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    Poker player Ken Strauss whips out dick in 2019 WSOP Main Event

    Player is apparently all in blind.
    Whips out his dick.
    Throws shoe at dealer.
    DQD.



     
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      Neverheeb: I don't often laugh at things, but when i do... I laugh my ass off

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    Dick move.

    Here's who this guy is, BTW:

    Ken Strauss

    https://twitter.com/kpittboy

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    Interesting way to light 10k on fire, POKER IS DEAD LOLS

     
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      Tellafriend: Offset. No way you want anything from mukblesfuck

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    Forget the micon system, this is pure Dan Bobba system.

     
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    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

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    It seemed like a good thing to do at the time but now feel I was in the wrong & would like to apologize.
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sah_24 View Post
    Interesting way to light 10k on fire, POKER IS DEAD LOLS
    Not sure it matters to him. Just perused his twitter...saw a tweet where he says he's seen every MLB, NFL, NBA and NHL team play at home at least once.

    This guy's life is a money non-limited carnival it would appear.

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    He just struck again at Luxor.

    Can't make this stuff up.

    Probably in jail now.


     
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    just looks like another mentally ill gambler.

     
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      ShawnFanningsLimpDick: But how do the mentally ill get their hands on $10K?
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    typical Nike wearer

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    just looks like another mentally ill gambler.
    Oddly he seems fairly normal on his Twitter, prior to this.

    He even cashed in some other event at the end of June, presumably with his dick in his pants.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    just looks like another mentally ill gambler.
    Oddly he seems fairly normal on his Twitter, prior to this.

    He even cashed in some other event at the end of June, presumably with his dick in his pants.

    that type of behavior/disposition just seems bipolar to me. lotta bipolar people are fine, like until they arent.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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      TheXFactor: This is why poker pro's love the WSOP...over half the field is mentally ill and should be committed to a mental institution.

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    From the Daniel Negreanu school of disrespecting handicapped spots...


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    Why is it always these small dick obese guys that do this?

    Why isnt someone hot like from Scandinavia or some hot jock with a massive dick?

     
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    It is in my bones which sucks so can make it hard to move sometimes. Trying to spend as much time with friends and family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Onestep View Post
    Why is it always these small dick obese guys that do this?

    Why isnt someone hot like from Scandinavia or some hot jock with a massive dick?
    I thought you were a top.

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    ill never miss a chance to post this.


     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    ShawnFanningsLimpDick: But how do the mentally ill get their hands on $10K?


    this video feels like the very logical product of wsop accepting credit cards now..

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    ill never miss a chance to post this.


    This guys reaction is the same reaction I have around straight guys interested in my sexual prowess.
    It is in my bones which sucks so can make it hard to move sometimes. Trying to spend as much time with friends and family.

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    Zip it up people.

    This guy is solid PFA material and a damn interesting interview. Druff should already be sending out feelers in his direction.
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