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    *** OFFICIAL MAKE TRUCKERS ILLEGAL THREAD **** OFFICIAL ******

    As a vegan and leader of Antifa, I have ALWAYS been against trucks, it’s in our vegan constitution to hate them as they contribute to mass animal genocide everyday. Though this morning’s little incident was the last straw!

    I was driving down San Diego's busiest street (Mission Blvd) heading east as I was on my way to SeaWorld to park my expensive car in the entrance so people couldn’t enter. I even had many drums of red paint I was prepared to throw at the savages as they tried entering but I didn’t even make it out of San Diego, because some filthy trucker was taking way too long to go around a really sharp corner so I decided to cut him off on the inside lane to get past him until his trailer crashed straight into my Audi R8, totalling it and my paint went everywhere!!! I noticed the truck had innocent cows in the back so I quickly got out and opened the tailgate so the cows could run free. I don’t have insurance or anything because I consider that a form of gambling and I am not a sinner, I am a Christian vegan!

    I plan on suing both the truck driver & Department of Transportation for this incident which could have easily been avoided if the fascist was paying attention & kept his trailers in his own lane.

    Truck drivers, pft, we actually don’t need them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    As a vegan and leader of Antifa, I have ALWAYS been against trucks, it’s in our vegan constitution to hate them as they contribute to mass animal genocide everyday. Though this morning’s little incident was the last straw!

    I was driving down San Diego's busiest street (Mission Blvd) heading east as I was on my way to SeaWorld to park my expensive car in the entrance so people couldn’t enter. I even had many drums of red paint I was prepared to throw at the savages as they tried entering but I didn’t even make it out of San Diego, because some filthy trucker was taking way too long to go around a really sharp corner so I decided to cut him off on the inside lane to get past him until his trailer crashed straight into my Audi R8, totalling it and my paint went everywhere!!! I noticed the truck had innocent cows in the back so I quickly got out and opened the tailgate so the cows could run free. I don’t have insurance or anything because I consider that a form of gambling and I am not a sinner, I am a Christian vegan!

    I plan on suing both the truck driver & Department of Transportation for this incident which could have easily been avoided if the fascist was paying attention & kept his trailers in his own lane.

    Truck drivers, pft, we actually don’t need them!

    Saint Tine 💚🙏🤱




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    So you’ll be ordering a 2020 mid engine Corvette to replace the R8?

     
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    I, for one, would love it if all consumer goods were delivered directly from the factory (or port of entry) by drone. Would cut way down on the traffic I have to drive through to make a living.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    As a vegan and leader of Antifa, I have ALWAYS been against trucks, it’s in our vegan constitution to hate them as they contribute to mass animal genocide everyday. Though this morning’s little incident was the last straw!

    I was driving down San Diego's busiest street (Mission Blvd) heading east as I was on my way to SeaWorld to park my expensive car in the entrance so people couldn’t enter. I even had many drums of red paint I was prepared to throw at the savages as they tried entering but I didn’t even make it out of San Diego, because some filthy trucker was taking way too long to go around a really sharp corner so I decided to cut him off on the inside lane to get past him until his trailer crashed straight into my Audi R8, totalling it and my paint went everywhere!!! I noticed the truck had innocent cows in the back so I quickly got out and opened the tailgate so the cows could run free. I don’t have insurance or anything because I consider that a form of gambling and I am not a sinner, I am a Christian vegan!

    I plan on suing both the truck driver & Department of Transportation for this incident which could have easily been avoided if the fascist was paying attention & kept his trailers in his own lane.

    Truck drivers, pft, we actually don’t need them!

    Saint Tine ������
    You claim to love animals, lol. What about all those insects you kill on a daily basis driving around in your car? Murderer!

     
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    shameless theft


    i just feel that for meeee,, i like knowing there will be ass wipe and toothbrushes in my five and dime.

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