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    Favorite Coronavirus/Covid-19 Jokes? :D

    This was said in early February 2020 when Shutdowns hadn't happened yet. "How to get through long lines REALLY quickly? Just tell People you just came from China YESTERDAY...." LMAO!

     
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    oh man who was that guy that said covid was a hoax & not real at all & then they died from it? that was pretty funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    oh man who was that guy that said covid was a hoax & not real at all & then they died from it? that was pretty funny
    just like maga killing that cop right...


    rofl MEDIAHEAD

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen Nathan View Post
    This was said in early February 2020 when Shutdowns hadn't happened yet. "How to get through long lines REALLY quickly? Just tell People you just came from China YESTERDAY...." LMAO!
    Too early!!!

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    Have to admit, some of the memes that Dwai posted in the Covid thread gave me a chuckle.

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    Why hasn't Herman Cain been vaccinated yet?

     
    Because he's dead.


     
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    CORONA virus is very SERIOUS and NOT FUNNY
    PRAISE TODD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen Nathan View Post
    This was said in early February 2020 when Shutdowns hadn't happened yet. "How to get through long lines REALLY quickly? Just tell People you just came from China YESTERDAY...." LMAO!
    GREAT way to dine and DASH! Just say "I have Covid, don't get near me!!!" Who's going to get in their WAY?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Karen Nathan View Post
    This was said in early February 2020 when Shutdowns hadn't happened yet. "How to get through long lines REALLY quickly? Just tell People you just came from China YESTERDAY...." LMAO!
    GREAT way to dine and DASH! Just say "I have Covid, don't get near me!!!" Who's going to get in their WAY?
    LMAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS View Post
    CORONA virus is very SERIOUS and NOT FUNNY

    KAREN NATHAN IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN ON THESE FORUMS IN YEARS!!!

    WE THANKFULLY LOST TODDS PET AND GAINED KAREN NATHAN.
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    Sometimes I worry if this pandemic happened because i didn't forward that email to 10 people...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    oh man who was that guy that said covid was a hoax & not real at all & then they died from it? that was pretty funny
    just like maga killing that cop right...


    rofl MEDIAHEAD
    which one? maga killed several cops

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    Actually, Covid-19 has killed comedy. For about a year, Nobody walked into a bar...

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    Quote Originally Posted by igotnotoe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS View Post
    CORONA virus is very SERIOUS and NOT FUNNY

    KAREN NATHAN IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN ON THESE FORUMS IN YEARS!!!

    WE THANKFULLY LOST TODDS PET AND GAINED KAREN NATHAN.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post
    Actually, Covid-19 has killed comedy. For about a year, Nobody walked into a bar...

    That's a REALLY good one, LMAO! :D But seriously, Bars and other Nightlife began to come back in like June 2020 about 3 months of Shutdowns..

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