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    Cool Still got it after all of these years (brag)

    So, I used to be a litigator many years ago. I quit doing that, because I wasnít making enough money to support my money grubbing first wife. So, I went into another business, where I started making some real coin after I divorced that wench. I built my business year after year, but maintained my law license all of these years (I paid my dues $$$$ and completed my CLE requirements) because you never know. Today I appeared in a hearing (representing my company) wherein I was required to respond quickly and articulately to my opponentís legal arguments and judicial inquiries in a competent fashion. I was wondering if I could still do this after not doing it for so many years. Also, my opponent tried to ambush me with some surprise bullshit. Nevertheless, I was successful in that the Judge sustained my objections to my opponentís discovery requests. I think my ability to read the Judge helped me to instantly and unconsciously formulate the correct legal argument on the spot. My poker skills actually helped me here. Essentially, that means Check-Mate on this case. The icing on the cake is when I collect my attorney fees on this case. Sometimes, itís the little victories in life that matter most.

     
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    what the fuck forum do you think this is exactly

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    what the fuck forum do you think this is exactly
    Flying Stupidity

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    what the fuck forum do you think this is exactly
    Flying Stupidity

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    I think we could fill a 6 handed table with all the lawyers here.

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    Ur wildly over estimating the esteemed graduates from Grand Canyon university that post here

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    Like wildly

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    More and more lawyers keep coming out of the woodwork on this site.

    As long as they aren't suing me, I'm okay with it.

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    what do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?




    a good start
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger View Post
    what do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?




    a good start
    Is that really the best one you got? C'mon you can do better than that. Give us one we haven't heard.

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