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    Have Oreos changed?

    Haven't had Oreos for years and had a few today. I remember the cookies were soft, not chewy but they had some crumb to them. These Oreos, the cookies were flatter and crunchy. Is it my imagination or have Oreos changed? If so they changed for the worse.

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    been a while but i remember them being hard and crunchy

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    been a while but i remember them being hard and crunchy
    Just like your girlfriends cunt

     
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    Bro those soggy ones were Hydrox your mom was lying to you

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    Its so humid here, they get chewy after a couple days after opening the bag

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    If you remember them softer, less crispy, you remember eating older, open to air, mama cant buy you a new bag oreo's.

    On a side note you fell in love with poor people oreo, you're a simple man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    been a while but i remember them being hard and crunchy
    Just like your girlfriends cunt
    that the best you got you uncle fester looking mooch piece of shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post

    Just like your girlfriends cunt
    that the best you got you uncle fester looking mooch piece of shit
    That's funny, that's exactly what she said after I stuck my soda can of a dick in her ass

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    There are 85 different kinds of Oreos.



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    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post
    There are 85 different kinds of Oreos.



    I think it's more than 85. Maybe you're right though. I'm not going to count.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Oreo_varieties

    I really like Oreos though. If the originals are soft, it's because they've been open for too long or someone licked them and then put them back together without eating the center.

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    Years ago when it was limited edition, I once ate a whole package of marshmellow oreos. couldnt stop. I still think about it whenever I pass the oreos in the grocery store as one of the worst and greatest nights of my life

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    I used to play cards with a guy who used to lick the cream before a big decision.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Haven't had Oreos for years and had a few today. I remember the cookies were soft, not chewy but they had some crumb to them. These Oreos, the cookies were flatter and crunchy. Is it my imagination or have Oreos changed? If so they changed for the worse.
    Serious business, but now that I have a kid, I eat some of the crap he enjoys, like Oreos, Mother Circus Cookies, M&Ms, Nestle Crunch, etc...

    Maybe my palette has changed, but none of that stuff tastes as good as it used to when I was growing up. I'm almost sure they are just finding shittier and shittier quality ingredients or chemical shortcuts and then they say "New and Improved" but it's really just shit.

    Same goes for Breyers Ice Cream... I don't even think they call it ice cream anymore, it's like frozen dairy desert or some bullshit because they don't actually use cream.

    Really grinds my gears.

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    I believe Nabisco took hydrogenated vegetable oil outta their recipes. That could be the culprit.

    I had a similar issue with Ritz Crackers. When they took out HVO, the crackers turned into a crumbly, inedible mess. Break at the first application of a spread.

    Bring back trans fats and beef tallow!
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    I know who can tell if there's a difference...

     
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    Anyone who thinks eating candy corn oreos is a good idea should shoot themselves in the head right now.

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    while I do agree with you buck I think someone is better off eating this shin that blowing their brains out

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    I used to play cards with a guy who used to lick the cream before a big decision.
    Compared to you, who has to lick some cream after making a bad decision.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPIT this View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    I used to play cards with a guy who used to lick the cream before a big decision.
    Compared to you, who has to lick some cream after making a bad decision.
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