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    I Can't get my dick hard anymore and need advice

    So, I always could get it up into my mid 40's easily. Now I can't get it up anymore going onto my 50's. I also watch porn and it doesn't help anymore like it used to. Can anyone here help me understand how to get my dick up, like I could back in the day? Should I take vitamins or etc.? I need advise.

     
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      splitthis: Rub it and repeatedly say cmon genie

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    You're in your 50s. Why are you still trying to get erections? That is absolutely beyond disgusting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J Sousa View Post
    So, I always could get it up into my mid 40's easily. Now I can't get it up anymore going onto my 50's. I also watch porn and it doesn't help anymore like it used to. Can anyone here help me understand how to get my dick up, like I could back in the day? Should I take vitamins or etc.? I need advise.
    Get testosterone levels checked. However, getting T supplements has its own set of risks, so you need to decide what's best for you. Paging lol wow.

    Sex drive and ability to get it up decline rapidly for some men around age 50. So this is normal, and likely age-related for you.

    You could always get something like Viagra, but the effects are temporary, and it can be a pain in the ass to deal with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    and it can be a pain in the ass to deal with.
    You're a bottom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPIT this View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    and it can be a pain in the ass to deal with.
    You're a bottom?
    *giggling*

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    Quote Originally Posted by J Sousa View Post
    So, I always could get it up into my mid 40's easily. Now I can't get it up anymore going onto my 50's. I also watch porn and it doesn't help anymore like it used to. Can anyone here help me understand how to get my dick up, like I could back in the day? Should I take vitamins or etc.? I need advise.
    Spend more time on PFA.

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    your heart and cardio system isn't up to the workload anymore



    so reduce the effort needed



    get yourself shortened
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    are you out of shape, and a fat fuck?

    what's the rest of your health looking like?

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    My doctor says I have low T....I told him I’ve had low T my entire life

    He said how did I know with never being tested before...

    1. I am not very hairy
    2. Not bald
    3. Not very aggressive

    Wanted me to try supplements...told him no, no trouble getting it up, plenty of desire...I am tired a lot though and wouldn’t mind getting rid of some gut fat but the stroke risk seems like it’s not worth it

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    do you smoke? Quit that shit, it will do wonders for your pecker. Coke and meth might make you horny but they constrict blood flow. Not saying you are, not saying you're not, just letting you know. Get in shape, or at least get in better shape. Also I know you don't want to hear this but see a doctor.

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    https://binged.it/2ZPWqLV

    Couldn't Resist..

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    Go to the Vegas tunnels and visit the porn star

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texter View Post
    My doctor says I have low T....I told him I’ve had low T my entire life

    He said how did I know with never being tested before...

    1. I am not very hairy
    2. Not bald
    3. Not very aggressive

    Wanted me to try supplements...told him no, no trouble getting it up, plenty of desire...I am tired a lot though and wouldn’t mind getting rid of some gut fat but the stroke risk seems like it’s not worth it
    Its a Catch 22...you can lift weights, run miles everyday, or swim dozens of laps in the pool to lose weight, get stronger & have a night long rock like cock -- but you will be so fatigued you wont want any action
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    Quote Originally Posted by Texter View Post
    My doctor says I have low T....I told him I’ve had low T my entire life

    He said how did I know with never being tested before...

    1. I am not very hairy
    2. Not bald
    3. Not very aggressive

    Wanted me to try supplements...told him no, no trouble getting it up, plenty of desire...I am tired a lot though and wouldn’t mind getting rid of some gut fat but the stroke risk seems like it’s not worth it
    It’s ironic to me but this is exactly the type women generally (especially younger women) love today

    1. Hairless bodies
    2. full head of hair
    3. Non threatening

    I’m a fur dog and I curse you when I get my back waxed.

    There once was a time when you unbuttoned your shirt to your navel and showed off the chest moss. It was a simpler time

    Popping saw palmetto like tic tacs

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Texter View Post
    My doctor says I have low T....I told him I’ve had low T my entire life

    He said how did I know with never being tested before...

    1. I am not very hairy
    2. Not bald
    3. Not very aggressive

    Wanted me to try supplements...told him no, no trouble getting it up, plenty of desire...I am tired a lot though and wouldn’t mind getting rid of some gut fat but the stroke risk seems like it’s not worth it
    It’s ironic to me but this is exactly the type women generally (especially younger women) love today

    1. Hairless bodies
    2. full head of hair
    3. Non threatening

    I’m a fur dog and I curse you when I get my back waxed.

    There once was a time when you unbuttoned your shirt to your navel and showed off the chest moss. It was a simpler time

    Popping saw palmetto like tic tacs
    What do those 3 above all have in common... Either they are metrosexual men who have handed their balls off to somebody to put on the table or theyre just really women.. Cause that sounds like the typical bikini model from years ago in a magazine.. When the Human race goes extinct in North America and Europe they can point to the shit when they started feminizing men to the point now they are selling and trying to convince men to buy cosmetics.. WTF?? Were one step away from Manbelline Cosmetics and shit.. Ok I get that certain alternative lifestyle men kinda go overboard with skin care trying to look kinda girly and shit but they seem to be determined to sell this shit to men in general.. (It all went wrong with Friends Im convinced.. Ichiban Lipstick for men ) )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Texter View Post
    My doctor says I have low T....I told him I’ve had low T my entire life

    He said how did I know with never being tested before...

    1. I am not very hairy
    2. Not bald
    3. Not very aggressive

    Wanted me to try supplements...told him no, no trouble getting it up, plenty of desire...I am tired a lot though and wouldn’t mind getting rid of some gut fat but the stroke risk seems like it’s not worth it
    It’s ironic to me but this is exactly the type women generally (especially younger women) love today

    1. Hairless bodies
    2. full head of hair
    3. Non threatening

    I’m a fur dog and I curse you when I get my back waxed.

    There once was a time when you unbuttoned your shirt to your navel and showed off the chest moss. It was a simpler time

    Popping saw palmetto like tic tacs
    #shitgrowsbackfast

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightmarefish View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post

    It’s ironic to me but this is exactly the type women generally (especially younger women) love today

    1. Hairless bodieskk
    2. full head of hair
    3. Non threatening

    I’m a fur dog and I curse you when I get my back waxed.

    There once was a time when you unbuttoned your shirt to your navel and showed off the chest moss. It was a simpler time

    Popping saw palmetto like tic tacs
    #shitgrowsbackfast
    So maybe we are going on an island vacation or a cruise. Regardless, she books the two of us at an Elizabeth Grady kind of place.

    She simultaneously books herself a full Brazilian. Now most of us are connoisseurs of the bald pussy. How that happens had never really been my concern.

    I get the back wax cause I’m a good public citizen. Not gonna lie, the affair goes on longer than you’re willingness to put up with the pain.

    We meet up in the lobby. She looks at me and says there were tears. I’m fresh off my terror and translating that pain to my nether regions was really easy


    To this day the thought of the bald pussy makes me shiver.

    Kid’s scarred for life.

    Oh, and yeah.... it grows back fast.

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    contrary to Druff
    You could always get something like Viagra, but the effects are temporary, and it can be a pain in the ass to deal with.
    not sure what you mean by this what is the pain? and of course the effects are temporary you want to have a hard dick 24/7 or something Cialis is effective for 36 hours on a 1/4 pill... still to expensive for you. you really are a weird dude druff. exactly what is the pain in the ass to deal with? do you choke on pills or something?

    dick pills work and they are great for boner issues

    you could get a prescription for cialis, not expensive (around $100 for 8 pills you can take as little as 1/4 and get good results) works great for me i take 1/4 pill works like a charm lasts for at least 36 hours... it doesn't make you have a hardon unless you are turned on.
    makes me feel like i am 25 again, the wife is quite happy and impressed. I guess i felt my testosterone levels going down at some point and almost lost interest in sex for a while. after talking with our family doctor he gave me script for Cialis he said viagra has only 8 hour window.

    costs a bit so i am not sure i would use it for beating off but it will change your sex life great for fucking!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Von Strucker View Post
    contrary to Druff
    You could always get something like Viagra, but the effects are temporary, and it can be a pain in the ass to deal with.
    not sure what you mean by this what is the pain? and of course the effects are temporary you want to have a hard dick 24/7 or something Cialis is effective for 36 hours on a 1/4 pill... still to expensive for you. you really are a weird dude druff. exactly what is the pain in the ass to deal with? do you choke on pills or something?

    dick pills work and they are great for boner issues

    you could get a prescription for cialis, not expensive (around $100 for 8 pills you can take as little as 1/4 and get good results) works great for me i take 1/4 pill works like a charm lasts for at least 36 hours... it doesn't make you have a hardon unless you are turned on.
    makes me feel like i am 25 again, the wife is quite happy and impressed. I guess i felt my testosterone levels going down at some point and almost lost interest in sex for a while. after talking with our family doctor he gave me script for Cialis he said viagra has only 8 hour window.

    costs a bit so i am not sure i would use it for beating off but it will change your sex life great for fucking!!!
    Good news for you budget minded limp dicks

    Viagra is no longer patent protected...thus generics are available, and 100 ml generic pills are available at about $1/pill (when under patent protection Viagra sold for $30 / pill for 50ml, but one could cut the pill in half and still get the benefits; and for you really cheap pricks, now you can cut the $1 100ml pill in half, or even quarter, and thereby get way more fuck for your buck)

    Indeed, these are great times we live in
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