Received most bullshit ticket in my life on the way back from WSOP

[limitles]

OMG to the list of worst drivers
goes aging Jews

that list includes

Asian women
Asian men
older females
older males
forceps babies
young women
young men
dropsies

[Dan Druff]

WOW, I could have authored this thread. I received the same bullshit ticket last week. I was headed home about 5 pm right near Vandenberg Air Force Bass. Up ahead I saw 3 base cops pulled over on the shoulder. I was driving about 10 miles under the speed limit. I drove by and next thing I know I see lights behind me. I pull over and the officer says I was belting pulled over for failure to yield to an emergency vehicle. I told her that was bullshit as I pulled over immediately. Then she explained it was for not moving to my left when I passed them on the shoulder. I’ve never heard that in over 30 years of driving.

I’m gonna fight it. Total crap. I talked to a cop friend and he said he has
Never written that ticket and never will because it’s petty bullshit.

I think a lot of naysayers in this thread are confusing what is most polite/safe versus what is ticket-worthy.

I'm not arguing the claim that it's probably a good idea to move away from a traffic stop on the side of the road.

I just think it's bullshit to be ticketing cars for this which are not speeding and otherwise driving safely.

I think it's even more bullshit to station multiple cars on the shoulder to specifically nail people for this as part of a trap.

This is especially true because this was NOT a law when people like Hut and myself learned to drive, and the change in the law has not been very well publicized, apparently.

[lol wow]

Todge we are literally just concerned for other drivers lives as ur just recklessly boozed up on a ginger kombucha swerving around

[lol wow]

We didn't want to bring up that it's a 15 year old BMW but its frankly a concern

[Dan Druff]

We didn't want to bring up that it's a 15 year old BMW but its frankly a concern

It's only 6 years old

[Walter Sobchak]

Law is about 15 years old maybe? Never heard of anyone getting a ticket for it though.

The highway patrol cops are probably still ramped up over some recent deaths of fellow troopers by idiot drivers doing almost exactly what Druff did except they drifted to the right and struck the troopers.

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/...328-story.html

Saw a "State Law: MOVE OVER or SLOW DOWN for stopped police or emergency vehicles" sign on the highway today. Thought of Druff.

[sah_24]

I got the same ticket in Missouri, I even got over a bit but the officer (a local cop who hated me) said I didn't get over far enough and gave me the same ticket …

[lol wow]

todge this idiot has a local cop who hates him that is an insane thing and you know he likely deserves it

[Kuntmissioner]

I got the same ticket in Missouri, I even got over a bit but the officer (a local cop who hated me) said I didn't get over far enough and gave me the same ticket …

Literally everyone hates you.

[sah_24]

I got the same ticket in Missouri, I even got over a bit but the officer (a local cop who hated me) said I didn't get over far enough and gave me the same ticket …

Literally everyone hates you.

Nah not really, just butthurt bad poker players like you

[OSA]

No one points out that Druff was ALREADY BREAKING THE LAW and then decided to slow down once there were cops nearby.

This is whats called just desserts.

[jsearles22]

Literally everyone hates you.

Nah not really, just butthurt bad poker players like you

I’ll be over in Chillicothe this week if you wanna meet up for lunch?

[Hockey Guy]

Druff should reveal that this happened at 8:30PM.

[Dan Druff]

No one points out that Druff was ALREADY BREAKING THE LAW and then decided to slow down once there were cops nearby.

This is whats called just desserts.

I'll keep that in mind when you get busted for your various shenanigans.

[Dan Druff]

Druff should reveal that this happened at 8:30PM.

If this is a joke of some kind, I don't get it.

This happened around 3:30pm.

[limitles]

I got the same ticket in Missouri, I even got over a bit but the officer (a local cop who hated me) said I didn't get over far enough and gave me the same ticket …

Chilicothe Missouri Census

As of the census^[3] of 2010, there were 9,515 people, 3,612 households, 2,146 families and one universally hated idiot residing in the city

[Hockey Guy]

Druff should reveal that this happened at 8:30PM.

If this is a joke of some kind, I don't get it.

This happened around 3:30pm.

Of course it's a joke.

If it happened at dusk or in the dark there'd be zero questions by anyone that you'd be totally in the wrong. I doubt you'd even dispute that or that this thread would exist if that was the case.

It would be funny in a stupid kinda way if it did though.

[MumblesBadly]

Druff was lucky he wasn’t driving in New Jersey. The state troopers there don’t take kindly to being questioned about how to do their job when conducting a traffic stop.

[SPIT this]

Not sure if your friends are trolling you or not, but I honestly thought everybody knew this. The law here is you have to move over or slow down to 25 mph. I assume that's everywhere. So technically you were going 44 mph over the speed limit and should have been arrested, but mb the cop was feeling lenient.

Also, it's a little immature to set your autopilot to the sex number.

[wrenchjockey]

I was going to type a long post about how druff is completely wrong, but as we all know druff is never wrong even when he's wrong so really nothing would be accomplished and what a waste of time typing that out would be.


Cliffs: Druff. Not wrong since 1972.