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Thread: Do I have a long lost son who works as an EMT in Santa Cruz, CA?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Hopefully he ages better than Druff.
    -300 Druff finds the guys work number, calls there, but he’s off today with a cold even though he has a spectacular immune system
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Can you imagine what's going to go through this dudes head if some random guy tracks him down and claims to be his dad based on a picture he saw on the internet?

    That said, you go get your boy, Druff.

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    This is what happens when you hookup with chat line chicks in the 90s.
    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

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    well, we've had artificial insemination & sperm banks for several decades...

    plus college males have been selling their gizz for some time while denying they did so (also that would explain Todd's friendship with Ken Scalir--they were sperm bank donor buddies)

    and of course, we've always had sloppy/lazy/lying lab techs/employees that make mistakes/deliberately switch in the brand X for the premium brew...

    so there is a way that it's true
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    i think this guy will be super excited to hear from druff

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    Quote Originally Posted by blake View Post
    i think this guy will be super excited to hear from druff
    where there's a will, there an heir or three that want to be in it
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    Guy: Hey, this is ______.

    Druff: Hey, I found a picture of you online and you look identical to me in my 20's. Want to meet up or interviewed on my poker radio show?

    Guy: ..

    **can't breathe**

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