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    Equifax Data Breach Settlement


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by donkeykilla View Post
    I thought it was a $700M fine.

    Guess the hundred lawyers on the class action are chopping up that remaining $250M.

    What a joke.

     
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      ftpjesus: Lawyers are getting I believe just under $7M

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    Got greedy and went for the $250. Just write a short paragraph.

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    The settlement numbers actually seem pretty high. $125 minimum per person even tho the settlement was $475m? They're only expecting a few million people to do this?

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    Yeah, all you have to do is submit all your personal info

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Yeah, all you have to do is submit all your personal info
    it's already out there, just like dick pics...

    it always comes back to dick pics, san...

    #freeOSA

     
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    Sadly, I was not breached.

    Might try anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Yeah, all you have to do is submit all your personal info
    it's already out there, just like dick pics...

    it always comes back to dick pics, san...

    #freeOSA
    I just text out Gavin Griffins....thanks NWP

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuntmissioner View Post
    Sadly, I was not breached.
    Me neither

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    ‘Course, I’m just a lowly trucker and don’t even know how to spell “credit report” without looking it up in Google. So, Equifax’s program to determine whether I’m eligible could be rigged to cheat me out of a month’s supply of beef jerky (and the ability to sue them at a later date).

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    And the answers we were looking for thanks to the NY Post and a moronic Congress woman.

    https://nypost.com/2019/07/27/sorry-...le-125-apiece/

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonaldTrumpsHairPiece View Post
    And the answers we were looking for thanks to the NY Post and a moronic Congress woman.

    https://nypost.com/2019/07/27/sorry-...le-125-apiece/
    Huh? This article makes zero sense. Why would AOC’s tweet cause a huge number of people to file? It’s been in every paper. Should you also be mad at OP for creating this thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPIT this View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DonaldTrumpsHairPiece View Post
    And the answers we were looking for thanks to the NY Post and a moronic Congress woman.

    https://nypost.com/2019/07/27/sorry-...le-125-apiece/
    Huh? This article makes zero sense. Why would AOC’s tweet cause a huge number of people to file? It’s been in every paper. Should you also be mad at OP for creating this thread?
    Yes, while I am being sarcastic I feel the more important part of that article is HOW the payout amount works ultimately and the option for free credit watch. I do not wish to make these points political. #Trump2020

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    I shouldn’t have to point out that the New York Post isn’t a real news organization, but the article is actually 100% false. They claim only $31 million is set aside for cash settlements, but the real number is $380.5 million. They completely misread (or willingly misinterpreted) the fine print.

    Equifax is only going to pay out that amount until the requests hit a $31 million cap. After that, the payouts will be lowered and distributed on a proportional basis. The total pool for restitution is $380.5 million

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPIT this View Post
    I shouldn’t have to point out that the New York Post isn’t a real news organization, but the article is actually 100% false. They claim only $31 million is set aside for cash settlements, but the real number is $380.5 million. They completely misread (or willingly misinterpreted) the fine print.

    Equifax is only going to pay out that amount until the requests hit a $31 million cap. After that, the payouts will be lowered and distributed on a proportional basis. The total pool for restitution is $380.5 million

    Is that true, I read somewhere while the settlement was bigger as you say that a vast majority went to security blah blah blah lawyers etc.

    Bottom line, it aint $125 buckaroos a person anymore and best option is free watch vs the check for likely .25.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonaldTrumpsHairPiece View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SPIT this View Post
    I shouldn’t have to point out that the New York Post isn’t a real news organization, but the article is actually 100% false. They claim only $31 million is set aside for cash settlements, but the real number is $380.5 million. They completely misread (or willingly misinterpreted) the fine print.

    Is that true, I read somewhere while the settlement was bigger as you say that a vast majority went to security blah blah blah lawyers etc.

    Bottom line, it aint $125 buckaroos a person anymore and best option is free watch vs the check for likely .25.
    Yes it’s true. I read it in an actual new publication:
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/beta.wa...tputType%3Damp

    It may not be the full $125 but it definitely won’t be “25 cents”. Taking credit monitoring is retarded. You can already get that for free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPIT this View Post
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    Is that true, I read somewhere while the settlement was bigger as you say that a vast majority went to security blah blah blah lawyers etc.

    Bottom line, it aint $125 buckaroos a person anymore and best option is free watch vs the check for likely .25.
    Yes it’s true. I read it in an actual new publication:
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/beta.wa...tputType%3Damp

    It may not be the full $125 but it definitely won’t be “25 cents”. Taking credit monitoring is retarded. You can already get that for free.

    Free for 10 years? I guess it depends on the package.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonaldTrumpsHairPiece View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SPIT this View Post
    Yes it’s true. I read it in an actual new publication:
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/beta.wa...tputType%3Damp

    It may not be the full $125 but it definitely won’t be “25 cents”. Taking credit monitoring is retarded. You can already get that for free.

    Free for 10 years? I guess it depends on the package.
    Just use credit karma. Ain’t that big a deal, hoss

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    I received a check today for $13.99

    Thanks for the lunch
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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