    The Catholic church isn't especially disgusting? Horrific crimes against children continue to be uncovered; most recently in Baltimore and Illinois.


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    I was baptized Catholic when almost a newborn, but I have absolutely no idea why. As far as I know, neither of my parents are, nor have ever been, Catholic.

    I could probably count the number of times I've been in a Catholic church without using all of my fingers. Mostly weddings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mission146 View Post
    I was baptized Catholic when almost a newborn, but I have absolutely no idea why. As far as I know, neither of my parents are, nor have ever been, Catholic.

    I could probably count the number of times I've been in a Catholic church without using all of my fingers. Mostly weddings.
    In basic training at Ft Benning, GA in 1990 they'd give you free time to attend service of your choice but never enough time to sleep. The church was a great place to get away from the drill sargents for a minute and have a nap. That's the extent of my experience with the Catholics and their supposed place of worship.

     
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    At this point Catholics need to lobby for the right to buttfuck lil boys, declare it an important part of your religion because it clearly is.
    Thye numbers are astonishing, be like the Afghanis and own it already.
    It's not right that the overwhelming majority of Catholic Priests have to worry about going to prison.
    Lol at all the ex alter boys who pretend they didn't get pounded, you're not fooling anyone.
    Next

    Jk, but it's def time to start taxing all religions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Entropy View Post
    At this point Catholics need to lobby for the right to buttfuck lil boys, declare it an important part of your religion because it clearly is.
    Thye numbers are astonishing, be like the Afghanis and own it already.
    It's not right that the overwhelming majority of Catholic Priests have to worry about going to prison.
    Lol at all the ex alter boys who pretend they didn't get pounded, you're not fooling anyone.
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    All religions are a legitimized racket where people grovel and kneel out of fear and debase themselves by worshipping air. Child molestation is just one form of predation; Catholics are especially notorious and openly brazen about covering it up, and it's allowed to persist because it's afforded a sense of righteousness by society.

    No consequences (hell, guilt, etc) and it all falls apart. Fucking sheep who should all be mocked.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    All religions are a legitimized racket where people grovel and kneel out of fear and debase themselves by worshipping air. Child molestation is just one form of predation; Catholics are especially notorious and openly brazen about covering it up, and it's allowed to persist because it's afforded a sense of righteousness by society.

    No consequences (hell, guilt, etc) and it all falls apart. Fucking sheep who should all be mocked.

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