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    Female Comedian Thread for Mature Members

    My top ten female comedian list

    1. Edi Patterson

    2. Woah Vicky



    Been thinking about adding some sophistication to my taste buds. Please suggest to me some of the female funny people seasoned gentlemen enjoy.

    There are no wrong answers here. Yes, I gravitate towards diamonds in the rough, but if she's extremely famous that is ok too. You suggesting the lady from the accounting department at your job is not ok.

    I'm just sick of being the, "Did you watch Righteous Gemstones," guy at the numerous social events I attend. As the old saying goes, "There is a thin line between being a woke non-sexist and a hack with no taste."

     
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    This is my starting point so as you can see I have a lot of improving to do.




     
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    Your top 10 list is one longer than mine

     
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    “Will they also go down on my butthole?”
    ”Even on your butthole, sis.”
    ”That's nice.”

     
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    "Been thinking about adding some sophistication to my taste buds"

    'Adds Woah Vicki'








    Good lord, the end is near

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    The dude that married a literal savage talking about my sophistication. This is a self improvement thread. Take your negative BS elsewhere.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    The dude that married a literal savage talking about my sophistication. This is a self improvement thread. Take your negative BS elsewhere.
    Wait. Im obv not on the same page here so I'm trying to figure out who you're referring to here? I'll admit I cant keep up with all of this "drama" so I'm trying to figure out who you are speaking of and who the savage is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    The dude that married a literal savage talking about my sophistication. This is a self improvement thread. Take your negative BS elsewhere.
    Wait. Im obv not on the same page here so I'm trying to figure out who you're referring to here? I'll admit I cant keep up with all of this "drama" so I'm trying to figure out who you are speaking of and who the savage is?

    Free Limitles

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post

    Wait. Im obv not on the same page here so I'm trying to figure out who you're referring to here? I'll admit I cant keep up with all of this "drama" so I'm trying to figure out who you are speaking of and who the savage is?

    Free Limitles
    Drunk or not, Les isnt going to answer your question.


    That aside, I'm still curious as to what you are referring to as a savage? Can you just answer and give me a little insight?

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    Please block limitles from this thread though. Dont need him suggesting Rita Rudner or the skinny chick from the Mommas and Papas or whatever the fuck.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
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    Free Limitles
    Drunk or not, Les isnt going to answer your question.


    That aside, I'm still curious as to what you are referring to as a savage? Can you just answer and give me a little insight?
    No.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post

    Drunk or not, Les isnt going to answer your question.


    That aside, I'm still curious as to what you are referring to as a savage? Can you just answer and give me a little insight?
    No.

    Ok. So you're talking about who I've married, and referring to that person as a "literal savage"

    You're going to need to explain yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post

    No.

    Ok. So you're talking about who I've married, and referring to that person as a "literal savage"

    You're going to need to explain yourself.

    Don't get tough with me bud.

     
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    Imagine trying to get She Boon Fucking Pickens all riled up concerning your loved one.

     
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    Gordman's wife's idea of dirty bedroom talk is asking to get Colonized.

     
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    Ellen Degeneres’ old stuff is good
    Felicia Michaels before her breakdown...even posed in playboy and looked ok, better than Jennicide fo sho

    That’s about it....most comedians are terrible in either sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texter View Post
    Ellen Degeneres’ old stuff is good
    Felicia Michaels before her breakdown...even posed in playboy and looked ok, better than Jennicide fo sho

    That’s about it....most comedians are terrible in either sex.

    Ellen was hilarious before she went lesbo.

     
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    women are funny??
    all hail Hydra



    Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.

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    Old school Phyllis Diller is actually pretty good and some Joan Rivers

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