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    Offensive jokes

    How does a black girl know she is pregnant?

    When she pulls out her tampon, all the cotton has been picked out of it

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    What is black, bubbles and squeals?

    A baby N word in a microwave

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    If you're gonna tell racist jokes, you might as well go all the way and spell the word out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Another great Jimmy Carr joke:

    If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year, we could save million of mosquitoes from needlessly dying of AIDS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Another great Jimmy Carr joke:

    If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year, we could save million of mosquitoes from needlessly dying of AIDS.
    Yeah that's classic. Here's another classic routine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    If you're gonna tell racist jokes, you might as well go all the way and spell the word out.
    First post of yours I agree with, I think

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Here's one for DrkStr:



    Last edited by Hockey Guy; 11-08-2012 at 03:38 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    If you're gonna tell racist jokes, you might as well go all the way and spell the word out.

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    it's settled, allow the n word

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Another great Jimmy Carr joke:

    If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year, we could save million of mosquitoes from needlessly dying of AIDS.
    Racist! Rofl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Another great Jimmy Carr joke:

    If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year, we could save million of mosquitoes from needlessly dying of AIDS.
    Racist! Rofl.
    I can't believe he would type such a thing

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    Question: What do you call a Newborn Baby?
    Answer: Soup. This tasteless joke was in a book called Totally Tasteless Jokes.

    Domestic Violence "Joke,"What do you tell a Woman with two Black eyes?" Nothing. You've already told her twice. Disgusting joke.

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