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    **OFFICIAL SOFTCORE CIMEMAX?SHOWTIME CLASSICS**

    I still remember when I moved to NC at 11 and some kid had with absentee parents had Cinemax in his room. I'm 25; internet porn was probably just getting big but everyone still had dial-up and it wasn't worth the hassle.

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    First tits I ever saw in a sexual context. Other classics...

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    Didn't even know they weren't fucking until I discovered internet porn. Busty tits on Cinemax/Showtime (not as good) was the absolute nuts.

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    I'm to lazy to google it right now but when I was a young teenager there was a Shannon Tweed movie where she was a tutor who poisoned some guys wife and banged him on a pool table that was in regular Cinemax rotation and pretty much got me through those awkward years

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasep View Post
    I'm to lazy to google it right now but when I was a young teenager there was a Shannon Tweed movie where she was a tutor who poisoned some guys wife and banged him on a pool table that was in regular Cinemax rotation and pretty much got me through those awkward years
    I remember this one too. WTF was the name of that. Time for a google search.

    Was it this one? I think so.
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    Shannon Tweed was big time, forgot all about her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jasep View Post
    I'm to lazy to google it right now but when I was a young teenager there was a Shannon Tweed movie where she was a tutor who poisoned some guys wife and banged him on a pool table that was in regular Cinemax rotation and pretty much got me through those awkward years
    I remember this one too. WTF was the name of that. Time for a google search.

    Was it this one? I think so.
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    No I just checked imdb. It was called Scorned.... Also I can't believe she is 5 years shy of 60

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    The Hills Have Thighs FTW

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    Certainly not a classic but an unintentionally 'funny' parody.

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    Rofl I remember scorned, fml

    Also some piece of shit called jade or jaded

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    Alyssa Milano was, and still is, fucking hot.
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    Nicole Eggert was hot as fuck in this, bonus LOLpoints for having both the "Corey's" in a softcore thriller.

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