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    I look forward to the random dupe that shows up in 18 months talking about the superfecta at Saratoga and denies he’s Gookie

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
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    i think thats how OSA makes love. or one of the ways.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    But why would he roll someone at this point? Hasn't he been sending out a bunch of stakes here and there lately? I would imagine this must have amounted to more than what he currently owes OSA. That's what doesn't make sense to me...or am I thinking of someone else here?
    in lieu of gif saying the same thing, sometimes its fun to do hood rat shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
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    Did we ever get an amount? That’s pretty indicative of how quickly he ever shows back up. When does the government issue the SSDI checks for shit like PTSD and shit like that? He kind of struck me as a dude who may be on that payroll. Pretty open about being mentally shook. Wouldn’t shock me if he shows back up if it’s like <$200. Might even cop to just dishing out stakes and then running bad and busting. It’s OSA. Everyone will giggle.

    Giggle? Im glad you find it funny when people get rolled, especially when its someone that is one of the G.O.A.T's here.

    The only giggling that's gonna happen is when I feed my cock down your son's throat, while he mumbles "More daddy"
    You’re not the daddy now.

     
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    haha the right wing pedo jew bald faggot mooch scumbag got ROLLED

    wonderful -)



    nice work gookie

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    My theory is that Gookie is a degenerate who got out of control, rather than a premeditating scammer.

    The stakes were probably handed out while he was running well, and he was feeling generous to the community.

    Then he probably went on a big downswing (maybe both in sports and poker), and suddenly he was too busto to even pay OSA his side of the money trade.

    Then he knew this would become public, so he felt ashamed and deleted his social media presence, and stopped logging in here.

    It is possible he will reappear and make it right with OSA, especially if the amount is small. Gookie, if you're reading this, get in contact with me, and arrange to send me the money, and I'll get it to OSA.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
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    Which form of skiing
    Where you travel to Utah or Vail
    Have you ever tried Montana? I’ve heard that in good years, Bridger Bowl has the best powder because its so dry there.
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    Not to hijack, but since it's being brought up, I am curious how much better Rockies skiing is than Sierras skiing.

    Despite having skied since 1981, I have never stepped into a pair of skis outside of California or Nevada. Not once. In fact, I've only skied at the following resorts:

    - Snow Summit (Big Bear, southern CA)
    - Snow Valley (Big Bear area)
    - Mountain High (Wrightwood, similar area to Big Bear)
    - Mammoth (this is where most of my skiing has been)
    - June Mountain (smaller mountain about 40 miles north of Mammoth)
    - Heavenly (Lake Tahoe)

    Of these resorts, only Mammoth and Heavenly are considered to be "good" skiing.

    However, I keep hearing that the Rockies resorts are better.

    My current skiing ability is advanced (but not expert). I prefer to do "blue square" and "single black diamond" slopes. At one point I was good enough to be considered expert, but a 1989 broken arm caused me to be a little more cautious, and a fractured shoulder in 2008 slowed me down even more. Also, it doesn't help that I'm now older, as well as one of the tallest and heaviest skiers on the mountain (which makes skiing tougher).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    My theory is that Gookie is a degenerate who got out of control, rather than a premeditating scammer.

    The stakes were probably handed out while he was running well, and he was feeling generous to the community.

    Then he probably went on a big downswing (maybe both in sports and poker), and suddenly he was too busto to even pay OSA his side of the money trade.

    Then he knew this would become public, so he felt ashamed and deleted his social media presence, and stopped logging in here.

    It is possible he will reappear and make it right with OSA, especially if the amount is small. Gookie, if you're reading this, get in contact with me, and arrange to send me the money, and I'll get it to OSA.
    If he was trying to be a +EV player in sports, horses, and poker, that sounds like a mountain too high to climb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    My theory is that Gookie is a degenerate who got out of control, rather than a premeditating scammer.
    Wasnt the Peter DC playbook to give out small stakes and other small gifts, then land the mark?
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    "Agnostic Jesus" was at my table in the Freebuy Super Series #70 - $15,000 GTD and he rebuyed two times at $100 a piece.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Snead View Post
    "Agnostic Jesus" was at my table in the Freebuy Super Series #70 - $15,000 GTD and he rebuyed two times at $100 a piece.
    Wow, that's upsetting. Thanks for letting me know. I tried to look but it doesn't seem that you can search by username on ACR. I guess I have to hope he hits a score to get my money back...lol

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    Degens gonna degen

    How much does he owe you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Degens gonna degen

    How much does he owe you?
    It seems like this is the only thing of interest to you so it was $100

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Degens gonna degen

    How much does he owe you?
    It seems like this is the only thing of interest to you so it was $100
    The whole thing is of interest to me. If I can find a way to reach him, I will try to press him to just send you the $100 and be done with it. I'll even offer to have him send me the $100, which I will then hold for your future Vegas Twink Visit Fund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post

    It seems like this is the only thing of interest to you so it was $100
    The whole thing is of interest to me. If I can find a way to reach him, I will try to press him to just send you the $100 and be done with it. I'll even offer to have him send me the $100, which I will then hold for your future Vegas Twink Visit Fund.
    How is holding funds in which you will gain interest on indefinitely any benefit to OSA? Suppose OSA does not go to Vegas for a year?

     
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    Was/Is there a Rest of the Story here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shoeshine box View Post
    Was/Is there a Rest of the Story here?
    The rest of the story is that Gookie Heimowitz was a small-time degenerate scammer, who rolled OSA $100 to keep in action. Then he lost that money, and vanished.

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