Drop a nuclear bomb in the eye of it
Drop a nuclear bomb in the eye of it
Seems like now would be the optimal time to act. Why is our president just sitting on our nuclear arsenal at a time like this???
While you guys type punchlines, we’re staring in eye of a probably Cat 4 storm coming right at us. Living in South Florida is never boring. Maybe I should move to Vegas. I don’t think a Hurricane has ever hit Vegas.
In 1997 they claimed a hurricane was coming to Los Angeles.
Everyone was panicking. I said it's not going to happen. No fucking way a hurricane can make it that far north up the cold Pacific.
Sure enough, it died, and we ended up with a little bit of rain.
I don't believe I will see a Los Angeles hurricane in my lifetime.
South Florida, though... yeah, you gotta bear down every few years. No thanks.
A "tremendously wet" hurricane is approaching the United States.
Let's nuke 'em.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
To be fair, I'm jealous of the Florida weather in the winter, which many out-of-state rubes believe California to be like in the winter, and then are surprised when they come to LA in December and the high is 54 degrees.
But we don't have the awful summers or the gators or the hurricanes or the "Florida Man" type crimes. However, they don't have Gavin Newsom, so maybe it's about even.
My go to karaoke tune
all hail Hydra
Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.
California almost certainly has a proportionate number of “Florida man” type crimes, but Florida’s “sunshine law” makes it far easier for reporters there to research stories of bizarre crimes committed in Florida. Skip to about 5:50 in the following vid if you want to cut to the chase.
The trucking gods have decided to punish me for my glib remark above about “small government” Republicans by assigning me a load that is scheduled to make several deliveries in South Florida on Tuesday morning/early afternoon.
Taking a turn. Updated computer models:
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