Do I have a long lost son who works as an EMT in Santa Cruz, CA?

[Dan Druff]

Look at this pic. Focus on the guy in front.



It was taken on October 20, 2019.

The guy in front looks exactly like me from about 20 years ago. Pretty much identical features all the way around. Even his hair is similar to what mine looked like before it started receding.

I've never seen a guy who looked more like me than this dude. The only difference is our age.

Unfortunately, it's not easy to identify who he is. This picture was taken by a freelance photographer during a battle with a fire in the Santa Cruz area.

All I know is that the guy works as an EMT for AMR in Santa Cruz, CA.

I would make contact with him if I could identify him.

[big dick]

i'll have to agree with you he does sorta of look like a cheap jew

[OSA]

Would LOVE to hear the convo youd have with him for the first time. Maybe do it on radio?

Asking him if he likes tomatoes on the side would be a great opening question.

[simpdog]

Would LOVE to hear the convo youd have with him for the first time. Maybe do it on radio?

Asking him if he likes tomatoes on the side would be a great opening question.

Would you like to date Druff Jr?

[OSA]

Would LOVE to hear the convo youd have with him for the first time. Maybe do it on radio?

Asking him if he likes tomatoes on the side would be a great opening question.

Would you like to date Druff Jr?

Need more info if you know what I mean

[MumblesBadly]

i'll have to agree with you he does sorta of look like a cheap jew

Not so sure about that. With that nose and that puffy lower lip, he could be distant cousin of the Habsburg line that once ruled Spain.

[blake]

i'll have to agree with you he does sorta of look like a cheap jew

Not so sure about that. With that nose and that puffy lower lip, he could be distant cousin of the Habsburg line that once ruled Spain.

surely you're fucking with us

[Walter Sobchak]

He's doing something too selfless to be related to you.

[Dan Druff]

i'll have to agree with you he does sorta of look like a cheap jew

Not so sure about that. With that nose and that puffy lower lip, he could be distant cousin of the Habsburg line that once ruled Spain.

Actually, my lips and nose are both similar to his, though it does seem that his are a little bigger in both cases.

Can't tell his height in the picture, but his body type is also similar to mine in those days.

He looks enough like me to where if you blanked my memory (aside from remembering what I looked like) and asked me to tell you if it's me in that picture, I would say yes.

Seriously, when I was first shown that pic, I had to look carefully to make sure someone wasn't photoshopping it in order to fuck with me. But no, I went back to the source of it, and it's legit, and taken a few days ago.

I have some ideas how to maybe locate him and talk to him, though I'll probably approach him online first if possible, because that's less awkward. If I do locate him, I'll try to get him on radio, though obviously the effect will be somewhat lost given that the show is audio-only.

[jsearles22]

This is all a ruse guys. No one else finds it odd that the other firefighters have their names on their shirts but young Witteles doesn’t?

[DonaldTrumpsHairPiece]

This can be debunked in a few short ways...


First, he works.
Second, he is clearly some sort of latino.
Lastly, he works.

[Dan Druff]

This is all a ruse guys. No one else finds it odd that the other firefighters have their names on their shirts but young Witteles doesn’t?

Trust me, I wish he had the name on his shirt. That would make this way easier.

I will dig up the source of this again and post the link here. It's from an open Facebook page of a freelance photographer.

[Dan Druff]

This can be debunked in a few short ways...


First, he works.
Second, he is clearly some sort of latino.
Lastly, he works.

I don't think he is Latino.

I worked all throughout my 20s.

[DonaldTrumpsHairPiece]

This can be debunked in a few short ways...


First, he works.
Second, he is clearly some sort of latino.
Lastly, he works.

I don't think he is Latino.

I worked all throughout my 20s.

He has that latino look Druff, he looks like every guy on telemundo in the 80's and 90's. For ref will you post your look a like pic from your 20's?

[big dick]

He's doing something too selfless to be related to you.

[Gordman]

In the remote chance you end up having any type of contact, the first and foremost thing is to ask him a "proof of life" question.

Example: how do you prefer your sub tomatoes Mr Fireman?

On that note, I almost forgot, seeing as how there is a Firehouse Submarine Sandwich franchise, ask if it's in his area and if he visits there. THEN talk about the other particular things like tomatoes on the side and ask him about his various customer complaints he has most certainly filed. I'm confident that his answers will give you the proof of life you are seeking.

Godspeed

[Gordman]

He's doing something too selfless to be related to you.

[Hockey Guy]

Hopefully he ages better than Druff.

[simpdog]

Do you think he runs an 8th tier emergency responder forum?

Hopefully none of his members faked getting cancer or are in jail for child pornography.

[Dan Druff]

Do you think he runs an 8th tier emergency responder forum?

Hopefully none of his members faked getting cancer or are in jail for child pornography.

These things are destined to happen in 2038.