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    Liberals and Poker and Asshats

    So I was reading a thread at a different forum and found it hilarious. Since all you guys want to talk about equality and guns and other such nonsense possibly it should apply to poker as well.

    These terms should all be changed to fit the liberal agenda .

    Under the gun

    Hijack

    Cutoff

    Small blind

    Firing all streets

    Bomb pots

    Also now Kings and Queens are of equal value

    Limping

    Feel free to add to the list

    Oh wait

    Dead man's hand

    If we need change we might as well start with the very game that brought us all here .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gookieheimowitz View Post

    If we need change we might as well start with the very game that brought us all here .

    trolling country simple right wing asstards?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gookieheimowitz View Post
    So I was reading a thread at a different forum and found it hilarious. Since all you guys want to talk about equality and guns and other such nonsense possibly it should apply to poker as well.

    These terms should all be changed to fit the liberal agenda .

    Under the gun

    Hijack

    Cutoff

    Small blind

    Firing all streets

    Bomb pots

    Also now Kings and Queens are of equal value

    Limping

    Fell free to add to the list

    Oh wait

    Dead man's hand

    If we need change we might as well start with the very game that brought us all here .
    Drawing dead.

     
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    The no-limit shootout at the World Series of Poker.

     
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    The Nuts

    Too masculine....

     
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    Angle Shooting needs to be changed because the same folks who boycott the NRA are offended by that term.

    Also, the movie Rounders will need to be edited especially the part where Worm says "In the Poker game of life, Women are the rake." because Libtards are offended by that scene. Also, Libtards will demand to edit the movie to show a connection between Teddy KGB and Donald Trump.

     
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