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    Australian man eats a gecko on a dare and dies

    Apparently, he literally rotted from within. From his attire, beard and hair, plus his vehicle, he may have been headed to Woodstock50, totally unaware of the Pacific Ocean in his way. Tragic. Respect animals. They aren't toys.

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    https://www.foxnews.com/health/man-d...ed-from-inside

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    Yeah that sucks cause he had dual citizenship with the U.S. and was on the ballot for President

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    Don't eat Geckos, they can save you 15% or more off car insurance.



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    The real question is how stoned was this stupid capitalist when he ate the gecko. All capitalist males are stupid depressed unemployed losers who cant find a decent woman to love on them for even a few seconds.

     
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      JohnCommode: In a future thread I will thoroughly examine the relationship between gecko eating and capitalist exploitation. Stay tuned.
    Socialism is the transitional period of capitalism being taken over by Communism.

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