DISCLAIMER: Tyde does not get ranked cuz he transcends just being an internet troll into being one of the top 100 internet characters period like Dan Bilzerian & Pewdiepie, etc...
1. THESIDEGOD. natural troll along with the 2 others I consider to be world class, found my best friend in the internet. as soon as it was possible, I was flying all over the internet saying dumb stuff for kicks, and involved in multiple communities before discovering poker. the first being e-wrestling so my introduction was trying to craft forum posts that should come off as brilliant skits. One could say that PFA changed the day I joined the forums coincidentally the same day as Michael. Once given free rep to be the highest ranked at borispoker.com just to be stupid. Had a forum named after one of my catch phrases. I get the nod over the next 2 maybe simply for the fact of being younger and because I was about 13 when everyone started getting on the internet, the prime age to have a blast being a jackass on the internet thus making it a little more natural for me. Also, I like to drink, giving me the advantage of being more aggressive once in a while. and really tho, Tyde's #2 ought to be #1
2. ATINE. Just like me, atine has been flying around the internet getting into any crevice he can find from the get go. "that guy's been around the block when it comes to weird shit on the internet" would be a perfect way to describe the guy. Maybe he can indulge us more on his pre poker forum days but atine is another guy who when joining NWP it was like he had been there the whole time, definitely not forgettable, immediately a force to be reckoned with. Like me, also has no shame, and will relentlessly pound you no matter how many hits he takes.
3. Druff. the 3rd natural internet troll who trolled the owner of NWP into his this site today and having us all here rn. he has told us plenty of the shit he's done for kicks since the dawn of the internet. takes the 3rd spot behind me and atine by perhaps just being sober. man has never done drugs or alcohol thus making him less relatable to the common gambler
4a. Chinamaniac. Despite being in the CoT, still had a world class fued with Tyde just because it had to be done. Parodied my greatest post of all time, the top 10 greatest men alive, brilliantly. China also has IRL trolling skills as one of my favorite stories he told me is he called a card shop and disguised his voice as a old man saying he really wanted some hockey card and would pay top dollar and then went into the card shop and sold the card. Falls slightly short of world class internet trolling level maybe simply for being more athletic than the top 3 who probably more appreciated being able to unleash our competitive side on the internet.
4b. Bottomset it's my theory that bottomset is not even a plumber, that's how good of a troll I think he is. I also think arrogance is really funny so I love the "im rich, better than you" gimmick. invented the top 10 list. saying some REALLY dumb stuff like "johnny manziel will take over the NFL" makes him easy to beat in an argument by his many haters tho which is why china gets to be 4a
5. lol wow no one can not consider this guy a straight up troll. gets last on this very good list for using too many inside jokes that many ppl wont get. type of guy that loves trolling so much he'll do it with limitless on skatzpoker all day long. also named himself skatzpoker, the absolute bottom of onlike poker forums, on draftkings, that's how much he loves trolling
I do not even rank professional troll, srslysirius, but he would be in the top 8 probably
next blizzard when stuck inside with a bag of weed I make the top 20 NWP-PFA legends. SPOILER TYDE #1 OBV